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Ash
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Here with opinions and general horniness.
He/They/Sir/Master/Daddy-45M
I saw my first mst episode when I was 11. 34 years later I still watch.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I've been trying to find a pet that can actually play for hours without wearing out.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm going to be a technomancer. Teaching the old magic via portents and sigils to turn on old iPods.
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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is this good
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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maybe we just say 'if your AI said it we're treating it as if your CEO said it to their face' for the purposes of liability
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Believe in yourself.
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Tech 20 years ago: check this out, you can put the internet in your pocket. It has games on it!

Tech now: check this out, we're sewing you into the middle of a human centipede between Joe Rogan and Adolf Hitler. You'll have no mouth!
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
He's still out there somewhere...
a boy with a red umbrella on his shoulder has the letter l on his headband
ALT: a boy with a red umbrella on his shoulder has the letter l on his headband
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I’m sure this meaningless gesture will stop people from hating all of our politicians in their entirety.
Not two weeks after a democratic socialist is elected mayor of New York City, 86 Democratic House members vote to 'condemn socialism.'
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Microsoft admits windows 11 core features are broken. There are going to just "fix" it with the 30% of the code that is written by AI. And it will still not work, like a endless reboot loop.
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
ICE has been kidnapping people for decades. Notice how quickly it's a stain on the republic when their necks are suddenly in danger.
If only Democrats had that sort of spine when it comes to corporate negligence or pollution or monopoly. But then they don't want to hurt their bosses.
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
NYC needs a $1k PER ITEM fine for any food seller who knowingly destroys or trashes edible food.
"But it will put them out of business!!!!"
IDGASF. 40% of all food is WASTE WHILE PEOPLE STARVE.
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
When can we expect the Senate and the JCOS to respond to extrajudicial murder by our armed forces in the Caribbean and elsewhere? Certainly there are general staff ordering these killings and servicmembers breaking the constitution to follow the orders.
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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asking my surgeon if i can pay them in exposure
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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🎵Duck...and cover!
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
That's not a river in Egypt. Nobody attends a wedding with Presidential security without everyone there knowing *exactly* who is coming. They could have simply told her to leave. They didn't.
Also, the most powerful man on earth arguably doesn't have to put a gun to your head to force your actions.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
No meaningful ties except he invited Ghisane to his daughter's multimillion dollar invite only wedding.
Riiiiiight. Its either Bill "Forced my intern to blow me" Clinton or Hillary. Pick one, pedo lover.
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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#MorningVibe

Chemists in England have created a gel that can repair and regenerate tooth enamel, opening up new possibilities for effective and long-lasting dental treatment.

Funding science is a wonderful thing. www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-gel-regr...
New Gel Regrows Dental Enamel–Which Humans Cannot Do–and Could Revolutionize Tooth Care
Enamel does not regenerate; once you lose it it's gone forever. There is currently no solution available that can effectively regrow it.
www.goodnewsnetwork.org
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM