Aptiva Dave (who?)
@aptivadave.bsky.social
He/him, Choctaw, #antifa #landback, Software Developer, Comic book nerd, lover of all things Star Wars and punk rock.
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Anarchists are committed to treating other people as equals, rather than as either masters or subordinates.
Roderick Long
Roderick Long
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Anarchists are committed to treating other people as equals, rather than as either masters or subordinates.
Roderick Long
Roderick Long
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HASSETT: We decided to exempt coffee from tariffs
BRENNAN: And coffee prices are up
HASSETT: There's an appetite to exempt things if they're really not meant to be made in the US because of, like, climate or things like that
BRENNAN: And coffee prices are up
HASSETT: There's an appetite to exempt things if they're really not meant to be made in the US because of, like, climate or things like that
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
HASSETT: We decided to exempt coffee from tariffs
BRENNAN: And coffee prices are up
HASSETT: There's an appetite to exempt things if they're really not meant to be made in the US because of, like, climate or things like that
BRENNAN: And coffee prices are up
HASSETT: There's an appetite to exempt things if they're really not meant to be made in the US because of, like, climate or things like that
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*flicks cigarette* oh no, my bouncy castle!
December 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
*flicks cigarette* oh no, my bouncy castle!
If you see this post a comics cover you love
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If you see this post a comics cover you love
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Our defeat took its toll. The very air was melancholic. That’s when I withdrew a flageolet from my vest pocket and began playing All Star by the band Smash Mouth
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Our defeat took its toll. The very air was melancholic. That’s when I withdrew a flageolet from my vest pocket and began playing All Star by the band Smash Mouth
Finished my first #AdventofCode in 2nd place in our office leader board. For a 25+ year dev, that may not sound like much to brag about, but it has been a while since I did any thing that dealt with these types of solutions. It was fun and got me to love slinging code again #softwaredeveloperlife
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Finished my first #AdventofCode in 2nd place in our office leader board. For a 25+ year dev, that may not sound like much to brag about, but it has been a while since I did any thing that dealt with these types of solutions. It was fun and got me to love slinging code again #softwaredeveloperlife
My mom had to take away the computer from Dad because he was ordering car parts from Rock Auto, which is nowhere as bad as this rambling...
He is not well.
If someone’s grandpa posted this on Facebook, the family would be discussing assisted living by dinner.
If someone’s grandpa posted this on Facebook, the family would be discussing assisted living by dinner.
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
My mom had to take away the computer from Dad because he was ordering car parts from Rock Auto, which is nowhere as bad as this rambling...
I took an openGL class in college, I generated so many of these. #openGL #softwaredevelopment
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I took an openGL class in college, I generated so many of these. #openGL #softwaredevelopment
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In the year 2026: Trump, running out of policies to enrage the American people, decides to switch us to the metric system
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In the year 2026: Trump, running out of policies to enrage the American people, decides to switch us to the metric system
"Well, look who just walked in the door!"
-said anytime I walk in the door.
-said anytime I walk in the door.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Well, look who just walked in the door!"
-said anytime I walk in the door.
-said anytime I walk in the door.
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I, Sir, am not your funk soul brotha, and I will check it out when and if I'm damn good and ready, tyvm.
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I, Sir, am not your funk soul brotha, and I will check it out when and if I'm damn good and ready, tyvm.
I've completed "Cafeteria" - Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025
Probably the easiest one so far. This has also been really fun, since I haven't done this type of programming in a long time, so it's fun to stretch those muscles again.
#AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/5
Probably the easiest one so far. This has also been really fun, since I haven't done this type of programming in a long time, so it's fun to stretch those muscles again.
#AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/5
Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025
adventofcode.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I've completed "Cafeteria" - Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025
Probably the easiest one so far. This has also been really fun, since I haven't done this type of programming in a long time, so it's fun to stretch those muscles again.
#AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/5
Probably the easiest one so far. This has also been really fun, since I haven't done this type of programming in a long time, so it's fun to stretch those muscles again.
#AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/5
I just completed "Printing Department" - Day 4 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/4
Question 2 was a little tricky, but I was happy that I was close to the answer on my first try.
Question 2 was a little tricky, but I was happy that I was close to the answer on my first try.
Day 4 - Advent of Code 2025
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December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I just completed "Printing Department" - Day 4 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/4
Question 2 was a little tricky, but I was happy that I was close to the answer on my first try.
Question 2 was a little tricky, but I was happy that I was close to the answer on my first try.
I just completed "Lobby" - Day 3 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/3
Day 3 - Advent of Code 2025
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December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I just completed "Lobby" - Day 3 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/3
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TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
September 8, 2023 at 4:50 AM
TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
This was playing and my dogs started barking. Which is odd, since they are at the kennel two counties over...
Leavitt: "Leaders have a duty to preserve the integrity and character of our nation's national identity."
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This was playing and my dogs started barking. Which is odd, since they are at the kennel two counties over...
I can remember the time my grandmother telling us the story about when she had to call my uncle's workplace and they got his name wrong. They were big city fellas, mind you, and incorrectly called him William Paul when his real name was Billie Paul.
The most Yonkers thing I've seen recently. One of the babies being baptized today, his middle name is Tommy. Not Thomas, mind you, Tommy.
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I can remember the time my grandmother telling us the story about when she had to call my uncle's workplace and they got his name wrong. They were big city fellas, mind you, and incorrectly called him William Paul when his real name was Billie Paul.
I tried this defense when I got fired from Mazzio's...
Nobody said you had to wear pants to do dishes.
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I tried this defense when I got fired from Mazzio's...
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Venezuelan Bacon (2025)
September 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Venezuelan Bacon (2025)
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One of the things I have never done before was create NuGet or NPM packages, so I decided to try it out. Here's my first package, currently just a #nuget package: The Wokenator
#softwaredevelopment #woke #csharp #github
#softwaredevelopment #woke #csharp #github
GitHub - Aptivadave23/wokenator: The Wokenator is a package that allows you, the woke hive mind, to insert woke messages into your applications so that we can indoctrinate the masses. It's the packag...
The Wokenator is a package that allows you, the woke hive mind, to insert woke messages into your applications so that we can indoctrinate the masses. It's the package the Elon Musk warned you...
github.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
One of the things I have never done before was create NuGet or NPM packages, so I decided to try it out. Here's my first package, currently just a #nuget package: The Wokenator
#softwaredevelopment #woke #csharp #github
#softwaredevelopment #woke #csharp #github
New post on the #substack
Are we allowed to goof off anymore?
It’s November 20th, a week out from Thanksgiving here in the US, as I write this. I should be working, but, as I sit in my dark office, with the cloudy November Oklahoma sky outside and Christmas musi...
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
New post on the #substack
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
@bsky.app, I'm sorry, but that's a pretty dickless move to suspend #PattonOswald.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
@bsky.app, I'm sorry, but that's a pretty dickless move to suspend #PattonOswald.