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aufaye.bsky.social
Au_Faye™
@aufaye.bsky.social
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Science, ethics & welfare led dog behaviour consultant, sometime artist, all time sh!tposter

Cohabiting with the loudest dobermann currently on the planet

Micro dosing speed so I can partake in a capitalist hellscape (badly)
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aufaye.bsky.social
No but toppling capitalism might xx
Guardian article - Rage rooms: can smashing stuff up really help to relieve anger and stress? Image is of a person wearing a boiler suit and protective head gear with a visor holding a wrecking bar as though about to hit some stuff of a chipboard shelf. Spray painted on the wall is “become one with ya rage!”
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
aufaye.bsky.social
Gonna get Barbie and me matching jackets like this, so we can bazz about on an e-scooter wearing balaclavas with goggles and try to get auld folks to get us vapes and Glens vodka from the off licence
Still of an Instagram reel, the shot is completely black but the person talking in it is wearing a highly reflective jacked and their dog is wearing a jacket of the same material. The caption says Be Seen Be Safe PROVIZ REFLECTIVE DOG
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
aufaye.bsky.social
She looks like someone tried to do a haute cuisine humbug.
A dobermann curled up on a flocked blanket on a mattress on the floor, she’s wrapped in a striped blanket and folding her feet beneath her.
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
aufaye.bsky.social
I’m on a random primary school in london’s mailing list and have been for years.
I often get emails about news and events.

This email subject sounds like a The Fall song title.

My brain read “Mrs Hank’s Lett—errr” in Mark E Smith’s voice
Screengrab of an email subject and opening line - Mrs Hanks Letter - November 2025 Dear Parents/Carers, Please see the attached letter from Mrs Hanks. Kind rega...
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
aufaye.bsky.social
Makes you proud
A litter bin with a St George cross badly spray painted on it
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
aufaye.bsky.social
Yeeeeeah SHUT UP MORRISSEY
Metro article with a photo of the Archetypal case study of Far-right brain rot Steven Patrick Morrissey singing into a microphone with the headline - Morrissey cancels entire tour due to 'extreme exhaustion' after scrapping US shows
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
aufaye.bsky.social
Yes, that does tend to be how people end up with cats they didn’t plan on having.
Facebook marketplace ad Free- MISSING CAT With a photo of generic black cat sat next to shampoo bottles
November 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
aufaye.bsky.social
No but toppling capitalism might
Screenshot of an Online news article Image of salt being poured on a latte - Ask A GP: Can Salt In Your Coffee Calm Anxiety And Jitters? Here's what a doctor thinks about the claim.
November 2, 2025 at 7:59 AM
aufaye.bsky.social
We had an explore today
A dobermann backlit by winter sun, sat on fallen leaves in front of trees A dobermann stood in front of a mysterious pyramid of stone we found in the woods A dobermann digging a hole in front of a green field A dobermann sniffing the grass as we walk along a farm track, there are fields to either side, the sky is blue
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
aufaye.bsky.social
Imagine having to live in such poor conditions.
A dobermann on a toddler mattress on a carpeted floor she is leaning on 5 pillows and covered in a blanket
October 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
aufaye.bsky.social
She’s seen things
A Facebook marketplace listing for “kids sit on horse” the horse looks like they have just come off a long shift, got stuck in traffic and now have to deal with their useless partner and screaming children.
October 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
aufaye.bsky.social
I have thought of nothing else all day
A possible design for a blanket, it has a chihuahua with butterflies on their head glitched and repeating with butterflies around the top the background is white noise and there’s a screen burn frame. It’s fluorescent colours and pixelated and the word BELIEVE is written repeatedly up the middle.
October 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
aufaye.bsky.social
Dressing for the job I want
Bald man who looks pretty dead on the inside wearing a fluorescent yellow T-shirt with NOT A GHOST on the front, it says BUT DEAD ON THE INSIDE on the back
October 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
aufaye.bsky.social
I’m like you know what I probably don’t need to animal communication with you we already talk in enough complexity you could study us for science or some shit
A dobermann now having moved on the toddler bed is now propped up on two cushions and shrouded in any number of blankets. One of her back paws sticks out
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
aufaye.bsky.social
When parted my brain is like “omg o hey dnt frget her xxxx” and when home there’s no point cause she’s so close to me our minds are basically symbiotic
A dobermann on a toddler mattress on a carpeted bedroom floor. She has a blanket over her and any number of pillows
October 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
aufaye.bsky.social
Graffiti at Winchester Cathedral
Lines scraped into stone, 1902 is legible Lines scraped into stone T, TG are legible Lines and text scratched into stone 1637 is most prominent
October 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
aufaye.bsky.social
Also made an affirmation the other day as well
A yellow blue and purple image of a dog having their teeth checked by a pair of hands, they look like they are disassociating. Text reads - I CANNOT CONTROL THE BEHAVIOUR OF OTHERS, BUT I CAN CHOOSE HOW I RESPOND TO IT.
October 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
aufaye.bsky.social
Made an affirmation
A bright over exposed collection of images of a chihuahua in a white blond wig and a diamond choker in various states of apparent disassociation, text reads - I will stop comparing myself to other people, and choose to be happy and live my own life.
October 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
aufaye.bsky.social
Well. These are fucking distressing to say the least
A fried chicken meal make believe play set for children 3 and up A deliveroo driver make believe play set for children 3 and up
October 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
aufaye.bsky.social
The two genders
A screen grab of an Amazon filter that says “Gender Fidget Anxiety”
October 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
aufaye.bsky.social
This is giving me feelings but unlikely that they are the feelings the… artist…Intended
A skewed clip frame on the wall of a GP containing a print of a photogram negative of fern fronds and a leaf. There is a poem top left of the frame. A close up of the poem on the image - AGEING Weary of time = Ageing process Counting the steps Golden climb = to heaven Youth rushed past = everything in a hurry Life's journey ends = done New journey = arise from their graves And aspire = HEAVEN Where I want to go = Ultimate
October 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
aufaye.bsky.social
These gritty modern Enid Blyton reboots are getting out of hand
News story - Ecuador arrests five for alleged presidential assassination attempt
October 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
aufaye.bsky.social
It is actually a human rights violation if nobody buys me this chimney to live in
A Bolton news article about a chimney in barrow bridge that is going into auction for sale. It has a photo of the chimney which is visible for miles around
October 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
aufaye.bsky.social
Is it real cockapoo?
A hideous orange brown curly hair coat
October 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
aufaye.bsky.social
That time I made sympathy bunting
Blue bunting along a wall that “says sorry for your-“ the next word is “loss” but the photo was taken before you could wide angle a smart phone camera Blue bunting that says “-for your loss” A continuation of the previous image which has “sorry”
October 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM