Austin Milbarge
@austinmilbarge.bsky.social
Founding Member George Russell Appreciation Society, Former Deputy Undersecretary For Strategic Christmas Limitation at State. Month Of May Enjoyer. #leftisbest
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only in a country as fucked as america would the entire congress be so glad to be lied to by secretary blinken about war crimes so everyone involved can not follow the law in service of a world historically stupid foreign policy agenda.
Dear everyone in the press who gets paid to write and talk about global affairs without apparently even having a passing familiarity with the subject:
you should really take four fucking seconds and look up what the Monroe Doctrine actually is.
you should really take four fucking seconds and look up what the Monroe Doctrine actually is.
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Dear everyone in the press who gets paid to write and talk about global affairs without apparently even having a passing familiarity with the subject:
you should really take four fucking seconds and look up what the Monroe Doctrine actually is.
you should really take four fucking seconds and look up what the Monroe Doctrine actually is.
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Marco Rubio has been a public figure in American life for well over a decade and it is actually beyond obvious that at no point was he a serious person who had potential to do anything other than exactly what he's doing right now.
Marco Rubio has been a public figure in American life for well over a decade and it is actually beyond obvious that at no point was he a serious person who had potential to do anything other than exactly what he's doing right now.
Rubio had potential, but he immediately chose to embrace the evil. I guess you don’t have a choice in the Trump wh
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I'm becoming convinced people write absolutely pointless pretend-political-analysis like this on the assumption that it won't be read:
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | I’m tracking Pennsylvania’s wild politics. Here’s what I found in the woods.
To understand this critical swing state, you must understand bear camp.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm becoming convinced people write absolutely pointless pretend-political-analysis like this on the assumption that it won't be read:
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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December 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
Brett Kavanaugh is so fucking stupid
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Brett Kavanaugh is so fucking stupid
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I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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the people yearn for turbolib james jesus angleton.
Spanberger’s win and Zohran’s likely win means only one thing for the future: the people clamor for CIA Socialist 2028
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the people yearn for turbolib james jesus angleton.
Bessent added: "It's like, you know, important that we give Milei $40 billion, because - as I've said in the past - reasons? Probably. Anyhoo, it's down there in the Geopolitical Place™ and they're a 'market economy' being run a libertarian and well, you're just not gonna believe this, but..."
October 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Bessent added: "It's like, you know, important that we give Milei $40 billion, because - as I've said in the past - reasons? Probably. Anyhoo, it's down there in the Geopolitical Place™ and they're a 'market economy' being run a libertarian and well, you're just not gonna believe this, but..."
Anyone sitting down with Obama to hear him ramble on about the "weakening of our democracy" should really be required to ask him if he thinks giving money to bankers instead of homeowners in 2009 was a really smart democracy strengthening move
October 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Anyone sitting down with Obama to hear him ramble on about the "weakening of our democracy" should really be required to ask him if he thinks giving money to bankers instead of homeowners in 2009 was a really smart democracy strengthening move
libertarianism in lived reality:
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
libertarianism in lived reality:
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I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us
October 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE STILL FUCKING DOING THIS?
Scoop: Maine Gov. Janet Mills is poised to jump into Maine Senate race
Scoop: Mills poised to jump into Maine Senate race
Gov. Janey Mills' entry into the race would set off another complicated Democratic primary.
trib.al
October 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE STILL FUCKING DOING THIS?
Yeah but also what if I told you both of these are fucking ridiculous when Elon Musk is apparently about to become a trillionaire?
I was sent this by a Georgian this morning. 2025 premiums vs 2026 premiums for someone making $65k a year.
Republicans in Washington did this.
This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.
Republicans in Washington did this.
This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.
October 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Yeah but also what if I told you both of these are fucking ridiculous when Elon Musk is apparently about to become a trillionaire?
John Fetterman: PuTtInG CoUntRy OvEr ParTEEE
October 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
John Fetterman: PuTtInG CoUntRy OvEr ParTEEE
Definitely didn't see the word "myopic" in the Post article about the NDS and immediately think "Elbridge Colby". For sure I did not do that at all.
October 1, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Definitely didn't see the word "myopic" in the Post article about the NDS and immediately think "Elbridge Colby". For sure I did not do that at all.
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I exchanged text messages after the speech with a Democrat running for a swing Congressional seat, asking if he had a statement about the President ordering his generals to invade American cities. He told me it's the last day of the fundraising quarter, and he had to go.
So a group of democrats are putting together a response speech to what just happened… right?
September 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I exchanged text messages after the speech with a Democrat running for a swing Congressional seat, asking if he had a statement about the President ordering his generals to invade American cities. He told me it's the last day of the fundraising quarter, and he had to go.
hello i'm a libertarian and i'm really smart also please help economy bad maybe $20 billion of your money will help? thank you
September 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
hello i'm a libertarian and i'm really smart also please help economy bad maybe $20 billion of your money will help? thank you
The guy who brought us John Fetterman is opening a "think tank" lol
September 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The guy who brought us John Fetterman is opening a "think tank" lol
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marco rubio trying to impose sanctions on brazil but he can't because his propeller beanie keeps falling off and getting caught in his tricycle
September 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
marco rubio trying to impose sanctions on brazil but he can't because his propeller beanie keeps falling off and getting caught in his tricycle
lol okay but have you thought about taking your fedora off and touching grass at some point tho, literally everyone who works at Claremont? You fucking dorks?
September 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
lol okay but have you thought about taking your fedora off and touching grass at some point tho, literally everyone who works at Claremont? You fucking dorks?
legit crazy matthew yglesias out here saying the dumbest shit when the daily competition for laughably-stupidest-tweet is the strongest its ever been
August 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
legit crazy matthew yglesias out here saying the dumbest shit when the daily competition for laughably-stupidest-tweet is the strongest its ever been