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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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gritting my teeth and commanding every muscle in my body to relax through sheer force of will
February 22, 2024 at 4:22 PM
gritting my teeth and commanding every muscle in my body to relax through sheer force of will
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About 90,000 people living near larger chemical plants face an unacceptable risk of developing cancer, the EPA says.
New rules adopted last year could’ve cut that number to 3,000 residents — a drop of 97%.
But Trump has halted those efforts.
New rules adopted last year could’ve cut that number to 3,000 residents — a drop of 97%.
But Trump has halted those efforts.
Air Pollution From Industrial Facilities Is Far Worse Than Estimated
The Trump administration has put a stop to EPA rules that would have required more than 130 industrial facilities to install air monitors to measure pollution. Millions of people living near these pla...
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November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
About 90,000 people living near larger chemical plants face an unacceptable risk of developing cancer, the EPA says.
New rules adopted last year could’ve cut that number to 3,000 residents — a drop of 97%.
But Trump has halted those efforts.
New rules adopted last year could’ve cut that number to 3,000 residents — a drop of 97%.
But Trump has halted those efforts.
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Pardoned turkey was a J6er
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Pardoned turkey was a J6er
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the correct way to pronounce "pantomime" is "panto" because the mime is silent
December 13, 2024 at 4:14 AM
the correct way to pronounce "pantomime" is "panto" because the mime is silent
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Reading about the bolsheviks and if podcasts had existed back then all these guys would've done that instead
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Reading about the bolsheviks and if podcasts had existed back then all these guys would've done that instead
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Knowing who to be mad at truly is praxis.
October 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Knowing who to be mad at truly is praxis.
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superbowl? you mean a cauldron
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
superbowl? you mean a cauldron
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[Pillsbury marketing meeting 1965]
Weird Carl: ok so the doughboy, what if we tickled him?
Weird Carl: ok so the doughboy, what if we tickled him?
October 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
[Pillsbury marketing meeting 1965]
Weird Carl: ok so the doughboy, what if we tickled him?
Weird Carl: ok so the doughboy, what if we tickled him?
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
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the master's tools will never dismantle the master's house but my tool will tear up your mom
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
the master's tools will never dismantle the master's house but my tool will tear up your mom
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face down, ass up. that’s the way i eat my lunch
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
face down, ass up. that’s the way i eat my lunch
What a treat to find a new Singing Hills novella at the library. @nghivo.bsky.social ‘s A Mouthful of Dust was wonderful. I love this series. Quiet and heartfelt, scary and sweet, an absolute delight.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What a treat to find a new Singing Hills novella at the library. @nghivo.bsky.social ‘s A Mouthful of Dust was wonderful. I love this series. Quiet and heartfelt, scary and sweet, an absolute delight.
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Look, my father was a loud sneezer. And his father before him. I come from a long line of loud sneezers. It’s not much, but it’s honest work. (We get paid for how loud our sneezes are.)
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Look, my father was a loud sneezer. And his father before him. I come from a long line of loud sneezers. It’s not much, but it’s honest work. (We get paid for how loud our sneezes are.)
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opened a fortune cookie and it just started laughing at me
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
opened a fortune cookie and it just started laughing at me
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I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
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shouting latin into my phone in the middle of a general admission show to not lose my Duolingo streak but I accidentally summoned a demon
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
shouting latin into my phone in the middle of a general admission show to not lose my Duolingo streak but I accidentally summoned a demon
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THREAD 👇
1/ Today, ProPublica is running a piece I've been working on for a bit. It's about what happened with a devastating wave of bird flu earlier this year, as egg prices hit record highs.
And it's a story that illuminates the ways the U.S. is failing to control what could become the next pandemic. 🧵
And it's a story that illuminates the ways the U.S. is failing to control what could become the next pandemic. 🧵
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
THREAD 👇
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Are there any metal workers in the Philadelphia area that can help me fix a mobility aid?
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Are there any metal workers in the Philadelphia area that can help me fix a mobility aid?
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Winter conducts its slow seduction. It has disrobed the trees, its cold kisses make them shiver. Revelation of their wooden bones offers us a new, intimate language. They speak of swelling dark and coming ice. They speak their lover's secret names. – #EmilyCBanting, 1981 #Winter
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Winter conducts its slow seduction. It has disrobed the trees, its cold kisses make them shiver. Revelation of their wooden bones offers us a new, intimate language. They speak of swelling dark and coming ice. They speak their lover's secret names. – #EmilyCBanting, 1981 #Winter
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ARTISTS!
I need your help!
In collab. w/the Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology, I'm organizing a group of artists to come to our Jan. meeting! We're looking for artists to create based on what they learn at the conference. $1000 stipend.
Application is V short! forms.gle/ah1i8KwNJinZ...
I need your help!
In collab. w/the Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology, I'm organizing a group of artists to come to our Jan. meeting! We're looking for artists to create based on what they learn at the conference. $1000 stipend.
Application is V short! forms.gle/ah1i8KwNJinZ...
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
ARTISTS!
I need your help!
In collab. w/the Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology, I'm organizing a group of artists to come to our Jan. meeting! We're looking for artists to create based on what they learn at the conference. $1000 stipend.
Application is V short! forms.gle/ah1i8KwNJinZ...
I need your help!
In collab. w/the Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology, I'm organizing a group of artists to come to our Jan. meeting! We're looking for artists to create based on what they learn at the conference. $1000 stipend.
Application is V short! forms.gle/ah1i8KwNJinZ...
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American politicians are such inscrutable freaks of nature that, once a generation, a dude comes along who is just easy to talk to and everyone turns into the town from Bye Bye Birdie about it
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
American politicians are such inscrutable freaks of nature that, once a generation, a dude comes along who is just easy to talk to and everyone turns into the town from Bye Bye Birdie about it
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Don’t ever talk to me or my s’onn ever again
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Don’t ever talk to me or my s’onn ever again