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we don’t need Siobhan’s 1 cigarette in high school idea to have any more merit.
we don’t need Siobhan’s 1 cigarette in high school idea to have any more merit.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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In 2024, voters in Arizona voted to enshrine the right to abortion in their state’s constitution.
Today’s victory is a result of the hard work of advocates, organizers, and voters who fought to protect reproductive freedom for everyone in the state.
Today’s victory is a result of the hard work of advocates, organizers, and voters who fought to protect reproductive freedom for everyone in the state.
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
In 2024, voters in Arizona voted to enshrine the right to abortion in their state’s constitution.
Today’s victory is a result of the hard work of advocates, organizers, and voters who fought to protect reproductive freedom for everyone in the state.
Today’s victory is a result of the hard work of advocates, organizers, and voters who fought to protect reproductive freedom for everyone in the state.
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Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
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Is this real? Please tell me this is real
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Is this real? Please tell me this is real
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Were you not aware this was a SHARED Airbnb? 🤥
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Were you not aware this was a SHARED Airbnb? 🤥
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At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
An trans edit of Billionaire by Bruno Mars called Lesbian that opens with “I wanna be a lesbian, so fucking bad. Unfortunately I was born a man.”
January 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
An trans edit of Billionaire by Bruno Mars called Lesbian that opens with “I wanna be a lesbian, so fucking bad. Unfortunately I was born a man.”
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The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
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So when authorities say “she tried to run over an officer,” that is not a neutral description. It is a claim of intent that can be used to justify lethal force after the fact.
When the state kills first and invents the threat afterward, it is not policing, it is death squad behavior. /end
When the state kills first and invents the threat afterward, it is not policing, it is death squad behavior. /end
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
So when authorities say “she tried to run over an officer,” that is not a neutral description. It is a claim of intent that can be used to justify lethal force after the fact.
When the state kills first and invents the threat afterward, it is not policing, it is death squad behavior. /end
When the state kills first and invents the threat afterward, it is not policing, it is death squad behavior. /end
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dick from a girl named carbonic acid
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
dick from a girl named carbonic acid
Not that anyone still believes this, but “party if free speech” my ass
This is designed to have a chilling effect on all retired service members. The message is that if you speak out, you risk your retirement pay.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says Sen. Mark Kelly will face administrative action
January 6, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Not that anyone still believes this, but “party if free speech” my ass
I’m a mercenary turned bookseller.
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m a mercenary turned bookseller.
I’ve been seeing a lot of @dropout.tv cast in insurance commercials in the last few months. Congrats to anna garcia, Lily du, and recentky raphaek chestang!
December 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’ve been seeing a lot of @dropout.tv cast in insurance commercials in the last few months. Congrats to anna garcia, Lily du, and recentky raphaek chestang!
im imagining a girl who is 9'11" so i can dive headfirst into her midsection
im imagining a girl who is 9'11" so i can never forget how tall she is
December 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
im imagining a girl who is 9'11" so i can dive headfirst into her midsection
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Which of these Pokémon is the “minnow of sinnoh?”
1) Magikarp
2) Goldeen
3) Barboach
4) Remoraid
5) Finneon
6) Feebas
1) Magikarp
2) Goldeen
3) Barboach
4) Remoraid
5) Finneon
6) Feebas
December 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Which of these Pokémon is the “minnow of sinnoh?”
1) Magikarp
2) Goldeen
3) Barboach
4) Remoraid
5) Finneon
6) Feebas
1) Magikarp
2) Goldeen
3) Barboach
4) Remoraid
5) Finneon
6) Feebas
I’m so glad my favorite team, the Bostoo Yook Yarters, is spelled correctly.
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m so glad my favorite team, the Bostoo Yook Yarters, is spelled correctly.
They call him Denzel Boston because he gets a city block worth if separation.
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
They call him Denzel Boston because he gets a city block worth if separation.
Dr. Doofenschmirtz just called it the Yurinator
Demoman TF2 voice: IT IS THE YURINATE-TINING!
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dr. Doofenschmirtz just called it the Yurinator
If you try to make something better in this country but ultimately fail the response is “never let anyone try to fix this again” instead of “let’s try a different method.”
it's cool because it would have wiped out the majority of my debt but now it's x2 worse
Why should we pay attention to red states?
Everybody in this country just lost access to student loan forgiveness because of the state of Missouri.
You don’t need a coup when you can bribe red state AGs.
Everybody in this country just lost access to student loan forgiveness because of the state of Missouri.
You don’t need a coup when you can bribe red state AGs.
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If you try to make something better in this country but ultimately fail the response is “never let anyone try to fix this again” instead of “let’s try a different method.”