Au_Faye™
@aufaye.bsky.social
Science, ethics & welfare led dog behaviour consultant, sometime artist, all time sh!tposter
Cohabiting with the loudest dobermann currently on the planet
Micro dosing speed so I can partake in a capitalist hellscape (badly)
Cohabiting with the loudest dobermann currently on the planet
Micro dosing speed so I can partake in a capitalist hellscape (badly)
I ordered a university alumni card in the hope I would be able to access online research articles. It arrived and I have a feeling it’s just going to get me into their library on campus which I absolutely will not do
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I ordered a university alumni card in the hope I would be able to access online research articles. It arrived and I have a feeling it’s just going to get me into their library on campus which I absolutely will not do
No but toppling capitalism might xx
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
No but toppling capitalism might xx
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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cashier: can take your order?
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
November 11, 2024 at 12:13 AM
cashier: can take your order?
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
Gonna get Barbie and me matching jackets like this, so we can bazz about on an e-scooter wearing balaclavas with goggles and try to get auld folks to get us vapes and Glens vodka from the off licence
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Gonna get Barbie and me matching jackets like this, so we can bazz about on an e-scooter wearing balaclavas with goggles and try to get auld folks to get us vapes and Glens vodka from the off licence
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RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved Papal Audience Black Friday deals.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved Papal Audience Black Friday deals.
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did a spider post this
Part of Thanksgiving should be eating the least popular family member
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
did a spider post this
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Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
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Mushroom spore landing in my lungs: I eat?
My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive
Mushroom spore: ok i wait
My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive
Mushroom spore: ok i wait
December 28, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Mushroom spore landing in my lungs: I eat?
My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive
Mushroom spore: ok i wait
My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive
Mushroom spore: ok i wait
Why I’m like I am (aesthetics)
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Why I’m like I am (aesthetics)
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Seen way more of Lily Rose Depp “deglammed” with a prosthetic cleft face today than I wanted to. Genuinely thought we were past dressing normies up as folk with physical differences for rubbernecking purposes
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Seen way more of Lily Rose Depp “deglammed” with a prosthetic cleft face today than I wanted to. Genuinely thought we were past dressing normies up as folk with physical differences for rubbernecking purposes
I’m reading Dracula. Never read it before but have been alive for 38 years so my brain already contains multitude versions of aesthetic references to it so my mental image is quite wild. Not least as when I mentioned this he said “yeah it’s everywhere, that film we watched recently, Sesame Street”
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I’m reading Dracula. Never read it before but have been alive for 38 years so my brain already contains multitude versions of aesthetic references to it so my mental image is quite wild. Not least as when I mentioned this he said “yeah it’s everywhere, that film we watched recently, Sesame Street”
She looks like someone tried to do a haute cuisine humbug.
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
She looks like someone tried to do a haute cuisine humbug.
Why is this Abraham Lincoln
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Why is this Abraham Lincoln
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
It’s hail stoning and I’m sat in my car buffering after a day talking out loud my thoughts
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It’s hail stoning and I’m sat in my car buffering after a day talking out loud my thoughts
Van has been taken to the garage, my fave mechanic was in so I did my usual entertaining and caused one of the young apprentices to clutch pearls because I said the F word ahahah
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Van has been taken to the garage, my fave mechanic was in so I did my usual entertaining and caused one of the young apprentices to clutch pearls because I said the F word ahahah
Had the AA out to look at Tom’s van earlier, Tom was not home. He also didn’t really explain what exactly was going on nor had I driven the van whilst it was being at fault. Which meant I came across like a total dizzy woman until I was explaining I’d replaced the relays in there the other week
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Had the AA out to look at Tom’s van earlier, Tom was not home. He also didn’t really explain what exactly was going on nor had I driven the van whilst it was being at fault. Which meant I came across like a total dizzy woman until I was explaining I’d replaced the relays in there the other week
I’m reaching the end of the latest (what I assumed to be the final) slough house book and it’s giving real big “not the end” vibes.
I need this series to end. I need my life back, Mick. I need my life back.
I need this series to end. I need my life back, Mick. I need my life back.
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m reaching the end of the latest (what I assumed to be the final) slough house book and it’s giving real big “not the end” vibes.
I need this series to end. I need my life back, Mick. I need my life back.
I need this series to end. I need my life back, Mick. I need my life back.
My bro sent me a reel of some mad man doing cold water immersion in a cryo facility at -50°c, having his hair spiked up by a helper wearing full body warm suit so it froze into points.
I can’t even walk into my bathroom when Tom’s left the window open without losing my extremities to reynauds.
I can’t even walk into my bathroom when Tom’s left the window open without losing my extremities to reynauds.
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My bro sent me a reel of some mad man doing cold water immersion in a cryo facility at -50°c, having his hair spiked up by a helper wearing full body warm suit so it froze into points.
I can’t even walk into my bathroom when Tom’s left the window open without losing my extremities to reynauds.
I can’t even walk into my bathroom when Tom’s left the window open without losing my extremities to reynauds.
I’m on the last of the Slough House novels and I’m going to be so glad when I’m done because I’ll be able to sleep at a reasonable time again. I’m having such good fun reading them I’m not putting them down before 1:40 most nights, driving me mad
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’m on the last of the Slough House novels and I’m going to be so glad when I’m done because I’ll be able to sleep at a reasonable time again. I’m having such good fun reading them I’m not putting them down before 1:40 most nights, driving me mad
I’m on a random primary school in london’s mailing list and have been for years.
I often get emails about news and events.
This email subject sounds like a The Fall song title.
My brain read “Mrs Hank’s Lett—errr” in Mark E Smith’s voice
I often get emails about news and events.
This email subject sounds like a The Fall song title.
My brain read “Mrs Hank’s Lett—errr” in Mark E Smith’s voice
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m on a random primary school in london’s mailing list and have been for years.
I often get emails about news and events.
This email subject sounds like a The Fall song title.
My brain read “Mrs Hank’s Lett—errr” in Mark E Smith’s voice
I often get emails about news and events.
This email subject sounds like a The Fall song title.
My brain read “Mrs Hank’s Lett—errr” in Mark E Smith’s voice
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.