b0wser
@b0wser.bsky.social
wizard
logically sound, neurologically janky
logically sound, neurologically janky
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b0wser
@b0wser.bsky.social
· May 12
“I don't know how much value I have in this universe, but I do know that I've made a few people happier than they would have been without me, and as long as I know that, I'm as rich as I ever need to be.”
Robin Williams
Robin Williams
if I am indeed approaching midlife crisis, it is telling me to become more Scottish
January 27, 2026 at 4:33 AM
if I am indeed approaching midlife crisis, it is telling me to become more Scottish
I use tinder to doom-scroll horizontally
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 AM
I use tinder to doom-scroll horizontally
are they still out there mixing nyquil and red bulls or did that one fade out?
January 26, 2026 at 5:51 AM
are they still out there mixing nyquil and red bulls or did that one fade out?
“GET YER HOLE!”
-Robert Burns, probably
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-Robert Burns, probably
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January 25, 2026 at 8:30 AM
“GET YER HOLE!”
-Robert Burns, probably
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-Robert Burns, probably
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what do I know about diamonds?
January 25, 2026 at 7:54 AM
what do I know about diamonds?
my mystery pop was pineapple flavour
I have won the day
I have won the day
January 25, 2026 at 12:02 AM
my mystery pop was pineapple flavour
I have won the day
I have won the day
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As one who has lived in the US & Canada, I can't understate to people in each place what an incredibly grounding, moderating & uniting force for empathy & good the CBC is in Canada, vs. many US places lacking easy access to NPR/PBS, thus left with radicalizing AM talk & cable news.
Protect the CBC.
Protect the CBC.
Amidst a hellscape for journalism and specifically local journalism, CBC seems to be the only major news outlet that's actually *expanding* its local journalism with 11 new bureaus this year.
Protect the CBC!!
www.cbc.ca/news/editors...
Protect the CBC!!
www.cbc.ca/news/editors...
January 16, 2026 at 4:54 AM
As one who has lived in the US & Canada, I can't understate to people in each place what an incredibly grounding, moderating & uniting force for empathy & good the CBC is in Canada, vs. many US places lacking easy access to NPR/PBS, thus left with radicalizing AM talk & cable news.
Protect the CBC.
Protect the CBC.
murder the skooma dealer
January 13, 2026 at 9:26 AM
murder the skooma dealer
“thousands of restaurants across Canada could close”
the working and consuming class isn’t being allowed to earn enough money, and here’s an outcome
the working and consuming class isn’t being allowed to earn enough money, and here’s an outcome
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
“thousands of restaurants across Canada could close”
the working and consuming class isn’t being allowed to earn enough money, and here’s an outcome
the working and consuming class isn’t being allowed to earn enough money, and here’s an outcome
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This is a very kind wish. But I'd also like to ask you to follow other Canadian senators who are already here, and who haven't been as lucky as I have in connecting with an audience. I convinced a fair few Senate friends to give this platform a try, but many didn't feel it worked for them. #cdnpoli
#canadiansky Let’s get the Senator’s follower numbers up to demonstrate engagement here is good comms strategy.
More recently, I had the chance, in a committee hearing, to raise the issue of the CBC’s commitment to X. Here’s what CBC’s top executives told me about why the CBC isn’t on Bluesky or Mastodon. youtu.be/lJUeQZlvD-E?... #cdnpoli
January 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
This is a very kind wish. But I'd also like to ask you to follow other Canadian senators who are already here, and who haven't been as lucky as I have in connecting with an audience. I convinced a fair few Senate friends to give this platform a try, but many didn't feel it worked for them. #cdnpoli
boomers, the generation of dafties who handed us off like debutants to be molested by corporations
ffs
ffs
January 11, 2026 at 6:32 AM
boomers, the generation of dafties who handed us off like debutants to be molested by corporations
ffs
ffs
sorry blokes but the infidel isn’t to blame on this one
APNewsAlert: DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — #Iran's parliament meets to discuss the ongoing protests shaking the nation, with lawmakers chanting: 'Death to America!'
January 11, 2026 at 6:28 AM
sorry blokes but the infidel isn’t to blame on this one
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not to get Serious serious but children not being literate is 100% contributing to the insane lack of empathy
January 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
not to get Serious serious but children not being literate is 100% contributing to the insane lack of empathy
shouting
LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
January 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
shouting
LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
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Renee Good should still be here.
She was a beloved child of God, with inherent value and infinite worth.
She was murdered by her own government in broad daylight in what is supposed to be the greatest democracy on the planet.
She was a beloved child of God, with inherent value and infinite worth.
She was murdered by her own government in broad daylight in what is supposed to be the greatest democracy on the planet.
January 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Renee Good should still be here.
She was a beloved child of God, with inherent value and infinite worth.
She was murdered by her own government in broad daylight in what is supposed to be the greatest democracy on the planet.
She was a beloved child of God, with inherent value and infinite worth.
She was murdered by her own government in broad daylight in what is supposed to be the greatest democracy on the planet.
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
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Peter Jackson and Howard Shore one random day in like 1999:
How about we make a scene that’s just lighting a bunch signal of fires over the most majestic landscapes in existence, and have it feel like the most triumphant scene in cinema history?
How about we make a scene that’s just lighting a bunch signal of fires over the most majestic landscapes in existence, and have it feel like the most triumphant scene in cinema history?
January 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Peter Jackson and Howard Shore one random day in like 1999:
How about we make a scene that’s just lighting a bunch signal of fires over the most majestic landscapes in existence, and have it feel like the most triumphant scene in cinema history?
How about we make a scene that’s just lighting a bunch signal of fires over the most majestic landscapes in existence, and have it feel like the most triumphant scene in cinema history?
shit fuck satan death sex drugs rape
these seven words they are trying to take
america the beautiful, land of the free
don’t change the words to “land of hypocrisy”
these seven words they are trying to take
america the beautiful, land of the free
don’t change the words to “land of hypocrisy”
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
shit fuck satan death sex drugs rape
these seven words they are trying to take
america the beautiful, land of the free
don’t change the words to “land of hypocrisy”
these seven words they are trying to take
america the beautiful, land of the free
don’t change the words to “land of hypocrisy”
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#Goldeneyes Jenn Gardiner, Sophie Jaques, Emerance Maschemeyer, Sarah Nurse and Claire Thompson will play for Team Canada at #MilanoCortina2026 🇨🇦
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
#Goldeneyes Jenn Gardiner, Sophie Jaques, Emerance Maschemeyer, Sarah Nurse and Claire Thompson will play for Team Canada at #MilanoCortina2026 🇨🇦
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I once told an American pal that the RCMP horse parade officers get to keep the horse. But that’s also what the ceremonial retirement rifle was for, at the end.
The other Cdns immediately backed it up. “Yeah we just don’t talk about it because it’s like their own personal Artax moment”
The other Cdns immediately backed it up. “Yeah we just don’t talk about it because it’s like their own personal Artax moment”
From at least 8 years ago. As an Aussie, I’m pretty up with the lingo, and I’d never heard this phrase before this post. It was nearly universally adopted shortly thereafter because this post speaks absolute truth about Aussies.
January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I once told an American pal that the RCMP horse parade officers get to keep the horse. But that’s also what the ceremonial retirement rifle was for, at the end.
The other Cdns immediately backed it up. “Yeah we just don’t talk about it because it’s like their own personal Artax moment”
The other Cdns immediately backed it up. “Yeah we just don’t talk about it because it’s like their own personal Artax moment”
HOCUS POCUS
THERE’S PIZZA ON YER FOCUS
THERE’S PIZZA ON YER FOCUS
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 AM
HOCUS POCUS
THERE’S PIZZA ON YER FOCUS
THERE’S PIZZA ON YER FOCUS
idolatry is self-defeating
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
idolatry is self-defeating