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Jess
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Minneapolis

Can I pet your dog?
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I feel like I'm gonna get so much use out of this.
I do not recognize the voices of these Big Ten network announcers and I do not care for them.
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Police say the 53-year-old man was cleaning his shotgun when his dog accidentally set it off, shooting him in the lower back.
Man expected to survive after dog shoots him in back
Police say the 53-year-old man was cleaning his shotgun when his dog accidentally set it off, shooting him in the lower back.
www.kare11.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Doug Gottlieb's hair is crazy.
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Love to come home from the bar to watch my alma mater struggle.
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Don't tip so shittily that my favorite bartender gives me a hug for tipping several times more on a $17 tab than you did on a $60 tab.
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Stop cheering for homophobic chicken. It’s embarrassing.
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Weird crowd/vibes at the VFW tonight.
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Naz Reid at halftime vs Denver

17 PTS | 6/8 FG | 4/5 3P | + 11 in 17 mins
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Fuck him up, Naz!
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Trying but hard to get a picture of the woman courtside with the crazy pink lipstick.

Convo at the bar:

"Is she supposed to be somebody?"
"No, she's just unfortunate."
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is probably the last day I'll be able to take a windows-open nap for a while, so I'd best get to it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Yes please kill each other and not us
We should bring back fighting over women
July 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Got half loaf of bread with candied ginger in it and made toast and now it smells like incense in here now.
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A couple of girls were selling bracelets (maybe other stuff?) raising money for something outside the VFW last night and I gave them $20 for this bracelet that they picked out to match my moonstone necklace. I like it!
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I just got out of bed to blow my nose and now I'm sneezing again and have to do it all over again. This is bullshit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Probably shouldn't leave my windows open all night, but also, it's gonna be a minute before I can do this again.
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
NOT JADEN
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
College wrasslin' on at the VFW!
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Holy crap it's lovely out there.
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I bought compression bags for packing for my upcoming trip way back in like, June and I have no idea where I put them. Great job, dumbass.
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Haven't updated my Turkey Day Dance Party playlist in a while, but I got some inspiration tonight. "Dim All the Lights" was already on there, obviously.
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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sing this song every time JD and the Supremes walk through the door
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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What the fuck. Just in general
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM