Migraines and Magic Bears
@austinjbooks.bsky.social
Everyone's favorite magic-bear-writing weirdo (with strawberries!). Feminist. Queer AF. Big on human rights. Will absolutely fight gen-AI in the parking lot of an IHOP. Writer | Reader | Gamer | Dungeon Master | 175/200
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Are your humors unbalanced? Miasma getting you down? Try “The Broken Heart”! Readers say “it’s better than leeches!”
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Are your humors unbalanced? Miasma getting you down? Try “The Broken Heart”! Readers say “it’s better than leeches!”
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This November I want everyone to remember:
-it is not realistic to write every single day. There will be days you don't have time/have other priorities and commitments.
-writing 1667 words in a sitting is A LOT.
-Writing 50,000 in a month is not a sustainable practice.
-it is not realistic to write every single day. There will be days you don't have time/have other priorities and commitments.
-writing 1667 words in a sitting is A LOT.
-Writing 50,000 in a month is not a sustainable practice.
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This November I want everyone to remember:
-it is not realistic to write every single day. There will be days you don't have time/have other priorities and commitments.
-writing 1667 words in a sitting is A LOT.
-Writing 50,000 in a month is not a sustainable practice.
-it is not realistic to write every single day. There will be days you don't have time/have other priorities and commitments.
-writing 1667 words in a sitting is A LOT.
-Writing 50,000 in a month is not a sustainable practice.
I am not awake enough for this YouTube
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I am not awake enough for this YouTube
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Men are like “women won’t even look at a man if they aren’t 6’3 and built entirely of muscle” meanwhile every woman I know would date either of the Kratt Brothers.
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Men are like “women won’t even look at a man if they aren’t 6’3 and built entirely of muscle” meanwhile every woman I know would date either of the Kratt Brothers.
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No such thing as a perfect partner, only two people willing to own their faults and grow together
November 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
No such thing as a perfect partner, only two people willing to own their faults and grow together
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One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.
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Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
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Reminder:
Food banks need money more than food!
They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!
Food banks need money more than food!
They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reminder:
Food banks need money more than food!
They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!
Food banks need money more than food!
They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!
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If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
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Not asking for donations or tips, just asking for shares to get more exposure to my business. There is a donation portion on my page but personally I want to be able to provide you with a little thank you from me, via a product.
November 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Not asking for donations or tips, just asking for shares to get more exposure to my business. There is a donation portion on my page but personally I want to be able to provide you with a little thank you from me, via a product.
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if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
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hot girls have library cards
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
hot girls have library cards
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If ‘get off my lawn’ was a person, it’d be me.
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If ‘get off my lawn’ was a person, it’d be me.
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October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Let’s be sure we learn this lesson from history as global uranium demand and Labour’s nuclear plans threaten the lives of the people of the Orkney Islands talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/10/31/l...
Let’s be sure we learn this lesson from history as global uranium demand and Labour’s nuclear plans threaten the lives of the people of the Orkney Islands
Professor John Robertson OBA Thanks to Frances McKie for alerting us to this again, as she did in March 2025. In Investing.com, two days ago, the above graph and: When the U.S. government announced…
talkingupscotlandtwo.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Let’s be sure we learn this lesson from history as global uranium demand and Labour’s nuclear plans threaten the lives of the people of the Orkney Islands talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/10/31/l...
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If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
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The United States of America’s
government Is weaponizing hunger.
Let that sink in.
government Is weaponizing hunger.
Let that sink in.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The United States of America’s
government Is weaponizing hunger.
Let that sink in.
government Is weaponizing hunger.
Let that sink in.
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November
raises
her hood
and waits
decay is
the dance card
she holds
in her hand
raises
her hood
and waits
decay is
the dance card
she holds
in her hand
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
November
raises
her hood
and waits
decay is
the dance card
she holds
in her hand
raises
her hood
and waits
decay is
the dance card
she holds
in her hand
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A polite reminder: Halloween doesn’t have to be just the month of October.
It can be as long as you like, as long as you believe.
It can be as long as you like, as long as you believe.
a poster that says do you believe in ghosts on it
ALT: a poster that says do you believe in ghosts on it
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A polite reminder: Halloween doesn’t have to be just the month of October.
It can be as long as you like, as long as you believe.
It can be as long as you like, as long as you believe.
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The Roaring Twenties of Gatsby and the Buchanans followed a pandemic and preceded a depression. Just sayin’.
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The Roaring Twenties of Gatsby and the Buchanans followed a pandemic and preceded a depression. Just sayin’.
Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!
a cartoon of a woman standing in front of a christmas tree saying it 's the day after halloween
Alt: a cartoon of a woman standing in front of a christmas tree while her husband is saying it 's the day after halloween Lin (from Bob's Burgers)
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!
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My perhaps controversial assessment is that when you share the propaganda of your enemies to call it out or to mock it… you’re still spreading their propaganda and maybe doing exactly what they hope you’ll do.
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My perhaps controversial assessment is that when you share the propaganda of your enemies to call it out or to mock it… you’re still spreading their propaganda and maybe doing exactly what they hope you’ll do.
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Dear Christians (which I am too),
#SNAPbenefits
#SNAPbenefits
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Dear Christians (which I am too),
#SNAPbenefits
#SNAPbenefits