Andie J. Christopher
@authorandiej.bsky.social
USA Today Bestselling author of kissing books with “unlikeable” heroines. F1 fangirl. The originator of the Stern Brunch Daddy™️
My Formula 1 “Bonkbuster,” FASTER has a COVER!!!!
I’m so excited to share this book with the world!
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I’m so excited to share this book with the world!
open.substack.com/pub/andiejch...
ICYMI: New Book with a COVER!
FASTER is coming (literally) on September 9
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May 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My Formula 1 “Bonkbuster,” FASTER has a COVER!!!!
I’m so excited to share this book with the world!
open.substack.com/pub/andiejch...
I’m so excited to share this book with the world!
open.substack.com/pub/andiejch...
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We asked @authorandiej.bsky.social if she would contribute to The Collections Department and she delivered. But what does one call a group of Stern Brunch Daddies? A gaggle? An overplus? A plethora? A congregation? A clergy?
Stern Brunch Daddies — Fated Mates: Romance Books for Novel People
fatedmates.net
April 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We asked @authorandiej.bsky.social if she would contribute to The Collections Department and she delivered. But what does one call a group of Stern Brunch Daddies? A gaggle? An overplus? A plethora? A congregation? A clergy?
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It’s never too young to get your child into skincare. The almost 2 year old already has an appreciation for a good routine that would make @authorandiej.bsky.social proud.
March 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It’s never too young to get your child into skincare. The almost 2 year old already has an appreciation for a good routine that would make @authorandiej.bsky.social proud.
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ICYMI, this week’s episode of my progressive romance podcast has been one of the most popular so far!
The people love @authorandiej.bsky.social ❤️
The people love @authorandiej.bsky.social ❤️
This week on Rebel Ever After, @authorandiej.bsky.social and I talked about heteropessimism and writing fictional cis men worth falling for when the real world isn’t exactly sending its best...
Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...
Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...
March 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
ICYMI, this week’s episode of my progressive romance podcast has been one of the most popular so far!
The people love @authorandiej.bsky.social ❤️
The people love @authorandiej.bsky.social ❤️
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This week on Rebel Ever After, @authorandiej.bsky.social and I talked about heteropessimism and writing fictional cis men worth falling for when the real world isn’t exactly sending its best...
Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...
Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...
February 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This week on Rebel Ever After, @authorandiej.bsky.social and I talked about heteropessimism and writing fictional cis men worth falling for when the real world isn’t exactly sending its best...
Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...
Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...
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In this week's Rebel Ever After, @authorandiej.bsky.social and I dug into the moral panic that romance has gotten ~too spicy~ and I screamed "let them fuck" more than once.
Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...
Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...
February 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
In this week's Rebel Ever After, @authorandiej.bsky.social and I dug into the moral panic that romance has gotten ~too spicy~ and I screamed "let them fuck" more than once.
Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...
Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...
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The thing that kills me about home renovation shows is that they always make mid century modern houses ultra modern and boring.
The 70s aesthetic is 🤌🏻
Bring back egg chairs and conversation pits!!
The 70s aesthetic is 🤌🏻
Bring back egg chairs and conversation pits!!
February 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The thing that kills me about home renovation shows is that they always make mid century modern houses ultra modern and boring.
The 70s aesthetic is 🤌🏻
Bring back egg chairs and conversation pits!!
The 70s aesthetic is 🤌🏻
Bring back egg chairs and conversation pits!!
I might have yelled, “PEOPLE FUCK!” At one point
It was great!
It was great!
Today I recorded such a wonderfully off the rails episode of Rebel Ever After with @authorandiej.bsky.social where at one point I started screaming “let them fuck” over and over again.
February 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I might have yelled, “PEOPLE FUCK!” At one point
It was great!
It was great!
Two things:
1. I think it was a mistake to stop fisticuffs between reps on the House floor. The stakes of being a dick should be getting punched in the face. It’s what nature intended.
2. We gotta stop being weird about f*cking. We need to stop acting like f*cking is weird. People f*ck or don’t.
1. I think it was a mistake to stop fisticuffs between reps on the House floor. The stakes of being a dick should be getting punched in the face. It’s what nature intended.
2. We gotta stop being weird about f*cking. We need to stop acting like f*cking is weird. People f*ck or don’t.
February 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Two things:
1. I think it was a mistake to stop fisticuffs between reps on the House floor. The stakes of being a dick should be getting punched in the face. It’s what nature intended.
2. We gotta stop being weird about f*cking. We need to stop acting like f*cking is weird. People f*ck or don’t.
1. I think it was a mistake to stop fisticuffs between reps on the House floor. The stakes of being a dick should be getting punched in the face. It’s what nature intended.
2. We gotta stop being weird about f*cking. We need to stop acting like f*cking is weird. People f*ck or don’t.
Does anyone need some good news? (For me and readers?)
February 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Does anyone need some good news? (For me and readers?)
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keep having Lynch thoughts: he's a refutation of 1 of the most juvenile & annoying beliefs that some in artistic realms have--that in order to create unsettling, disturbing, profound or dark art, the work must be grimdark & also the person making it should be bleak &/or unkind. No! That's very silly
January 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
keep having Lynch thoughts: he's a refutation of 1 of the most juvenile & annoying beliefs that some in artistic realms have--that in order to create unsettling, disturbing, profound or dark art, the work must be grimdark & also the person making it should be bleak &/or unkind. No! That's very silly
Two truths and a lie:
1. I am a prolific baker.
2. I love beer.
3. I have two French bulldogs.
1. I am a prolific baker.
2. I love beer.
3. I have two French bulldogs.
Okay, @authorandiej.bsky.social and I think this place is a little too serious, so let's play some games. We'll start easy with two truths and a lie.
I am a vegetarian.
I don't have any tattoos.
I've never taken nudes.
I am a vegetarian.
I don't have any tattoos.
I've never taken nudes.
January 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Two truths and a lie:
1. I am a prolific baker.
2. I love beer.
3. I have two French bulldogs.
1. I am a prolific baker.
2. I love beer.
3. I have two French bulldogs.
This whole interview is amazing. Nora is amazing. Truly an inspiration to me.
listen, if you want to find out more about the OG romance plagiarism scandal, listen to our episode with Nora Roberts. If her saying "I wanted her blood in my throat" doesn't scare you, well you don't know La Nora.
fatedmates.net/episodes/202...
fatedmates.net/episodes/202...
January 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This whole interview is amazing. Nora is amazing. Truly an inspiration to me.
Would people be into it if I stopped posting on socials and started sending out a more regular newsletter about what I’m reading, watching, and the horned up stuff I would normally post on social media? I would only post once or twice a month.
January 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Would people be into it if I stopped posting on socials and started sending out a more regular newsletter about what I’m reading, watching, and the horned up stuff I would normally post on social media? I would only post once or twice a month.
Beets. They taste like actual dirt to me. Also, while corn kernels on or off the cob. I don’t like corn unless it’s ground into a meal or flour. And cooked carrots.
What’s a food that you are absolutely in the minority about disliking. I think my worst one is probably summer rolls. Oh and olives. Unless they’re blue cheese stuffed and in a dirty martini.
December 31, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Beets. They taste like actual dirt to me. Also, while corn kernels on or off the cob. I don’t like corn unless it’s ground into a meal or flour. And cooked carrots.
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My favourite Joan Collins quote of 2024 is this one from an interview with the Standard about her Swedish ex-husband, Peter Holm.
!["I don't regret Tony [writer and actor Anthony Newley] and Ron [Kass, a businessman| because I had children with them," she says of husbands two and three. "And sadly, they're all dead now." Holm is still alive, I say. "Is he?" she retorts with immaculate uninterest. "I don't follow his fortunes.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zpj6i4sszug2ehlc5p7tyym3/bafkreid6eod6okw573svcqg5k3glltlq7oymqkrefosugwslc3i5b6wd2q@jpeg)
December 29, 2024 at 8:32 AM
My favourite Joan Collins quote of 2024 is this one from an interview with the Standard about her Swedish ex-husband, Peter Holm.
Also, yes. It’s a trip to Paris.
December 22, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Also, yes. It’s a trip to Paris.
It’s a good sign when a spicy scene I wrote months ago turns my crank during edits.
(Yes, this scene is in my forthcoming (heh) F1 bonkbuster.)
(Yes, this scene is in my forthcoming (heh) F1 bonkbuster.)
a man in a red bull shirt holds his hand to his head
Alt: Carlos Sainz runs his hands through his hair during his Red Bull era.
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2024 at 11:06 PM
It’s a good sign when a spicy scene I wrote months ago turns my crank during edits.
(Yes, this scene is in my forthcoming (heh) F1 bonkbuster.)
(Yes, this scene is in my forthcoming (heh) F1 bonkbuster.)
I will never forgive Chobani for making the best high-protein milk (20g per cup!) and then discontinuing it!
A curse on Chobani’s house!
A curse on Chobani’s house!
took my time with it and im ready to tell you the chobani coffee creamer is gross
December 21, 2024 at 8:21 PM
I will never forgive Chobani for making the best high-protein milk (20g per cup!) and then discontinuing it!
A curse on Chobani’s house!
A curse on Chobani’s house!
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imagine if people went to retailers and just took stuff and called it "generative shopping" and then, when the retailers said that's illegal, people said "regular shopping is too expensive so we have disrupted it" and then the retailers were like "OH! Carry on, innovators!"
December 20, 2024 at 10:05 PM
imagine if people went to retailers and just took stuff and called it "generative shopping" and then, when the retailers said that's illegal, people said "regular shopping is too expensive so we have disrupted it" and then the retailers were like "OH! Carry on, innovators!"
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A reminder to anyone trapped in an airport due to weather conditions right now:
You have a right to stay in a nearby picturesque village while the airline sorts out a rebooked flight for the 27th. They also have to provide a widowed lumberjack for you to fall in love with.
Know your rights.
You have a right to stay in a nearby picturesque village while the airline sorts out a rebooked flight for the 27th. They also have to provide a widowed lumberjack for you to fall in love with.
Know your rights.
December 21, 2024 at 8:15 PM
A reminder to anyone trapped in an airport due to weather conditions right now:
You have a right to stay in a nearby picturesque village while the airline sorts out a rebooked flight for the 27th. They also have to provide a widowed lumberjack for you to fall in love with.
Know your rights.
You have a right to stay in a nearby picturesque village while the airline sorts out a rebooked flight for the 27th. They also have to provide a widowed lumberjack for you to fall in love with.
Know your rights.
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An underrated feeling is when you meet someone, and you realize you have a mutual friend, so you take a picture together and send it to that friend with no context. What a rush!
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
An underrated feeling is when you meet someone, and you realize you have a mutual friend, so you take a picture together and send it to that friend with no context. What a rush!
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Hey, hey, hey, is that ME in the Washington Post talking about F1 romances?? wapo.st/4iJAonC (gift link)
Formula 1 is booming. So are romance novels about the sport.
The sports romance genre is seeing a new trend thanks in part to the popularity of the docuseries “Drive to Survive.”
wapo.st
December 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Hey, hey, hey, is that ME in the Washington Post talking about F1 romances?? wapo.st/4iJAonC (gift link)