Marrionette Apprentice Enjoyer
veive.bsky.social
Marrionette Apprentice Enjoyer
@veive.bsky.social
Aspiring Author | 4 color money pile enthusiast , currently a Goryo's player | Houston Sports Fan | Indigenous | Transexual and Intersex

she/her. Name is pronounce vay-ve. Same ei sound as vein or reign
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Part of it is definitely dodging the a lot of Eldrazi, but, as of Sept. 15th, I am 29-3 with 2 ID's since putting together this list at the beginning of the month.

Pinning this and attaching my spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Current List, will provide updates as I make them:
The playoff frauds looked great today, I am concerned to see what the hell happens on Monday night.
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Outside of potentially Reality Break, are any of the sets this year going to have any zombies? Strixhaven had a single zombie in its first appearance. There aren't zombies in Tolkien fiction, Marvel has done special event zombie stuff (which I don't expect to make it into a small set).
January 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
4-0 on Zombie Blimps tonight

Prowess 🥋🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️
Jeskai Blink 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️
Domain Zoo 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️*
Boros Energy 🧟‍♀️🐅**🧟‍♀️***

*Liliana of the Veil is not cope

**Liliana the Last Cope is not a good sideboard card against Boros

***Culling Ritual is gas
January 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I hate this new therapist so fucking much. Your colleague retired and gave you every note from every session she ever had with me and you just refuse to read them?

I have anxious AND avoidant insecure attachment issues. I want help with building healthy relationships.
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
You let a fed shoot a person in broad daylight with no consequences and suddenly all the feds feel like they're entitled to do so.

How the fuck are we expected to make it through 3 more years of this?
January 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Rapid Fire Lorwyn Eclipsed set review thread (my modern perspective):
January 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
2-2 on Zombie Blimps tonight.

Mono U Belcher 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️
E Tron 🧟‍♀️🍝🍝
4 Color Ritual 🧟‍♀️🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♀️
Prowess* 🥋🥋

*EI EI EI Oh, I'm dead
January 8, 2026 at 5:27 AM
WotC is blue balling a bitch with this spoiler season. There're 6 more evoke elementals to show, they haven't shown the wistfulness borderless, and there's only 3 days left of the spoilers, stop teasing me.
January 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Boros Energy pilots eating good (Lorwyn is going to bankrupt me and I'm already broke)
January 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Crazy idea: what if we cancelled all the other sets for the year and did 3 more sets of Lorwyn after this?
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I knew this set was going to be fire when the first 4 leaks happened ~8 months ago, but this is truly the most excited I have EVER been for a set.
January 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Is cEDH still a super proxy friendly format?
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
If Mitch Trubisky throws an INT today doesn't make the Jets the first defense to never get an INT over an entire season, we got to ship that guy to the Arena Football League or something, right?
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER! HE RETIRED! HE COULDN'T SCARE ME ANYMORE!

WHY, FOOTBALL GODS, WHY?!
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
What if there was a book that starts with a noble knight dying in a duel, the story is told backwards, the twist is that the knight did something extremely evil and deserved to die, and the reverse character progression happens w/ such subtlety that it doesn't feel like there was ever a heel turn?
January 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
3-1 on Zombie Blimps tonight. Kind of disappointed to come down from such a heater last night, but still a decent result.

Affinity 🤖🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️
Ruby Storm 🧟‍♀️⛈️🧟‍♀️
Bant Control 🦉🦉
Boros Energy 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️
January 4, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I just got my ass kicked so thoroughly, got outplayed so well it felt like I just started playing magic yesterday, and got swept by a guy who did not look at me once in the entire match because he was too busy watching The Summer Hikaru Died on his phone.
January 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Who the hell changes the monthly $50 hold 'em game to $200 Omaha less than 2 hours before the game is supposed to start? « My house, my game, rules » . Ew. Omaha is just a way to rob bad players of their money, it's the worst fucking poker variant out there.
January 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Take two days off, they said. Get some rest, they said.

WHY THE FUCK AM I BEING CALLED IN ON BOTH DAYS OF MY WEEKEND?!!!
January 3, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Couldn't get my Ragavans back for the Kroxa deck, so just Soultrader Airship

5-0 10-0 Stunted on these hoes tonight

U Belcher 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️
The Mirror 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️
Jeskai Blink 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️
Leyline Scion Cosmogoyf* 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️
UG Eldrazi** 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
« Commander is a great way to teach someone how to play magic, you're just complaining because you don't like commander »

My opponent drew a card on the play on his first turn and played 3 matches of magic where he did the same thing before running into someone who noticed.
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 AM
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
How much weed do I need to smoke to become buddha levels of enlightened enough to figure out a way to play these 4 cards together in a 75 and have that deck be functional?
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I just want to know how 1950s housewives ate valium like candy and drank wine like water and still functioned.

I've never felt more hungover in my life
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Today is the worst day of my life
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM