autopanda.bsky.social
@autopanda.bsky.social
Enjoyer of archery, cricket and other standing around in a field sports.
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Oh, and how could we forget the finest flour fetchers in the forest:
Mr. Block & Mr. Tackle 🎩🥚
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Let's practice your BOOs in the comments...

The evil, money hungry, scheming, and charming, Sheriff of Nottingham
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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It’s nearly the weekend again... and that means more performances of Babes in the Wood! 🥳

Bring the whole family for a festive treat:
Fri @ 7.30pm
Sat & Sun @ 11am & 4pm

Book now 🎟️🔗 hhtheatreco.com/whats-on

#HemelHempsteadTheatreCompany
#CommunityTheatre
#BabesInTheWood
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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How do you calculate the molecular weight of guacamole?

By using Avocado's Number.
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I've written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage, urging them to join me in condemning Elon Musk's dangerous remarks inciting violence yesterday.

As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.
September 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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WIN £100 MILLION DOLLARS!
I’ve clearly lost my marbles because I will be giving one lucky person £100 million dollars watch the video to find out how it could be yours.
July 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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the way democracy works now is that we keep voting for people to whack us in the nuts with bigger and bigger hammers. occasionally we vote for someone who says they’ll use smaller hammers, but guess what? bigger hammers
May 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Finding out about stuff like this by accident is what makes social media actually worthwhile.
tried to make a era-appropriate trailer for my THPS inspired fish game
April 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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"they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak"

our beef:
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Dorset, mid-80s, 5 foot 4. Completely forgotten the middle but remember the beginning and end!
i did this survey on x: the everything app several years ago and now all the data’s gone so let’s re-do it for SCIENCE:

as a child, did you hear a poem and “my friend billy” and if so a) when/where did you hear it (hampshire, mid-80s) and b) how long was it by the end of the poem (four foot four)
March 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Starting to wish I'd never tattooed the letter "Þ" on that piece of murine leather. It's been a thorn in mice hide ever since.
October 19, 2023 at 3:04 PM
This tale is beautiful and powerful and should be seen and read and stuff
I know it is not absolutely a crisis but it is very bad let me tell you what has happened
March 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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But soft, what light through yonder window?

Brakes.
March 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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the media: the trouble is, no-one’s giving advice to men!

loads of people: be fun. wash regularly so you smell nice. learn to cook. take pleasure in giving other people pleasure. be interested in other people.

the media: so here’s a man who says you should become a human trafficker.
January 17, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz)
December 17, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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A lot of people will tell you we're a Roman Palace.

We are in fact a moon-sized super-weapon capable of destroying a planet.

(Better with sound).
December 10, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Twice today I've read the phrase "Shined Through" and I'm finding it like treading on Lego in the dark when reading.
December 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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I remain obsessed by how much this publicity photo from Spaced looks like every British Xennial's First Houseshare Photo. The poses! The sofa! THE LITTLE BAMBOO TABLE FOR THE LANDLINE WITH SPACE BENEATH FOR THE YELLOW PAGES.
November 25, 2024 at 12:25 PM
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Huge if true
November 23, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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New comic: "On a par with cardboard"
badmachinery.com/comic/on-a-p...
On a par with cardboard – Bad Machinery
badmachinery.com
November 22, 2024 at 7:42 AM
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in the spirit of Mariah Carey’s long-lost grunge album, we proudly present:

title cards from informational films by the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food (MAFF), as unreleased album covers

(this one feels like Broken Social Scene to us)

🧵
October 24, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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look at this absolute unit
October 17, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #808,471! Higher than I thought but I was on the wait list for a good while.
September 18, 2024 at 8:47 AM