Awkwardjoke
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Awkwardjoke
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uergh
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They’re going to steal as much as they possibly can from us until we stop them.
March 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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a million people died in iraq
I bet you think W. Bush is also a bloodthirsty genocidal monster.
February 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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They’re saying Elon’s not smart enough to build a submarine capable of visiting the wreckage site of the Titanic. They’re saying he doesn’t have enough money or gumption to do it. They’re saying he’s too much of a loser that he couldn’t even find four to five friends to bring along with him.
February 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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this rocks because what i’m looking for in this political moment is politicians doing completely symbolic things that i thought had already been done
My bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President’s desk to be signed into law! 🦅
December 17, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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But not Leonard Peltier. @sapphicfilmnerd.bsky.social
December 12, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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i’ve seen people say “celebrating the CEO dying is bad, talk to people in real life you’ll see” i’ve talked to people and they all think it’s cool as hell
December 6, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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problem gambling disproportionately affects impoverished people and, respectfully, those who promote it should be chased across moorlands by hounds.
A craze for betting is sweeping over America. It should be celebrated, not feared econ.st/4fYTrIL
December 5, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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The CEO of Raw Farm—whose milk is contaminated with bird flu—says RFKjr’s transition team asked him to apply for the position of FDA advisor on Raw Milk Policy and Standards Development.
California suspends distribution of Raw Farm raw milk products after bird flu detection | CNN
Distribution of Raw Farm raw milk products has been suspended after bird flu virus was found in milk samples, the California Department of Food and Agriculture said.
www.cnn.com
December 4, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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[staring directly into the camera]

Preapre your butts
📢 Preapre all your limbs, heads and butts...

It's almost time to QUD!
December 4, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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live updates on the situation in South Korea here
South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol has declared emergency martial law “to protect the country” from North Korea's communist forces and to eliminate anti-State elements.
December 3, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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fondly recalling how after Jan 6 Congress went home for a long weekend, didn't start impeachment proceedings for a week, which then took another month
It took only ~2.5 hrs for the National Assembly to gather a majority of members (190 of 300) and generate a unanimous vote (190 of 190) to vote down the emergency martial law. The law says the president "shall comply" with parliament's vote, but doesn't specify a time frame.
December 3, 2024 at 4:29 PM
🥴
December 2, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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Support indie artists.
Support ACTUAL artists.
Support ACTUAL game devs.
Support those who work hard (and/or who work smart).
Boycott this uncanny BS the moment you see it.
Elon Musk says he’s starting an AI game studio to ‘make games great again’
November 27, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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well i think that matt eberflus is the best football coach in the whole world
November 28, 2024 at 9:01 PM
this sicko game was worth it to watch Brady be forced to eat turducken
November 29, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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just had a guy go full debate nerd in favor of British colonialism, so to reiterate:

Decolonization does not require sending settlers back to their country of origin & implying it does feeds into settler myths about decolonization. it requires the upending of the settler-colonial state structure.
January 6, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Kevin Burkhardt: So Tom what would you do in this situation

Tom Brady: They called that guy Long Dick
November 29, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy.

Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨
November 28, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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this is peak thanksgiving football
November 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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it’s that time of the year again, thanks jerma
November 28, 2024 at 6:59 AM
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That’s crazy I always thought it was healthy
Captain Eighties strikes again.
November 28, 2024 at 3:05 AM