Jess
@baconjess.bsky.social
Minneapolis
Can I pet your dog?
Can I pet your dog?
Pinned
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Man cmon it’s okay to admit when you’re wrong.
We are fundraising to get our neighbors under threat their basic needs met. Y’all should’ve met this moment by leveraging your donor base to help regular people, not whatever this is.
We are fundraising to get our neighbors under threat their basic needs met. Y’all should’ve met this moment by leveraging your donor base to help regular people, not whatever this is.
There may be a lot of known Minnesotans telling me - shockingly - I should not be supporting the DFL, but as someone who's run countering disinfo operations there have been dozens of inauthentic accounts in our discussion and that should make all of you "authentic" Minnesotans deeply uncomfortable.
January 18, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Man cmon it’s okay to admit when you’re wrong.
We are fundraising to get our neighbors under threat their basic needs met. Y’all should’ve met this moment by leveraging your donor base to help regular people, not whatever this is.
We are fundraising to get our neighbors under threat their basic needs met. Y’all should’ve met this moment by leveraging your donor base to help regular people, not whatever this is.
Gave out all my whistles at the VFW tonight!
January 18, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Gave out all my whistles at the VFW tonight!
Not having the greatest day, but two of my fave bartenders bought me a shot and then some ding dong left a vibrator behind.
January 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Not having the greatest day, but two of my fave bartenders bought me a shot and then some ding dong left a vibrator behind.
Damn, Wemby's widow's peak is crazy!
January 18, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Damn, Wemby's widow's peak is crazy!
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When you run a fascist out of Minneapolis, you are entitled to a traditional feast that honors your Minnesota ancestors.
January 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
When you run a fascist out of Minneapolis, you are entitled to a traditional feast that honors your Minnesota ancestors.
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I talked to four east metro small businesses about how they're fighting back against ICE. Here's my column (gift link). Please share!
Ross Raihala: How four small businesses are speaking out about ICE
It comes with risk, but some businesses feel they need to speak out.
www.twincities.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I talked to four east metro small businesses about how they're fighting back against ICE. Here's my column (gift link). Please share!
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“I’ll take my horchata warm cuz fuck ice” But it’s the cubes that make this art.
January 17, 2026 at 8:36 PM
“I’ll take my horchata warm cuz fuck ice” But it’s the cubes that make this art.
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If you're wanting to send some help to Minneapolis, please consider donating to get them some coats and gloves, their linktree is below.
We are in fact DESPERATE for winter coats, waterproof gloves, and good boots. We get so many wonderful donations but it is so cold and the numbers of unhoused unsheltered people are going up at the absolute worst time for it, and we run out of coats weekly.
The frigid Twin Cities temperatures will hurt the homeless; so do not gloat about the impact on ICE without also stepping up here:
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
If you're wanting to send some help to Minneapolis, please consider donating to get them some coats and gloves, their linktree is below.
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LOUVRE, MOMA, CARVE IT ON THE FUCKIN’ MOON.
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
LOUVRE, MOMA, CARVE IT ON THE FUCKIN’ MOON.
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Imagine how scary it would be. A whole crowd of Minnesotans saying "Ope" again and again.
January 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Imagine how scary it would be. A whole crowd of Minnesotans saying "Ope" again and again.
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Hello community!
We are asking for more support for this fundraiser. Due to the extreme cold expected to linger in the Twin Cities for the next several days, we are seeing a huge need to help provide hot meals to unhoused people. Please help us continue to support our immigrant businesses!
We are asking for more support for this fundraiser. Due to the extreme cold expected to linger in the Twin Cities for the next several days, we are seeing a huge need to help provide hot meals to unhoused people. Please help us continue to support our immigrant businesses!
January 17, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Hello community!
We are asking for more support for this fundraiser. Due to the extreme cold expected to linger in the Twin Cities for the next several days, we are seeing a huge need to help provide hot meals to unhoused people. Please help us continue to support our immigrant businesses!
We are asking for more support for this fundraiser. Due to the extreme cold expected to linger in the Twin Cities for the next several days, we are seeing a huge need to help provide hot meals to unhoused people. Please help us continue to support our immigrant businesses!
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ok, @statuscoupnews.bsky.social, leave the failed downtown Nazi rally and go get us the content WE CRAAAVE, the Powderhorn Art Sled race beginning rn in Powderhorn Park!!
January 17, 2026 at 8:06 PM
ok, @statuscoupnews.bsky.social, leave the failed downtown Nazi rally and go get us the content WE CRAAAVE, the Powderhorn Art Sled race beginning rn in Powderhorn Park!!
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Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
In Faribault for youth basketball. Bethlehem Academy has branded TP holders.
January 17, 2026 at 4:26 PM
In Faribault for youth basketball. Bethlehem Academy has branded TP holders.
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2026 be like:
January 17, 2026 at 7:21 AM
2026 be like:
So, Doris just hates the Wolves for some reason, yes?
January 17, 2026 at 5:18 AM
So, Doris just hates the Wolves for some reason, yes?
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Their first mistake was invading Minneapolis
Their second mistake was invading his true home: Online
Their second mistake was invading his true home: Online
January 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Their first mistake was invading Minneapolis
Their second mistake was invading his true home: Online
Their second mistake was invading his true home: Online
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Spotted in Longfellow
January 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Spotted in Longfellow
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Rudy strips KD and goes the other way with KD holding onto his jersey, Chris Finch gets a T for complaining about no foul being called
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Rudy strips KD and goes the other way with KD holding onto his jersey, Chris Finch gets a T for complaining about no foul being called
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BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
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May need to publish an empty game report and then just write "Naz Reid" a hundred times in the comments.
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 AM
May need to publish an empty game report and then just write "Naz Reid" a hundred times in the comments.
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