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logically sound, neurologically janky
300 pounds of onions
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
found the picture of the tube
June 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
good boy he smiling
June 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
New West Station is a super good example of line-driven density. Unsure of this photo date but Old Spaghetti Factory is visible (still there today)
May 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
looking through the clearance leftovers at my local Hudson’s Bay store and their failings are apparent

nobody in Abbotsford is going to buy a pair of Oxfords from any store in a mall for $750
May 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
this is the speed I get for supporting the cheap competitor Quebecois separatist network of Freedom Mobile
March 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
here on this super tiny fenced-off square stood IHOP

now just a place of zero economic activity: shite

#Abbotsford is great at shite!
March 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
here’s some more #Abbotsford silly shit

a chop shop slash vape store bright af, midnight Friday
March 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
it is literally midnight on a Friday

this is silly shit at every level
March 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
March 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Canada’s fentanyl czar
February 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
this is Chip!

Started life in Texas, emigrated to Canada as a rescue where he spent the past five years in Chilliwack
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I always thought the Divine Interventions “Jackhammer Jesus” was rather truncheonly
December 5, 2024 at 1:38 AM
look at this handsome good boy right here @xavrv.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 9:09 PM
John Horgan was known as “Premier Dad” to many who worked closely with him

I had opportunity for this picture when I was working SHUX’18, as his Vancouver office was above the venue. He was too busy to drop by, but did reveal he loved to play Catan.
November 12, 2024 at 9:36 PM
google you’re eating paint again

Mum did a quick search for a speed conversion

“400km wind in mph”
October 30, 2024 at 6:13 AM
October 11, 2024 at 7:34 AM
I have this one for 2012
October 10, 2024 at 7:55 AM
he does a world-class John Cena impression too!
August 31, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Report with a photo of your favorite villain

hey yo, it’s the bad guy
August 8, 2024 at 6:57 AM
I know you’re into the craft cocktails, but is this the next thing?
July 12, 2024 at 3:30 AM
June 25, 2024 at 3:27 AM
if I find uranium in the market yes, but not this time
June 11, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I have popcorn, as demonstrated here

but no buttery topping
April 8, 2024 at 5:43 AM
“33% of your job as a dad is staring at your kids like this until they act right”
March 1, 2024 at 8:54 PM