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Bacon Milliner
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🇦🇺 Baker and baconsmith. eCyclist. Once mentally corrected someone’s grammar on an internet forum where they tried to tell a Star Trek joke in Esperanto.
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When you devote your life to the message that empathy is evil and gun deaths are an acceptable price to pay for gun rights, you shape the world with your words. Maybe Charlie Kirk didn’t expect to be a victim of his own worldbuilding, but his death is consistent with the world he helped create.
September 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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You can't call immigrants lazy moochers looking for government handouts and then round them up at Home Depots where you know they are looking for work.

You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules.

Get your lies straight.
June 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Few things take more chutzpah to say than "You are illegally on the land we stole."
June 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Brava!
Absolufuckinglutely
perfect 👇
June 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I saw the mushroom court case yesterday described as the Beef Unwellington trial, and now I can never think of it as anything else again 😭
June 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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It's not doomscrolling today, it's schadenfeed.
June 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
June 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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In the Situation, @BenjaminWittes.lawfaremedia.org contemplates the problems that arise from the Qatari government gifting an airplane to President Trump. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...
The Situation: A Used Plane That Needs Work
I have problems with the Qatar plane deal.
www.lawfaremedia.org
May 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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American Pope🇺🇸
May 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Everyone’s acting shocked that the election’s been called before 8:30pm but two and a half hours is plenty of time to roast a potato
May 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Can verify that this is very easy and VERY good.
Burnt Onion and Aubergine/Eggplant Dip is #RecipeOfTheDay! But it’s a dip in the way hummus is a dip, just as good slathered over bread. Leftovers also make for a nifty pasta sauce. And btw, I made some last week, and added a delicious dollop to a lentil soup www.nigella.com/recipes/burn...
Burnt Onion and Aubergine Dip
I get many requests for this decidedly brown dip of silky savouriness, the first recipe in my chapter A Loving Defence of Brown Food in Cook, Eat, Repeat, so creamy that you would never guess it’s act...
www.nigella.com
May 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
April 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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There's a secret to folding a fitted sheet and it's simple: have low expectations
April 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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How to lose a trade war:

1. Start a trade war.
April 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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A reminder in dark times: kindness, mercy, decency, and respect towards the least of us enrages Trumpists. It burns them. It’s like a mirror that shows them how they fall short of humanity.

Kindness and decency towards the people Trumpists hate is not just right; it torments Trumpists.
March 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Any politician who has to publicly promise he won’t roll back women’s rights is a politician no woman should vote for. www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
Despite forceful WFH agenda, Dutton makes pledge to women voters
The opposition leader has promised female voters there won’t be an American-style reversal of women’s rights if he becomes prime minister.
www.smh.com.au
March 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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"I get what you are saying but there doesn't seem to be anything unusual about today" he said
March 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM