les swimming poules!
@angryonabus.bsky.social
another iteration of the nonsense artist sometimes known as etben. they/them, late 30s. usually in Boston, but sometimes I go to the woods to Live Ridiculously
I love my family so so so much, and we had — honestly, SUCH a nice visit? great food, enough time with everybody while still being able to retreat at the end of the day, nobody said anything super fucked up, I think my brother’s partner actually doesn’t hate me?
— but god, I need a weekend now. 😭
— but god, I need a weekend now. 😭
January 12, 2026 at 11:26 AM
I love my family so so so much, and we had — honestly, SUCH a nice visit? great food, enough time with everybody while still being able to retreat at the end of the day, nobody said anything super fucked up, I think my brother’s partner actually doesn’t hate me?
— but god, I need a weekend now. 😭
— but god, I need a weekend now. 😭
Home visiting family…and my brother is taking us to a drag show.
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Home visiting family…and my brother is taking us to a drag show.
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
“Can you talk about some of the unexpected consequences you expect to see as a consequence of this budget?”
…🙃
…🙃
January 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
“Can you talk about some of the unexpected consequences you expect to see as a consequence of this budget?”
…🙃
…🙃
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i do not like this "work" and you may quote me on that
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
i do not like this "work" and you may quote me on that
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Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
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Hi, I'm...my own ovaries? 😬 they didn't kill me, obviously, but they DID break my nose.
Introduce yourself with something that almost killed you:
Hello, Bluesky, I'm college.
Hello, Bluesky, I'm college.
Introduce yourself with something that almost killed you:
Hello, Bluesky, I'm measles
Hello, Bluesky, I'm measles
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Hi, I'm...my own ovaries? 😬 they didn't kill me, obviously, but they DID break my nose.
The Crimes Continue
January 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The Crimes Continue
A criminal at work.
January 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
A criminal at work.
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I'm inside with my friends
we build fires and pretend
that the night could just bend on forever
while outside in the frost
are the wolves and the lost
and we sing to the dogs or whoever
don't let me into this year with an empty heart
youtu.be/mQmrIeC6_YA?...
we build fires and pretend
that the night could just bend on forever
while outside in the frost
are the wolves and the lost
and we sing to the dogs or whoever
don't let me into this year with an empty heart
youtu.be/mQmrIeC6_YA?...
Empty Hearts
YouTube video by Josh Ritter - Topic
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I'm inside with my friends
we build fires and pretend
that the night could just bend on forever
while outside in the frost
are the wolves and the lost
and we sing to the dogs or whoever
don't let me into this year with an empty heart
youtu.be/mQmrIeC6_YA?...
we build fires and pretend
that the night could just bend on forever
while outside in the frost
are the wolves and the lost
and we sing to the dogs or whoever
don't let me into this year with an empty heart
youtu.be/mQmrIeC6_YA?...
“There’s a website where you can find pictures of boobs —“
“I think there are…a couple of websites where you can do that.”
NYE is off to a great start!
“I think there are…a couple of websites where you can do that.”
NYE is off to a great start!
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
“There’s a website where you can find pictures of boobs —“
“I think there are…a couple of websites where you can do that.”
NYE is off to a great start!
“I think there are…a couple of websites where you can do that.”
NYE is off to a great start!
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Harry du Bois feeling extremely jealous of and desperate to impress and also outdo Benoit Blanc but distracted by how incredibly horny he is for Blanc and how much he wants to be him and also have sex with him. Says some of this out loud as everyone stares aghast
December 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Harry du Bois feeling extremely jealous of and desperate to impress and also outdo Benoit Blanc but distracted by how incredibly horny he is for Blanc and how much he wants to be him and also have sex with him. Says some of this out loud as everyone stares aghast
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
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and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, shouted-
Tax the fucking billionaires into nonexistence and feed the hungry children
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, shouted-
Poked through my WIP file and decided that this was also done! BG3, team gen, 3k. Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir vs. taxonomy.
dog or no dog - etben - Baldur's Gate (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Poked through my WIP file and decided that this was also done! BG3, team gen, 3k. Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir vs. taxonomy.
Happy Friday! I wrote gay hockey idiots in love, with a bonus appearance by the great city of Boston.
esplanade - etben - Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Happy Friday! I wrote gay hockey idiots in love, with a bonus appearance by the great city of Boston.
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The Onion, non-stop winning
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The Onion, non-stop winning
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all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind
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Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP