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we don’t need Siobhan’s 1 cigarette in high school idea to have any more merit.
we don’t need Siobhan’s 1 cigarette in high school idea to have any more merit.
Which of these Pokémon is the “minnow of sinnoh?”
1) Magikarp
2) Goldeen
3) Barboach
4) Remoraid
5) Finneon
6) Feebas
1) Magikarp
2) Goldeen
3) Barboach
4) Remoraid
5) Finneon
6) Feebas
December 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Which of these Pokémon is the “minnow of sinnoh?”
1) Magikarp
2) Goldeen
3) Barboach
4) Remoraid
5) Finneon
6) Feebas
1) Magikarp
2) Goldeen
3) Barboach
4) Remoraid
5) Finneon
6) Feebas
I’m so glad my favorite team, the Bostoo Yook Yarters, is spelled correctly.
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m so glad my favorite team, the Bostoo Yook Yarters, is spelled correctly.
They call him Denzel Boston because he gets a city block worth if separation.
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
They call him Denzel Boston because he gets a city block worth if separation.
Dr. Doofenschmirtz just called it the Yurinator
Demoman TF2 voice: IT IS THE YURINATE-TINING!
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dr. Doofenschmirtz just called it the Yurinator
If you try to make something better in this country but ultimately fail the response is “never let anyone try to fix this again” instead of “let’s try a different method.”
it's cool because it would have wiped out the majority of my debt but now it's x2 worse
Why should we pay attention to red states?
Everybody in this country just lost access to student loan forgiveness because of the state of Missouri.
You don’t need a coup when you can bribe red state AGs.
Everybody in this country just lost access to student loan forgiveness because of the state of Missouri.
You don’t need a coup when you can bribe red state AGs.
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If you try to make something better in this country but ultimately fail the response is “never let anyone try to fix this again” instead of “let’s try a different method.”
Before you are two people. One is 6’6 and weighs 307. The other is 5’11 and 195. One is named Tank Bigsby and the other is named Trey Pipkins. Which is which?
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Before you are two people. One is 6’6 and weighs 307. The other is 5’11 and 195. One is named Tank Bigsby and the other is named Trey Pipkins. Which is which?
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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This is actually sending me
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is actually sending me
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Dino nuggets are mid, honestly
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dino nuggets are mid, honestly
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My shoes have not untied accidentally in 2 weeks.
not using ian's secure shoelace knot is a sign of a weak moral character, poor constitution, and an unserious attitude towards quality workmanship
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My shoes have not untied accidentally in 2 weeks.
It’s soooo cis to have a dream where two trans girls get rid of your 50 mens tshirts and then you celebrate your transition.
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It’s soooo cis to have a dream where two trans girls get rid of your 50 mens tshirts and then you celebrate your transition.
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Fuck the Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Fuck the Dodgers
October 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When you get support so fast it feels like a roller coaster
dad asked if I had a new name over dinner out of nowhere and I got overwhelmed and didn't answer
October 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When you get support so fast it feels like a roller coaster
Just got my flu shot
October 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Just got my flu shot
This is like those knives in halloween candy posts but its drugs in your mirrors and cabinets
OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY
September 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This is like those knives in halloween candy posts but its drugs in your mirrors and cabinets
Coming to the realization that I’ve only kept in regular contact with one person from high school and college combined.
September 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Coming to the realization that I’ve only kept in regular contact with one person from high school and college combined.
My workout today is not saving my mental health because all of my friends are busy.
September 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My workout today is not saving my mental health because all of my friends are busy.