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aufaye.bsky.social
Au_Faye™
@aufaye.bsky.social
Science, ethics & welfare led dog behaviour consultant, sometime artist, all time sh!tposter

Cohabiting with the loudest dobermann currently on the planet

Micro dosing speed so I can partake in a capitalist hellscape (badly)
Writing this skeet I found out white lighting cider is no longer made
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Wonder if I can get a full Lily rose drop face prosthetic for next Halloween tho that would be rad and very fuckin niche a joke
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Growing up with “what happened to your face” comments is reasonably hard work so I’m feeling for the kids who will be coming up with cleft lips dealing with their representation in the media being someone who has no lived experience of facial difference wandering about in a sack
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Will she be
A) evil
Or
B) piteous

(She’s only allowed to be one of those because “look at that lip”)
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
How cruel of him to say that. Now my mental world of the book is the Count being the only human in a full muppet Transylvania. Retrospectively ruining, or bettering??, the wolves scene for me.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
They made it to bluesky first with my on the spot report
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The hail stones made local news
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM