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Jess
@baconjess.bsky.social
Minneapolis

Can I pet your dog?
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November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
A couple of girls were selling bracelets (maybe other stuff?) raising money for something outside the VFW last night and I gave them $20 for this bracelet that they picked out to match my moonstone necklace. I like it!
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Haven't updated my Turkey Day Dance Party playlist in a while, but I got some inspiration tonight. "Dim All the Lights" was already on there, obviously.
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I thought of you when I saw this at 33rd and Aldrich a couple of days ago.
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Girl, no.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Cannot help myself.
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I got that on Instagram and replied with this:
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
God, this is so ugly.
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I went outside, but I don't think this is aurora. I did see it once on my well-lit, busy street, though.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hands down the worst part of election judging.
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I know it's probably a White Russian, but it just looks like a glass of milk.
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Stall graffiti on the women's restroom at the VFW.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I think my hair looks good tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I wish I'd noticed the "maple" on the label before I bought them. The smell makes me want to barf. Back to the loch* with you, Nessie.

*snack cabinet, since I'm at the office
October 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'm not the only person at the Kathleen Edwards show who was at the game tonight.
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is the last thing I need right now, TouchTunes.
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's giving horror movie vibes.
October 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This court is beautiful.
October 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Got on the bus and immediately got a compliment on my shirt.
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is gonna fix me (the first one started me on that journey).
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My parents had to put this ding dong down five years ago and of course I miss her all the time, but I just thought about her and started sobbing while I was applying my second facial serum. It passed quickly, but man, was that weird.
October 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My potato has a nipple.
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
No notes.
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Two words.
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It's so early, but if I can monopolize...
October 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM