Rell Turner
@aspiffysquirrel.bsky.social
38 - they/he - writer, artist, lifelong gamer
I think dogs should vote
I think dogs should vote
someone asked "you gain the power to magically duplicate any object, how fast can you earn 5 million dollars without raising suspicion?"
here's my answer
make two Magic the Gathering Black Lotus cards. One sold at auction last year for 3 million, and no one on the planet is gonna notice two more
here's my answer
make two Magic the Gathering Black Lotus cards. One sold at auction last year for 3 million, and no one on the planet is gonna notice two more
October 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
someone asked "you gain the power to magically duplicate any object, how fast can you earn 5 million dollars without raising suspicion?"
here's my answer
make two Magic the Gathering Black Lotus cards. One sold at auction last year for 3 million, and no one on the planet is gonna notice two more
here's my answer
make two Magic the Gathering Black Lotus cards. One sold at auction last year for 3 million, and no one on the planet is gonna notice two more
YAKUZA KIWAMI 3 IS REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
YAKUZA KIWAMI 3 IS REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RGG SUMMIT IN TWO HOURS
a man in a red shirt is sitting on a boat looking at the water .
Alt: Kiryu from Yakuza thumbs up
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
RGG SUMMIT IN TWO HOURS
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Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
September 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
concept: that Sabrina Carpenter song that goes "That boy is corrupt (CYMBAL CLASH SOUND)", but on the loud crash sound, I put up a picture of classic meme Dat Boi. Is this anything?
September 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
concept: that Sabrina Carpenter song that goes "That boy is corrupt (CYMBAL CLASH SOUND)", but on the loud crash sound, I put up a picture of classic meme Dat Boi. Is this anything?
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August 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Who is this for, Charles.
Fire RFK Jr. now.
August 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Who is this for, Charles.
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Since it seems like we do this every 4 to 6 months on this website, I guess I’m gonna have to post this again.
June 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Since it seems like we do this every 4 to 6 months on this website, I guess I’m gonna have to post this again.
there are people who already have the Destiel Confession Meme version of "Donald Trump has died" made, saved, and preloaded and I just think that's beautiful
August 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
there are people who already have the Destiel Confession Meme version of "Donald Trump has died" made, saved, and preloaded and I just think that's beautiful
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If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it:
Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
August 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it:
Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
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gAI art is bad because it's stealing labor.
stealing labor from art is easy because no one sees art as labor, they see it as talent.
they see it as talent because it's easier to believe they have a right to hate you because they can't stand they gave up and you didn't.
fuck them, pay labor.
stealing labor from art is easy because no one sees art as labor, they see it as talent.
they see it as talent because it's easier to believe they have a right to hate you because they can't stand they gave up and you didn't.
fuck them, pay labor.
August 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
gAI art is bad because it's stealing labor.
stealing labor from art is easy because no one sees art as labor, they see it as talent.
they see it as talent because it's easier to believe they have a right to hate you because they can't stand they gave up and you didn't.
fuck them, pay labor.
stealing labor from art is easy because no one sees art as labor, they see it as talent.
they see it as talent because it's easier to believe they have a right to hate you because they can't stand they gave up and you didn't.
fuck them, pay labor.
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I also wish ill on JK Rowling and if you want to suspend me for that I guess so be it
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people
reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
August 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I also wish ill on JK Rowling and if you want to suspend me for that I guess so be it
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What if Jon Stewart ran for President? What if Stephen Colbert ran for President? What if John Oliver ran for President? What if Seth Meyers ran for President? What if a fart ran down your pants and into your socks and your foot exploded you goofy childish motherfucker
August 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What if Jon Stewart ran for President? What if Stephen Colbert ran for President? What if John Oliver ran for President? What if Seth Meyers ran for President? What if a fart ran down your pants and into your socks and your foot exploded you goofy childish motherfucker
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Finally, some good fucking news.
The largest class action suit ever certified might just ruin an industry built on stealing the intellectual property of our entire civilization.
Sounds good to me. How can I help?
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
The largest class action suit ever certified might just ruin an industry built on stealing the intellectual property of our entire civilization.
Sounds good to me. How can I help?
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
AI industry horrified to face largest copyright class action ever certified
Copyright class actions could financially ruin AI industry, trade groups say.
arstechnica.com
August 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Finally, some good fucking news.
The largest class action suit ever certified might just ruin an industry built on stealing the intellectual property of our entire civilization.
Sounds good to me. How can I help?
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
The largest class action suit ever certified might just ruin an industry built on stealing the intellectual property of our entire civilization.
Sounds good to me. How can I help?
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
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In light of the recent news regarding Itch
July 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
In light of the recent news regarding Itch
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Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
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i believe that at 18 every american should be entered into a draft, not for military service, but for one year of mandatory retail or restaurant work
July 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i believe that at 18 every american should be entered into a draft, not for military service, but for one year of mandatory retail or restaurant work
Does this qualify as "Rizz"?
July 17, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Does this qualify as "Rizz"?
“On the level of individuals and civilizations, personality predates ideology. Meaning, before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole.”
― Brennan Lee Mulligan
― Brennan Lee Mulligan
If your response to tragedy is to try and triangulate the way it’s the victim’s fault or their own moral failing, you might be more primed for fascism yourself than you realize
July 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“On the level of individuals and civilizations, personality predates ideology. Meaning, before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole.”
― Brennan Lee Mulligan
― Brennan Lee Mulligan
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happy birthday to bill watterson who gave me the gift of encapsulating my entire ethical approach in one comic panel.
July 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
happy birthday to bill watterson who gave me the gift of encapsulating my entire ethical approach in one comic panel.