Offbrand Ken From B*rbie
@sdrockcab.bsky.social
Minneapolis. Your friendly local goth cowboy, now shitposting in the classic Twitter flavor and a brand new bluesky flavor
I fear I have just discovered "higher exposure" on my phone camera. Better photos
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I fear I have just discovered "higher exposure" on my phone camera. Better photos
Aurora borealis?! At this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within [the skies above my backyard]?!
Yes!
...may I see it?
Yes!
Yes!
...may I see it?
Yes!
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Aurora borealis?! At this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within [the skies above my backyard]?!
Yes!
...may I see it?
Yes!
Yes!
...may I see it?
Yes!
Why does no one on facebook marketplace ever fucking follow through on anything
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Why does no one on facebook marketplace ever fucking follow through on anything
Whatup anyone wanna buy an Atari 5200 that actually works
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Whatup anyone wanna buy an Atari 5200 that actually works
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Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
Really need life to stop beating me up please
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Really need life to stop beating me up please
fuckin economy has got me depressed bro
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
fuckin economy has got me depressed bro
What the heck my brother wants me to help him carry shingles at 9am on a Wednesday and he doesn't even have any beer for it
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What the heck my brother wants me to help him carry shingles at 9am on a Wednesday and he doesn't even have any beer for it
When will we know election results?
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
When will we know election results?
Im obviously desperate for a job but if your piece of shit company cant even be bothered to call me with a real person and has an AI do the screening call I'm hangin up and fuck you
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Im obviously desperate for a job but if your piece of shit company cant even be bothered to call me with a real person and has an AI do the screening call I'm hangin up and fuck you
Que neoliberal democrat politicians eulogizing dick cheney even though he's already in hell hearing the screams of the thousands of iraqi children who were murdered by bombs due to the actions of himself and dubyah
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Que neoliberal democrat politicians eulogizing dick cheney even though he's already in hell hearing the screams of the thousands of iraqi children who were murdered by bombs due to the actions of himself and dubyah
And they call themselves a FREE COUNTRY
November 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
And they call themselves a FREE COUNTRY
I'm kind of extremely worried about my old roommate-- he's put 120 hours into Stardew valley in the past 2 weeks???
I'm professionally unemployed and eve I cant hit those numbers
I'm professionally unemployed and eve I cant hit those numbers
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I'm kind of extremely worried about my old roommate-- he's put 120 hours into Stardew valley in the past 2 weeks???
I'm professionally unemployed and eve I cant hit those numbers
I'm professionally unemployed and eve I cant hit those numbers
I wanted to go as sabrina carpenter for halloween this year but ashe has like NO definitive outfit, I wouldve needed someone to do Jenna Ortega w/ me and do the Taste music video with the axe & blood but knew no one who wouldve lol
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I wanted to go as sabrina carpenter for halloween this year but ashe has like NO definitive outfit, I wouldve needed someone to do Jenna Ortega w/ me and do the Taste music video with the axe & blood but knew no one who wouldve lol
I only get like 5 trick or treaters a year so I always just say fuck it and give out full size shit. Had a good laugh this year when a kid's jaw dropped and they short circuited for a bit from getting a whole box of pocky lol
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I only get like 5 trick or treaters a year so I always just say fuck it and give out full size shit. Had a good laugh this year when a kid's jaw dropped and they short circuited for a bit from getting a whole box of pocky lol
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"Fences have become a scourge for anyone trying to walk around downtowns or working-class Twin Cities neighborhoods over the last few years. Instead of solving challenging problems, our governments have turned to fences that cut off necessary urban connections..."
Using fencing to curb homelessness in the Twin Cities is an insult - MinnPost
Agencies and governments turn to fencing instead of actual solutions for problems related to people experiencing homelessness.
www.minnpost.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Fences have become a scourge for anyone trying to walk around downtowns or working-class Twin Cities neighborhoods over the last few years. Instead of solving challenging problems, our governments have turned to fences that cut off necessary urban connections..."
The strangest but most effective way I found to (personally anyway) fix the true adage that men never get compliments is to mix in random pieces to your outfit from the women's section??? Idk why that works but my vintage jacket and ALL my women's boots/shoes always get compliments from men & women
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The strangest but most effective way I found to (personally anyway) fix the true adage that men never get compliments is to mix in random pieces to your outfit from the women's section??? Idk why that works but my vintage jacket and ALL my women's boots/shoes always get compliments from men & women
Had no costume for tonight's party. So just wore all black and grabbed a Darth Vader helmet. Going as "Dar-iscount Vader"
October 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Had no costume for tonight's party. So just wore all black and grabbed a Darth Vader helmet. Going as "Dar-iscount Vader"
Absolutely fucking amazing shit happening on facebook marketplace this weekend
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Absolutely fucking amazing shit happening on facebook marketplace this weekend
Yall know I'm not kidding when I say I just sell literal junk online right? The last 3 days sales are a manual for 30 year electronics, a toddler toy, 2 pounds of protein powder, a charging cable, preowned shoes, and a bunch of empty cassette tapes
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Yall know I'm not kidding when I say I just sell literal junk online right? The last 3 days sales are a manual for 30 year electronics, a toddler toy, 2 pounds of protein powder, a charging cable, preowned shoes, and a bunch of empty cassette tapes
Rosscreations does more for ACAB by decrease police budgets via wasting their fucking time than all of our posting combined. I get such a kick out of how much his local PD hates him www.facebook.com/reel/4266190...
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October 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Rosscreations does more for ACAB by decrease police budgets via wasting their fucking time than all of our posting combined. I get such a kick out of how much his local PD hates him www.facebook.com/reel/4266190...
I guess it has been about 6 years so I was well overdue to fall off a bike lol
Honestly a fucking miracle that I'm okay, I was going 20mph and in car traffic. Very glad I wore a leather jacket today, I would be fuuuuuuccckkked up otherwise as I slid like 5 feet on the ground
Honestly a fucking miracle that I'm okay, I was going 20mph and in car traffic. Very glad I wore a leather jacket today, I would be fuuuuuuccckkked up otherwise as I slid like 5 feet on the ground
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I guess it has been about 6 years so I was well overdue to fall off a bike lol
Honestly a fucking miracle that I'm okay, I was going 20mph and in car traffic. Very glad I wore a leather jacket today, I would be fuuuuuuccckkked up otherwise as I slid like 5 feet on the ground
Honestly a fucking miracle that I'm okay, I was going 20mph and in car traffic. Very glad I wore a leather jacket today, I would be fuuuuuuccckkked up otherwise as I slid like 5 feet on the ground
I feel bad for people with REAL JOBS-- you're at WORK and I'm at home watching a guy on runescape attempt to eat half a million trout
October 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I feel bad for people with REAL JOBS-- you're at WORK and I'm at home watching a guy on runescape attempt to eat half a million trout
Better late than never: like years past the deadline I finally have a real ID
It was extremely rude of them to have me start the eye test on the 20/30 line? Like gurl that ain't happening, let's just go straight to 20/40
It was extremely rude of them to have me start the eye test on the 20/30 line? Like gurl that ain't happening, let's just go straight to 20/40
October 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Better late than never: like years past the deadline I finally have a real ID
It was extremely rude of them to have me start the eye test on the 20/30 line? Like gurl that ain't happening, let's just go straight to 20/40
It was extremely rude of them to have me start the eye test on the 20/30 line? Like gurl that ain't happening, let's just go straight to 20/40
I may have $90 left to my entire name but I made it through the month having paid rent, paid off the credit card, still buying for the ebay business, and I didnt starve to death. woo
October 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I may have $90 left to my entire name but I made it through the month having paid rent, paid off the credit card, still buying for the ebay business, and I didnt starve to death. woo