crgn
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Some guy from Embra. No longer does a media thing for money and there is a good chance he will soon talk about it online. Proud Scottish Green and lefty Scotpol pipedog gang (sadly depleted) member.
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What a vile, evil government this is, with no humanity or compassion. Anyone remaining in Starmer’s Labour party or supporting it should be ashamed. www.bbc.com/news/article...
UK set to limit refugees to temporary stays
Shabana Mahmood is expected to say the era of permanent protection for refugees is over, in major changes to the UK's asylum and immigration system.
www.bbc.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What a vile, evil government this is, with no humanity or compassion. Anyone remaining in Starmer’s Labour party or supporting it should be ashamed. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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Under new plans to be unveiled by Labour, UK citizenship test has a whole section on Northern Ireland. If you get any of them right, you don't get citizenship.
I'm forever reminded that I'm not truly British because I constantly forget to forget about Northern Ireland
What Americans don't understand is 'crassly forgetting Northern Ireland' is a core part of British culture, like cueing and only being able to communicate via laconic understatement.
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Under new plans to be unveiled by Labour, UK citizenship test has a whole section on Northern Ireland. If you get any of them right, you don't get citizenship.
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Looking forward to informed analyses in the Scots editions of papers on what UKGov's backing down on UK income tax changes will mean for the Scottish Budget, which has been massively delayed by Reeves' arse-covering. I'm sure there will be lots. What? No, I am too old to be able to hear crickets.
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Looking forward to informed analyses in the Scots editions of papers on what UKGov's backing down on UK income tax changes will mean for the Scottish Budget, which has been massively delayed by Reeves' arse-covering. I'm sure there will be lots. What? No, I am too old to be able to hear crickets.
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to me the takeaway from that scene with Deep Throat is not “follow the money” it’s “the truth is these are not very bright guys and things go out of hand”
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
to me the takeaway from that scene with Deep Throat is not “follow the money” it’s “the truth is these are not very bright guys and things go out of hand”
Quite looking forward to this. For National fans, the soundtrack is by a Dessner (I forget which one).
One of my favorite movies of the year-slash-decade is now in theaters — and this really is a see-it-in-theater-if-you-can experience. You'll be blown away by Joel Edgerton and emotionally bowled over no matter what, though. (Hits Netflix 11/21)
TRAIN DREAMS 🎥
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
TRAIN DREAMS 🎥
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
'Train Dreams' Is a Tribute to the Men Who Built America
Anchored by a career-high performance from Joel Edgerton, this tale of a railroad laborer who experiences love and tragedy is a modest masterpiece.
www.rollingstone.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Quite looking forward to this. For National fans, the soundtrack is by a Dessner (I forget which one).
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Broke: Police and crime commissioners
Woke: Defund the police
Bespoke: Thieves guilds
Woke: Defund the police
Bespoke: Thieves guilds
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Broke: Police and crime commissioners
Woke: Defund the police
Bespoke: Thieves guilds
Woke: Defund the police
Bespoke: Thieves guilds
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Spot The Clue with DCI Baby Jesus in the Christmas issue of Viz, on sale today. If you can identify the killer before you reach the end of the strip, you could WIN YOUR WEIGHT IN QUALITY STREETS* (*competition not open to readers in your region)
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Spot The Clue with DCI Baby Jesus in the Christmas issue of Viz, on sale today. If you can identify the killer before you reach the end of the strip, you could WIN YOUR WEIGHT IN QUALITY STREETS* (*competition not open to readers in your region)
I am slightly suspicious that any one person could gather and corral so many facts so quickly into a cohesive and often funny story - of a piece of shit who should never be mourned and how he brought us the modern Fascist States of America - but it is very, very good.
BLOOD WORK / EPISODE 7
DICK DOWN
We break the emergency glass and initiate the Gregk Directive to commemorate the passing of one of the 21st century's greatest monsters, taking a look back at some of his proudest achievements. (However bad you think he was, he was worse.)
DICK DOWN
We break the emergency glass and initiate the Gregk Directive to commemorate the passing of one of the 21st century's greatest monsters, taking a look back at some of his proudest achievements. (However bad you think he was, he was worse.)
Dick Down
open.spotify.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I am slightly suspicious that any one person could gather and corral so many facts so quickly into a cohesive and often funny story - of a piece of shit who should never be mourned and how he brought us the modern Fascist States of America - but it is very, very good.
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Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
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Put wings on your car. “We call it a private jet for tax reasons really. Private jets don’t pay duty on fuel, so by adding wings to the vehicle, we should qualify for the same exemption.” [youtube.com]
Adding wings to my car so I pay less tax
You pay fuel duty. Why don’t billionaires? This week, we launched WeWingAnyCar.com to help you qualify for the same tax breaks that private jets get.
Because tax loopholes shouldn’t just be for billionaires.
They’re for everyone.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Put wings on your car. “We call it a private jet for tax reasons really. Private jets don’t pay duty on fuel, so by adding wings to the vehicle, we should qualify for the same exemption.” [youtube.com]
After six days of a cold that relocated Niagara to my nostrils, I cannot tell you how beautiful it feels breathing through empty sinuses again. I just hope the cough fucks off soon too.
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
After six days of a cold that relocated Niagara to my nostrils, I cannot tell you how beautiful it feels breathing through empty sinuses again. I just hope the cough fucks off soon too.
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"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
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We all know. They know. We know they know. They know we know they know.
As Karoline Leavitt concludes her press briefing and walks off, @andrewfeinberg.com asks: "What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?"
She did not respond.
She did not respond.
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We all know. They know. We know they know. They know we know they know.
I still don't quite get what mechanism Trump reckons he can use to get that money from the BBC. Libel damages seldom go higher than six figures.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I still don't quite get what mechanism Trump reckons he can use to get that money from the BBC. Libel damages seldom go higher than six figures.
I'm amazed it is that few. I assumed pretty much everyone just wanted the Tories out and voted for the ill-defined (and since proven fraudulent) promised "Change".
🚨Exclusive: Half of voters who backed Labour at the last general election have deserted the party, according to internal polling shared with Labour MPs www.politicshome.com/news/article...
Half of 2024 Labour Voters Have Gone Elsewhere, Party Privately Tells MPs
Half of voters who backed Labour at the last general election have deserted the party, according to internal polling shared with Labour MPs.
www.politicshome.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm amazed it is that few. I assumed pretty much everyone just wanted the Tories out and voted for the ill-defined (and since proven fraudulent) promised "Change".
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every morning Keir Starmer calls an aide into his room at 6.30am to film him doing bicep curls
"leak this to the Daily Mail" he says between grunts. "say that friends of Keir are concerned about how strong he is right now"
the aide nods, holding up the phone. it's not filming. it's never filming.
"leak this to the Daily Mail" he says between grunts. "say that friends of Keir are concerned about how strong he is right now"
the aide nods, holding up the phone. it's not filming. it's never filming.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
every morning Keir Starmer calls an aide into his room at 6.30am to film him doing bicep curls
"leak this to the Daily Mail" he says between grunts. "say that friends of Keir are concerned about how strong he is right now"
the aide nods, holding up the phone. it's not filming. it's never filming.
"leak this to the Daily Mail" he says between grunts. "say that friends of Keir are concerned about how strong he is right now"
the aide nods, holding up the phone. it's not filming. it's never filming.
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Mr McSweeney, when we gathered in secret in 2018 to scribble down your list of idiotic accusations against your colleagues and then relentlessly stampede every word of your drivel onto front pages as revelations and a terrifying national emergency, we did not expect “a toxic culture of briefing”
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Mr McSweeney, when we gathered in secret in 2018 to scribble down your list of idiotic accusations against your colleagues and then relentlessly stampede every word of your drivel onto front pages as revelations and a terrifying national emergency, we did not expect “a toxic culture of briefing”
Watching Frankenstein and just hit a moment where Victor and William are channeling Withnail and Marwood. "I made a mistake, the creature is extremely... dangerous."
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Watching Frankenstein and just hit a moment where Victor and William are channeling Withnail and Marwood. "I made a mistake, the creature is extremely... dangerous."
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He just stole this idea from Iain M. Banks' Culture books without acknowledging what Banks tells us time and time again is the reason that the Culture is able to function as a post-scarcity society: Communism.
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
He just stole this idea from Iain M. Banks' Culture books without acknowledging what Banks tells us time and time again is the reason that the Culture is able to function as a post-scarcity society: Communism.