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Aptiva Dave (who?)
@aptivadave.bsky.social
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He/him, Choctaw, #antifa #landback, Software Developer, Comic book nerd, lover of all things Star Wars and punk rock.

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For those wondering what the gif was...
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Yeah, but the real question is will either of them get a kick ass pinball machine tie-in?
The pinball machine tie-in for the 1994 film, "Mary Shelley's 'Frankenstein'".
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Yep, #antifa is now middle-aged white women in the suburbs...
"And I said, 'What the heck is that?'" said Fisher, a 49-year-old mother of three. "I did not say heck."
October 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Like my For You tab is filled with shit like this....

I mean, it was bad before, but my god the algorithm has turned this shit up to 11!
Twitter post from an account called "Native Patriot". Post reads: "Imma different kind of native My attitude is of gratitude My homeland is America My heart bleeds red white & ble Woke Marxist 'Indigenous' had their mind conquered by commies Happy Columbus Day! 🫡🇺🇸" It is accompanied by 2 pictures. One is of an indigenous person flipping off Mount Rushmore. The other picture is of, I'm assuming, the account owner in the woods wearing a headdress or war bonnet.
October 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Hey guy, new bumper sticker #DonaldTrumpIsFuckingSatan #SouthPark
Satan and Donald Trump in bed, from this current season of "South Park".
September 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Man in a gas mask and camp, riding in a jeep through a war torn area, with the caption, "Hey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but I'm still gonna need them to release those Epstein files."
September 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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If you see this, qrp your current top 5 on repeat!
My Spotify top 5 songs on repeat. "My Friends Over You" by New Found Glory, "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit, "Sweetness" by Jimmy Eat World, "Hash Pipe" by Weezer, and "Understatement" by New Found Glory
September 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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So nice that I made it my wallpaper and lockscreen
Batman
September 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The "right way". Fuck off, Ezra
Charlie Kirk quote: Black women do not have the brain processing to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person's slot.
September 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Uh....
He's back from the dead and wants to spam me? #Stanlee #marvel #comics
Facebook Messenger alert featuring Stan Lee invite to his channel
September 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Without saying The Matrix, fav Keanu Reeves Film?
Movie poster for the film, "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"
September 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Your last saved picture is your moral philosophy
Picture of Chris Parnell as the doctor from "30 Rock", with the caption "Crystal method has been shown to he very effective."
September 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Doctor Evazan from Star Wars Episode Four: A New Hope
September 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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I miss the Fridays we used to have at work. Smaller IT department back then, but we could come in on a Friday, get most of our work done by 10:30, and then "look busy" the rest of the day.
Andy from "The Office", wearing a tan jacket, blue shirt, and red bow tie, with the caption, "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you leave them."
September 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I see they're going for the Arlington look
Logo for the City of Arlington, Texas. A stylized capital A with a star in the middle.
September 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?
Dave Grohl yelling that he made lasagna
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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March 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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I swear, these people think that the film "Ladybugs" was a fucking documentary
Poster for the 90s comedy "Ladybugs", starring Rodney Dangerfield
February 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is now your therapist.
Kirk Van Houten saying, "Uh, just throw it over the fence. Let Arby's worry about it."
January 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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The number one movie at the box office on your 10th birthday is how 2025 will turn out for you.

There maybe some hope yet...
Movie poster for the 1990 film "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
January 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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I would pay good money if someone sold poster sized versions of the 1990 #NBA Hoops cards. #sports #basketball #michaeljordon #sportscards
The 1990 NBA Hoops Michael Jordan card.
January 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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So, that's where the cover of Sub Pop 200 gets it's inspiration from? #musicsky
The cover of the compilation album, "Sub Pop 200"
December 25, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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This goofy ass motherfucker ain't saving you from drowning
Water safety poster at the hotel we're staying at. Goofy looking guy looking through binoculars, with the caption of "Missing person? Check water first."
December 23, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Famous Star Trek character, Officer TJ Hooker
December 21, 2024 at 5:13 AM