Christ I'm so sick of this bargain bin Isla Fisher popping up on every social media site.
September 9, 2023 at 4:17 AM
Christ I'm so sick of this bargain bin Isla Fisher popping up on every social media site.
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This is the most diabolic sentence in the history of the written word.
July 26, 2023 at 8:55 PM
This is the most diabolic sentence in the history of the written word.
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[me as a knight]
me: squire, young squire…do you have the time?
squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm
me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time
me: squire, young squire…do you have the time?
squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm
me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time
July 8, 2023 at 4:00 PM
[me as a knight]
me: squire, young squire…do you have the time?
squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm
me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time
me: squire, young squire…do you have the time?
squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm
me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time
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Reskeet with your favorite meme you've ever made
July 9, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Reskeet with your favorite meme you've ever made
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Hey bluesky pals, quick question: Just hit and killed an angel with fireworks (accident). Is the Christian god known to be wrathful? 😬
July 4, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Hey bluesky pals, quick question: Just hit and killed an angel with fireworks (accident). Is the Christian god known to be wrathful? 😬
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just a lil fyi and heads up to all "newsky" refugees just in over here from elmo's hellsite: on here we all smoke cigarette. we have uncirc penis and ride moped. we throw glass bottle
July 3, 2023 at 1:16 AM
just a lil fyi and heads up to all "newsky" refugees just in over here from elmo's hellsite: on here we all smoke cigarette. we have uncirc penis and ride moped. we throw glass bottle
Ok well it looks like fuckin Elon has nuked Twitter likely once and for all. So I guess I start checking out what's over here more. Honestly what a dumb fuckin prick
July 1, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Ok well it looks like fuckin Elon has nuked Twitter likely once and for all. So I guess I start checking out what's over here more. Honestly what a dumb fuckin prick
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old accounts welcoming the newskies
June 25, 2023 at 10:34 PM
old accounts welcoming the newskies
I've been living abroad for more than a year and things are annoying, particular in regards to food service. No joke it takes almost 30 mins for food to be prepared no matter where i go: cafeteria, small shop, restaurants. There's no such thing as "fast food"
And it's usually cold or not amazing.
And it's usually cold or not amazing.
June 24, 2023 at 3:28 PM
I've been living abroad for more than a year and things are annoying, particular in regards to food service. No joke it takes almost 30 mins for food to be prepared no matter where i go: cafeteria, small shop, restaurants. There's no such thing as "fast food"
And it's usually cold or not amazing.
And it's usually cold or not amazing.
I am definitely smarter than all the gods. I wouldn't get punished. I am too clever.
June 24, 2023 at 10:00 AM
I am definitely smarter than all the gods. I wouldn't get punished. I am too clever.
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happy weekend to the marine biologists on here i love you all
June 23, 2023 at 11:21 PM
happy weekend to the marine biologists on here i love you all
Would you shut up, man.
June 24, 2023 at 6:16 AM
Would you shut up, man.
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submarine news cycle:
low stakes
straightforward
one 19 year old with distressingly little agency
russian coup news cycle:
high stakes
confusing
a lot of 19 year olds with distressingly high amounts of agency
low stakes
straightforward
one 19 year old with distressingly little agency
russian coup news cycle:
high stakes
confusing
a lot of 19 year olds with distressingly high amounts of agency
June 24, 2023 at 5:08 AM
submarine news cycle:
low stakes
straightforward
one 19 year old with distressingly little agency
russian coup news cycle:
high stakes
confusing
a lot of 19 year olds with distressingly high amounts of agency
low stakes
straightforward
one 19 year old with distressingly little agency
russian coup news cycle:
high stakes
confusing
a lot of 19 year olds with distressingly high amounts of agency
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rogan: now you guys were pals, but you’re saying prigozhin has been drinking bud light?
putin: so many reports of it joe
rogan: you think he’s got the mind virus?
putin: that’s how it works joe, it’s the bud light, just go read about it, there’s so much information out there
rogan: wow
putin: so many reports of it joe
rogan: you think he’s got the mind virus?
putin: that’s how it works joe, it’s the bud light, just go read about it, there’s so much information out there
rogan: wow
June 24, 2023 at 3:48 AM
rogan: now you guys were pals, but you’re saying prigozhin has been drinking bud light?
putin: so many reports of it joe
rogan: you think he’s got the mind virus?
putin: that’s how it works joe, it’s the bud light, just go read about it, there’s so much information out there
rogan: wow
putin: so many reports of it joe
rogan: you think he’s got the mind virus?
putin: that’s how it works joe, it’s the bud light, just go read about it, there’s so much information out there
rogan: wow
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Me, switching from deep sea submersible technology to russian military politics
June 23, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Me, switching from deep sea submersible technology to russian military politics
Oh yeah and "popular with friends"
June 24, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Oh yeah and "popular with friends"
Ok ok ok ok, what's the difference between "what's hot" and the "my feed" because they seem serve largely the same purpose
June 24, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Ok ok ok ok, what's the difference between "what's hot" and the "my feed" because they seem serve largely the same purpose
Ok so does anybody else get super nostalgic for borderline unpleasant things? I've just driven to Jordan in the Middle East and it was 38c and windy. I stepped out of the car and went "ahhh, just like Central Australia" while my wife scowled
June 23, 2023 at 6:08 PM
Ok so does anybody else get super nostalgic for borderline unpleasant things? I've just driven to Jordan in the Middle East and it was 38c and windy. I stepped out of the car and went "ahhh, just like Central Australia" while my wife scowled
Ok so where are the art skeeters and the TTRPG skeeters?
June 22, 2023 at 4:46 PM
Ok so where are the art skeeters and the TTRPG skeeters?
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Living well is the best revenge. The second best revenge is carefully removing plants from someone's garden & replacing their lawn gnomes with slightly larger lawn gnomes so they appear to be growing in size from eating the plants.
June 22, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Living well is the best revenge. The second best revenge is carefully removing plants from someone's garden & replacing their lawn gnomes with slightly larger lawn gnomes so they appear to be growing in size from eating the plants.