Chris
@ary.bsky.social
Occasional writer, sometimes game developer, constant spreadsheet nerd. '90. He/him/any.
Mute #uspolitics to avoid my copious posts about the state of the world
Mute #uspolitics to avoid my copious posts about the state of the world
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Chris
@ary.bsky.social
· Apr 1
Check out all the art for my upcoming (eventually) game, Dust Bunnies! All collected in one convenient feed for your viewing pleasure. 😌
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
Jenna, exasperated: "Burrito cleanse does not exist!"
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Jenna, exasperated: "Burrito cleanse does not exist!"
Side note: we haven't had this much snow in November in ages. If it actually sticks around for a few days even more so.
Braved the first snow of the year to go pick up my preorder of @qntm.org's "There Is No Antimemetics Division"
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Side note: we haven't had this much snow in November in ages. If it actually sticks around for a few days even more so.
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hey today is my birthday. it'd be real cool if everyone would go watch Mystery Cuddlers & have a chill day & relax. you deserve it.
If you need to step away from the onslaught of horrors for a moment may I suggest watching the first episode of Mystery Cuddlers? We wanted to make a sweet silly show. I think you'll like it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=THut...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=THut...
Mystery Cuddlers | adult swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
hey today is my birthday. it'd be real cool if everyone would go watch Mystery Cuddlers & have a chill day & relax. you deserve it.
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
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“This thing is definitely bad for us but no one can say what it is”
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target. n.pr/4qMrN7P
People want to avoid ultra-processed foods. But experts struggle to define them
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“This thing is definitely bad for us but no one can say what it is”
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OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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sort of incredible to read a review that doesn't just made a vague nod at AI being bad, but actively reckons with the ways in which falling obsessively to AI usage actively obliterates the artistic intent and integrity of the work you've made.
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
sort of incredible to read a review that doesn't just made a vague nod at AI being bad, but actively reckons with the ways in which falling obsessively to AI usage actively obliterates the artistic intent and integrity of the work you've made.
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A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF!
Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal
Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...
www.tcj.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF!
Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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found ur moms wikipedia page
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
found ur moms wikipedia page
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To this day, no one has been able to run a marathon without telling everyone.
It is considered "the ultimate challenge."
It is considered "the ultimate challenge."
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
To this day, no one has been able to run a marathon without telling everyone.
It is considered "the ultimate challenge."
It is considered "the ultimate challenge."
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Every ad now: Our legal department wants us DEAD! Our bosses said it’s, “into the wood chipper” with us! The shareholders’ hunting dogs are nipping at our blistered heels! Because guess what: we’ve just made our leggings TOO SOFT!
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Every ad now: Our legal department wants us DEAD! Our bosses said it’s, “into the wood chipper” with us! The shareholders’ hunting dogs are nipping at our blistered heels! Because guess what: we’ve just made our leggings TOO SOFT!
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child of war
procreate
procreate
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
child of war
procreate
procreate
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OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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I went to the grocery store for the first time in a wheelchair and at the beginning I was marveling at the fact that it’s the most accessible place I’ve been to in my chair so far, until I realized that I was just benefiting from an accident of a building being made *shopping cart* accessible.
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I went to the grocery store for the first time in a wheelchair and at the beginning I was marveling at the fact that it’s the most accessible place I’ve been to in my chair so far, until I realized that I was just benefiting from an accident of a building being made *shopping cart* accessible.
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Turning up Rain Sounds For Sleep 10 Hours so I can hear it over the rain outside.
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Turning up Rain Sounds For Sleep 10 Hours so I can hear it over the rain outside.
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MOM: …and I saw that we actually produce enough food to feed everyone on earth plus a half earth more. Do you ever think about what would make us live like this?
ME: *holding tongue to not say “literally every moment of my goddamn day”* it, uh, it’s come up.
ME: *holding tongue to not say “literally every moment of my goddamn day”* it, uh, it’s come up.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
MOM: …and I saw that we actually produce enough food to feed everyone on earth plus a half earth more. Do you ever think about what would make us live like this?
ME: *holding tongue to not say “literally every moment of my goddamn day”* it, uh, it’s come up.
ME: *holding tongue to not say “literally every moment of my goddamn day”* it, uh, it’s come up.
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The Rhythm Doggo trailer is now up on Youtube too and the game's steam page is store.steampowered.com/app/4090240/... - wishlisting is super appreciated
Key art by @1neila1.bsky.social
Key art by @1neila1.bsky.social
Rhythm Doggo Trailer
YouTube video by Nifflas
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The Rhythm Doggo trailer is now up on Youtube too and the game's steam page is store.steampowered.com/app/4090240/... - wishlisting is super appreciated
Key art by @1neila1.bsky.social
Key art by @1neila1.bsky.social
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today is Europe's 9/11
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
today is Europe's 9/11
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