Aidan Truhen
@aidantruhen.bsky.social
I’m the fucking zeitgeist now.
Author: The Price You Pay & Seven Demons - TV’s Kill Jackie
https://variety.com/2025/tv/global/catherine-zeta-jones-new-series-kill-jackie-first-look-image-1236541905/
@nickharkaway.com’s evil twin.
Author: The Price You Pay & Seven Demons - TV’s Kill Jackie
https://variety.com/2025/tv/global/catherine-zeta-jones-new-series-kill-jackie-first-look-image-1236541905/
@nickharkaway.com’s evil twin.
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Aidan Truhen
@aidantruhen.bsky.social
· Oct 9
‘Kill Jackie’ First Look: Catherine Zeta-Jones Is a Glamorous Art Dealer Out for Revenge in Thriller Series From Prime Video, Fremantle and Steel Springs (EXCLUSIVE)
The first look at upcoming thriller series 'Kill Jackie,' starring Catherine Zeta-Jones as a drug smuggler turned art dealer.
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2026 is so crappy that Nick had had to
upgrade me from “alter ego” to “emergency executive personality“. basically because everything that’s happening confirms everything I have always believed about humans.
upgrade me from “alter ego” to “emergency executive personality“. basically because everything that’s happening confirms everything I have always believed about humans.
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
2026 is so crappy that Nick had had to
upgrade me from “alter ego” to “emergency executive personality“. basically because everything that’s happening confirms everything I have always believed about humans.
upgrade me from “alter ego” to “emergency executive personality“. basically because everything that’s happening confirms everything I have always believed about humans.
I named my fists climate crisis because by the time you have obvious evidence of their apocalyptic potential you are already covered in flies
o it’s supposed to be funny?
I’ll do another one hang on what do you mean I ruined it
o it’s supposed to be funny?
I’ll do another one hang on what do you mean I ruined it
I named my fists left and right because frankly I'm not comfortable with naming body parts and fists especially that just seems fraught with psychosexual implications I don't really want to make explicit so in this essay I will
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I named my fists climate crisis because by the time you have obvious evidence of their apocalyptic potential you are already covered in flies
o it’s supposed to be funny?
I’ll do another one hang on what do you mean I ruined it
o it’s supposed to be funny?
I’ll do another one hang on what do you mean I ruined it
I really would like to write another Jack Price book.
Put Smiley away and release Jack! @aidantruhen.bsky.social knows it to be true and so do you.....
kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .
ALT: kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .
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November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I really would like to write another Jack Price book.
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You should definitely read all of this thread and then go read The Price You Pay because Aidan is a living treasure and also quite maladapted
One time I met this guy he was a talented doomed fuckhead of the kind you find on Wall Street and in Hollywood that is to say he talked a great game and he could actually play but he was so damn high all the time you could be forgiven for thinking he was an asshole.
June 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You should definitely read all of this thread and then go read The Price You Pay because Aidan is a living treasure and also quite maladapted
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Sir, this is an Arby's
June 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Sir, this is an Arby's
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And that is how I came to have a story with a moral component but honestly I do not know what that moral is.
The End.
The End.
June 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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When I lock myself in a room naked to write a novel no one calls it inspiring I am doing this wrong.
June 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
When I lock myself in a room naked to write a novel no one calls it inspiring I am doing this wrong.
The only part of this I understand is the guy who wrote I WAS A WALL STREET SEX UNICORN AND I PENETRATED BITCOIN WITH MY ENORMOUS SPANGLED HORN that man is a fucking artist
So this is how they attempt to do a Baudrillard recouperation on Chuck Tingle
June 18, 2025 at 9:09 AM
The only part of this I understand is the guy who wrote I WAS A WALL STREET SEX UNICORN AND I PENETRATED BITCOIN WITH MY ENORMOUS SPANGLED HORN that man is a fucking artist
One time I met this guy he was a talented doomed fuckhead of the kind you find on Wall Street and in Hollywood that is to say he talked a great game and he could actually play but he was so damn high all the time you could be forgiven for thinking he was an asshole.
June 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
One time I met this guy he was a talented doomed fuckhead of the kind you find on Wall Street and in Hollywood that is to say he talked a great game and he could actually play but he was so damn high all the time you could be forgiven for thinking he was an asshole.
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Any house is a houseboat if the water rises enough.
Not necessarily a successful one.
Not necessarily a successful one.
June 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Any house is a houseboat if the water rises enough.
Not necessarily a successful one.
Not necessarily a successful one.
I’m less a military threat than an atrocious moral collapse in a suit
June 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m less a military threat than an atrocious moral collapse in a suit
This is true
Actually not even Aidan would make this up. It’s too much.
I write FICTION you appalling awful humans DO NOT MAKE ME A DAMN NEO-REALIST
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May 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is true
I write FICTION you appalling awful humans DO NOT MAKE ME A DAMN NEO-REALIST
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Just in: Texas' former solicitor general has left the AG's office amid sex misconduct allegations and a lawsuit outlining his apparent, months of detailed disclosures to colleagues about his sexual obsession with watching an asteroid anally rape the agency's No. 2 attorney in front of his kids.
May 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I write FICTION you appalling awful humans DO NOT MAKE ME A DAMN NEO-REALIST
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Bold choice from the former Prime Minister because one so rarely sees ball gags in secondary colours. An unkind person might speculate there was a degree of projection involved here if they were very unkind which for example I am.
after several years of Brexit reality, does anyone believe this kind of rhetoric any more?
May 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Bold choice from the former Prime Minister because one so rarely sees ball gags in secondary colours. An unkind person might speculate there was a degree of projection involved here if they were very unkind which for example I am.
I have no idea about any of this except that obviously it will be amazing and everyone will love me
I was just looking at the cast for KILL JACKIE, the genderswapped TV adaptation of the great @aidantruhen.bsky.social book THE PRICE YOU PAY. So far, aside from Jackie and Sam, the cast aren't named but are listed.
...dare I hope Sidse Babett Knudsen is Doc?? www.imdb.com/title/tt3572...
...dare I hope Sidse Babett Knudsen is Doc?? www.imdb.com/title/tt3572...
Kill Jackie (TV Series) | Crime, Drama, Thriller
Kill Jackie: With Catherine Zeta-Jones, Darci Shaw, Sidse Babett Knudsen, Jonathan Cake. Ex-cocaine dealer Jackie Price lives luxuriously selling art through tax schemes. After 20 years of anonymity, ...
www.imdb.com
May 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I have no idea about any of this except that obviously it will be amazing and everyone will love me
Asshole on what planet am I more likely to use the term B-road than broad for fuck’s actual everliving sake I don’t even own a car
May 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Asshole on what planet am I more likely to use the term B-road than broad for fuck’s actual everliving sake I don’t even own a car
“Just cut the red wire.”
They tell you she died naturally Adam but it was in the line she was one tough old broad
They tell you she died naturally Adam but it was in the line she was one tough old broad
May 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“Just cut the red wire.”
They tell you she died naturally Adam but it was in the line she was one tough old broad
They tell you she died naturally Adam but it was in the line she was one tough old broad
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@aidantruhen.bsky.social this gave me incredible Jack Price vibes please enjoy. I’m worried the algorithm knows me too well.
April 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
@aidantruhen.bsky.social this gave me incredible Jack Price vibes please enjoy. I’m worried the algorithm knows me too well.
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This story is amazing
Havong my own personal version of the Signal hearings rn.
The young finance dudebro nepo baby in front of me on the DLR right is on his phone loudly admitting to crimes.
Sounds like it's coming crashing down on him. Which is fun.
The young finance dudebro nepo baby in front of me on the DLR right is on his phone loudly admitting to crimes.
Sounds like it's coming crashing down on him. Which is fun.
March 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
This story is amazing
The sheer quantity of shit that is on fire right now.
April 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The sheer quantity of shit that is on fire right now.
April 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The full and proper version. Look, I'm doing my best...
April 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The full and proper version. Look, I'm doing my best...
Unsafe at any hour
Fuck I broke my before bedtime no-Truhen listening rule.
April 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Unsafe at any hour