artisy2k1
@artisy2k1.bsky.social
23. socialist queer emo metalhead. we're #teamedward up in here.
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Corrected McDonald's bus stop ad in London
March 2, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Corrected McDonald's bus stop ad in London
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cute how the trams pop up a little display showing their current emotional state, like Sims characters
March 2, 2024 at 6:08 PM
cute how the trams pop up a little display showing their current emotional state, like Sims characters
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I have the patience of a saint.
Saint Immedius, who was executed for cutting in line.
Saint Immedius, who was executed for cutting in line.
March 3, 2024 at 11:43 AM
I have the patience of a saint.
Saint Immedius, who was executed for cutting in line.
Saint Immedius, who was executed for cutting in line.
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Sitting down to pee isn't enough, that's why I lie down to do it.
February 14, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Sitting down to pee isn't enough, that's why I lie down to do it.
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they should make coffee that makes you better at your job and not want to walk into moving traffic
February 8, 2024 at 1:36 PM
they should make coffee that makes you better at your job and not want to walk into moving traffic
the occasional outage gives an app ✨human charm✨
February 7, 2024 at 12:39 PM
the occasional outage gives an app ✨human charm✨
#ijoinedblueskybyinvite the og generation of skies
February 6, 2024 at 10:54 PM
#ijoinedblueskybyinvite the og generation of skies
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would u still like me if i got a tattoo of a sad bug
February 2, 2024 at 4:59 PM
would u still like me if i got a tattoo of a sad bug
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DOCTOR: You have a fatty liver. Do you know what that means?
ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras.
DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.
ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras.
DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.
February 5, 2024 at 8:21 PM
DOCTOR: You have a fatty liver. Do you know what that means?
ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras.
DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.
ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras.
DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.
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STRANGER: *steps out of time machine* i come from the fewtch
ME: the fewtch?
STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now
ME: the fewtch?
STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now
May 9, 2023 at 2:59 PM
STRANGER: *steps out of time machine* i come from the fewtch
ME: the fewtch?
STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now
ME: the fewtch?
STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now
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this is a haiku
they don't have to rhyme, karen
jesus fucking christ
they don't have to rhyme, karen
jesus fucking christ
August 21, 2023 at 2:27 AM
this is a haiku
they don't have to rhyme, karen
jesus fucking christ
they don't have to rhyme, karen
jesus fucking christ
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NASA invented microwaves and that’s the reason the interior of food is hotter than the center of the Sun
February 6, 2024 at 10:12 PM
NASA invented microwaves and that’s the reason the interior of food is hotter than the center of the Sun
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entering 3rd chairlift rotation hanging by my snow pants because the snowboard kids at the top keep telling the operator to "let him cook"
February 5, 2024 at 10:07 PM
entering 3rd chairlift rotation hanging by my snow pants because the snowboard kids at the top keep telling the operator to "let him cook"
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I don’t believe “Bluesky followers” exist. I’m the only one in here, the night janitor whistling in an empty cathedral
February 6, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I don’t believe “Bluesky followers” exist. I’m the only one in here, the night janitor whistling in an empty cathedral
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hey boss I can’t make it in today I’m Scared
February 6, 2024 at 12:22 AM
hey boss I can’t make it in today I’m Scared
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New to Bluesky? Get a search link! and a clean burner phone supplier there’s a safehouse in Fresno stocked with passports for your alts YOUR OLD LIFE IS GONE DO NOT CONTACT YOUR FAMIL
August 28, 2023 at 11:44 PM
New to Bluesky? Get a search link! and a clean burner phone supplier there’s a safehouse in Fresno stocked with passports for your alts YOUR OLD LIFE IS GONE DO NOT CONTACT YOUR FAMIL
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I broke into his house then I freaked it
July 1, 2023 at 11:44 PM
I broke into his house then I freaked it