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artofsophistry.bsky.social
If I can’t raise an army of undead in it, it’s not big enough to be called super
Cover of The Black Cauldron by Lloyd Alexander. There are three weird paper cut like women around a cauldron.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
This is also a rhubarb with no concept of personal space
A red Shiba Inu absolutely smushed against my leg. She is passed out.
October 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
Pets?!
A top down photo of a red Shiba Inu. She is pointing to the top of the frame. The light is low and her shadow extends to the right
September 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
G’night
A cute striped cat laying on her side. You can see three feet. Her front feet are tucked up and her tiny pink toe beans are visible on her left back foot. She is squinting at the camera. She sleepy
September 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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“I should have this jacket. I’d look super hot in it”
Normal Rockwell guys standing up to voice his opinion meme. His jacket is a dope bomber style with a real lived in vibe
September 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
Waiting for the drop
September 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
Guy, I found where they’re all coming from
A lawn sign for Rando Construction
August 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
I got that dog in me
Kowa 66 (75mm)
Tmax 400 (120)
Black and white photo of a one eyed Shiba Inu laying on a couch. Her left foot is under her chin. She is looking slightly to the right of the camera.
July 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
What is candy if not pure fucking sugar
Maple sugar candies in the shape of a maple leaf, because you need to understand that you are just chowing down on pure tree sugar
July 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
Minolta autocord TLR
TRI-X
Verrazano Bridge
Low angle black and white Square format foto of the Verrazano Bridge. The foreground is concrete the ruins of defensive features. A child is climbing down off the pad towards their bicycle. It is laying on its side .
July 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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I hope you can hear the full throated sigh Rhubarb just made
Portrait of a Shiba Inu laying down. She is red and white. She is laying down with her nose pointing out between her toes. Her eyebrow conveys a strong sense of the ennui she is feeling now, and every day
July 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
What about “The Pleaser II Program”
It’s…. a camera?
Photograph of a vintage Kodak camera, its box and a user guide. The camera is called the pleaser II and the box has a cartoon hand made a gentle pinch at the tip of the word pleaser. Like it’s really getting in there. Doing the work.
May 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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And some days your a grey tree frog on a bright blue car
Adorable grey tree frog tucked into the side of a bright blue Subaru fender. He thinks he’s invisible.
April 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
Rhubarb is always happy to share her happy face
Photo of a red and white Shiba Inu facing the camera. She has a happy face with an open mouth and a long tongue.
March 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
Leave hot people alone. She just wanted to read her book, and you’re all “pose for me!”
Black and white foto of Marylin Monroe lounging outside. She is smiling and posing for the camera, but you can tell she just wants to get back to the discarded book next to her.
March 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
My own personal addiction
Unique snacks splits extra dark pretzels
February 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
Lil buddy
Wren folding knife with leather pocket sheath
December 28, 2024 at 4:49 AM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
Top me Santa
Veronica from Archie comics dressed as sexy Santa including a beard, climbing down chimney with a bag of toys including a boinging Archie toy, and (unseen, but heavily implied) a strap-on
December 25, 2024 at 6:36 PM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
<pointing>
Still from Videodrome. An old box style tv . The screen looks like skin. A hand that seems to be holding a gun is pushing out of the TV, grotesquely stretching the skin.
December 21, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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🤌
Jason Mews saying I am the clit commander
December 15, 2024 at 2:22 AM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
Off to ask AI if I should use this
A male to male extension cord
December 12, 2024 at 5:15 AM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
There are the fetish* ones with a hole in the middle

*I assume
A bike saddle with a hole under your butt, presumably for some weird sexual reason
November 30, 2024 at 6:03 PM
artofsophistry.bsky.social
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
A close portrait photograph of Gritty. He looks hungry. What is so delicious Gritty? Who are you looking at? No! Don’t! My God!
November 29, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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Ninebark
My favorite native bonsai attempt
In a pot I made
A lightly trained ninebark shrub in a hand made shallow, hand built bonsai pot. The shrub is flowering
November 27, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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Acadian seascape
A large cyanotype of the rocky shore near Thunder Hole, Acadia, Maine. The surf is aggressively hitting large rocks. The tone runs from blue black rocks to bright white foam.
November 27, 2024 at 4:38 AM