Austin Milbarge
@austinmilbarge.bsky.social
Founding Member George Russell Appreciation Society, Former Deputy Undersecretary For Strategic Christmas Limitation at State. Month Of May Enjoyer. #leftisbest
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only in a country as fucked as america would the entire congress be so glad to be lied to by secretary blinken about war crimes so everyone involved can not follow the law in service of a world historically stupid foreign policy agenda.
Bookmark this one because you'll be referencing it in a couple years:
Opinion | Epstein's friends aren't just pedophiles—they're also job creators.
by Bret Stephens
by Bret Stephens
February 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Bookmark this one because you'll be referencing it in a couple years:
Worth noting that the guy who just shut off Russian access to Starlink is the same guy who was like "Hi Jeff Epstein! Can you invite me to the child sex island whenever you're having your 'wildest' party? Thx, Elon." for those of you at home doing the "how fucked up is this, actually" calcs at home
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Worth noting that the guy who just shut off Russian access to Starlink is the same guy who was like "Hi Jeff Epstein! Can you invite me to the child sex island whenever you're having your 'wildest' party? Thx, Elon." for those of you at home doing the "how fucked up is this, actually" calcs at home
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Pedophile Fridays with Tony Dokoupil
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Pedophile Fridays with Tony Dokoupil
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My friend Jake’s dad got shot in the face with a flashbang by ICE and has to have reconstructive jaw surgery.
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January 30, 2026 at 2:12 AM
My friend Jake’s dad got shot in the face with a flashbang by ICE and has to have reconstructive jaw surgery.
See, you read something like this and you go "this cannot possibly be real, right?" and then you realize democratic leadership are the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet and it makes sense again
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:29 AM
See, you read something like this and you go "this cannot possibly be real, right?" and then you realize democratic leadership are the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet and it makes sense again
These dudes are soft as wiwwle kih-ee cats awwwww
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 7:05 PM
These dudes are soft as wiwwle kih-ee cats awwwww
Dan Bessner is such a smarmy fuck a-tier dipshit lol
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Dan Bessner is such a smarmy fuck a-tier dipshit lol
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🚨 I've obtained a list of secret watchlists the Department of Homeland Security uses to keep tabs on American citizens
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ices-secre...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ices-secre...
Exclusive: ICE's Secret Watchlists of Americans
Sparta, Reaper and Grapevine track protesters, their friends (+ others)
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:07 PM
🚨 I've obtained a list of secret watchlists the Department of Homeland Security uses to keep tabs on American citizens
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ices-secre...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ices-secre...
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the senate being a sinecure for the laziest people in electoral politics remains an intractable problem that just looks even worse in the face of a fascist executive
January 28, 2026 at 10:29 PM
the senate being a sinecure for the laziest people in electoral politics remains an intractable problem that just looks even worse in the face of a fascist executive
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Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
A prerequisite for stopping fascism: removing Chuck Schumer from leadership along with anyone who doesn't realize the obvious necessity of doing so.
January 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
A prerequisite for stopping fascism: removing Chuck Schumer from leadership along with anyone who doesn't realize the obvious necessity of doing so.
House Bootlicker Caucus continues to advance the Freedom of all Americans to be shot in the face for exercising rights heretofore associated with free men:
January 27, 2026 at 11:44 PM
House Bootlicker Caucus continues to advance the Freedom of all Americans to be shot in the face for exercising rights heretofore associated with free men:
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If only Rep. Ritchie Torres had gotten his bill passed, Alex Pretti could have scanned the officers' QR codes right before they shot him 10 times ny1.com/nyc/all-boro...
Bronx congressman wants to put QR codes on ICE and CBP uniforms
Torres told Spectrum News the codes, which could be scanned from a distance, would reveal the officer’s name, badge number and law enforcement agency.
ny1.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:58 AM
If only Rep. Ritchie Torres had gotten his bill passed, Alex Pretti could have scanned the officers' QR codes right before they shot him 10 times ny1.com/nyc/all-boro...
My congratulations to the person whose job at DoD it was to put some variation of the phrase "restoring the warrior ethos" on every fucking page of the 2026 NDS.
Absolutely outstanding work.
Absolutely outstanding work.
January 27, 2026 at 1:22 AM
My congratulations to the person whose job at DoD it was to put some variation of the phrase "restoring the warrior ethos" on every fucking page of the 2026 NDS.
Absolutely outstanding work.
Absolutely outstanding work.
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More than an attempted coup, where a mob tried to seize Congress on live television did? There's not going to be an implosion about anything. It's either a slow slide towards oblivion where everything gets incrementally worse as people try to live normally, or a slow grind in the opposite direction.
i feel like if the president actually went through with invading greenland, it would implode America
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
More than an attempted coup, where a mob tried to seize Congress on live television did? There's not going to be an implosion about anything. It's either a slow slide towards oblivion where everything gets incrementally worse as people try to live normally, or a slow grind in the opposite direction.
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every (straight reporter) story about ICE agents is like this, they’re all people who steal from the collection plate and beat their wives and and won’t stop making lewd remarks to the 13 year old girl next door and this is the only place in america where they could remain employed for six months
you’re a fucking grown ass man putting a 16 year old kid in handcuffs and then you steal his phone and sell it to a vending machine? what in the entire fuck is wrong you?
January 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
every (straight reporter) story about ICE agents is like this, they’re all people who steal from the collection plate and beat their wives and and won’t stop making lewd remarks to the 13 year old girl next door and this is the only place in america where they could remain employed for six months
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Ngl it’s always funny to me TMZ gets these videos before everyone else
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Ngl it’s always funny to me TMZ gets these videos before everyone else
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A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
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*squints at whiteboard*
"Shoot civilians whenever I want"
*squints harder*
"Oh wait, DON'T shoot civilians whenever I want"
*wipes sweat from brow*
"Wow, learning is hard"
"Shoot civilians whenever I want"
*squints harder*
"Oh wait, DON'T shoot civilians whenever I want"
*wipes sweat from brow*
"Wow, learning is hard"
ICE guy at the new training course Democrats make him take paying attention and trying really hard to learn.
January 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
*squints at whiteboard*
"Shoot civilians whenever I want"
*squints harder*
"Oh wait, DON'T shoot civilians whenever I want"
*wipes sweat from brow*
"Wow, learning is hard"
"Shoot civilians whenever I want"
*squints harder*
"Oh wait, DON'T shoot civilians whenever I want"
*wipes sweat from brow*
"Wow, learning is hard"
Prescient
I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Prescient
Really curious what democrats in leadership think is going to happen once ICE is a like million man secret police army and has deported everyone they see fit to deport?
Do they think Tom Hohman and Jonathan Ross shake hands, congratulate themselves on a job well done and go find new occupations?
Do they think Tom Hohman and Jonathan Ross shake hands, congratulate themselves on a job well done and go find new occupations?
January 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Really curious what democrats in leadership think is going to happen once ICE is a like million man secret police army and has deported everyone they see fit to deport?
Do they think Tom Hohman and Jonathan Ross shake hands, congratulate themselves on a job well done and go find new occupations?
Do they think Tom Hohman and Jonathan Ross shake hands, congratulate themselves on a job well done and go find new occupations?
I'm sure they're just packing up and storing his definitely-not-child-porn collection for safe keeping.
It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers.
Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing
Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing
January 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I'm sure they're just packing up and storing his definitely-not-child-porn collection for safe keeping.
"For my friends: everything.
For my enemies: the law."
For my enemies: the law."
Powerful people need to realize that there is no longer any federal law enforcement. They should have realized it after all of the
January 6th pardons. It is either protection or retribution depending on whose side you’re on.
January 6th pardons. It is either protection or retribution depending on whose side you’re on.
January 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
"For my friends: everything.
For my enemies: the law."
For my enemies: the law."