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@angryonabus.bsky.social
another iteration of the nonsense artist sometimes known as etben. they/them, late 30s. usually in Boston, but sometimes I go to the woods to Live Ridiculously
20 seconds of aggressively purring Bellara for you this morning.
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
20 seconds of aggressively purring Bellara for you this morning.
The problem with going in to sit with the prisoner while I eat breakfast: she sat down in my lap and is having herself a little snoozle and oh my gosh she’s PURRING, what do you mean, I can’t possibly MOVE her!
October 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The problem with going in to sit with the prisoner while I eat breakfast: she sat down in my lap and is having herself a little snoozle and oh my gosh she’s PURRING, what do you mean, I can’t possibly MOVE her!
“Escape from solitary confinement? Me? Never!*”
* 10 minutes ago
* 10 minutes ago
October 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
“Escape from solitary confinement? Me? Never!*”
* 10 minutes ago
* 10 minutes ago
But the prisoner was in good spirits, particularly once she had managed to subdue her captor.
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
But the prisoner was in good spirits, particularly once she had managed to subdue her captor.
Bellara update: woke up this morning to discover that @rayoflight.bsky.social had implemented a Contraption in order to keep her from breaking out of solitary confinement.
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Bellara update: woke up this morning to discover that @rayoflight.bsky.social had implemented a Contraption in order to keep her from breaking out of solitary confinement.
Hello and welcome to Miss Bellara Maevaris Reneben, our new Junior Statescat! Hobbies include being so so so long, looking alarmed, and purring ferociously.
October 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hello and welcome to Miss Bellara Maevaris Reneben, our new Junior Statescat! Hobbies include being so so so long, looking alarmed, and purring ferociously.
RIP to the Lady Sif, Elder Statescat of the Reneben household, our Halloween void-beast who snuck into our basement and our hearts.
You were a great cat - terrible at absolutely everything else, but great at Cat. We’ll miss you, beastie.
You were a great cat - terrible at absolutely everything else, but great at Cat. We’ll miss you, beastie.
October 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
RIP to the Lady Sif, Elder Statescat of the Reneben household, our Halloween void-beast who snuck into our basement and our hearts.
You were a great cat - terrible at absolutely everything else, but great at Cat. We’ll miss you, beastie.
You were a great cat - terrible at absolutely everything else, but great at Cat. We’ll miss you, beastie.
Makes me laugh every time I see it.
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Makes me laugh every time I see it.
By age 35, you should have at least one friend you can text when your grocery store reorganizes the produce section unexpectedly.
June 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
By age 35, you should have at least one friend you can text when your grocery store reorganizes the produce section unexpectedly.
What a great day to be at work until 8:30 or later! 🙃
…I will say that it is VERY nice to see the sun again after, what, a week and a half of rain?
…I will say that it is VERY nice to see the sun again after, what, a week and a half of rain?
April 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
What a great day to be at work until 8:30 or later! 🙃
…I will say that it is VERY nice to see the sun again after, what, a week and a half of rain?
…I will say that it is VERY nice to see the sun again after, what, a week and a half of rain?
I keep feeling like that “no fears / one fear” meme, except that I actually had quite a few fears already, so it’s more like this:
March 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I keep feeling like that “no fears / one fear” meme, except that I actually had quite a few fears already, so it’s more like this:
She is being SO brave!! By which I mean that she let a Man perceive her - a Standing Man, even! - from only half a room away.
January 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
She is being SO brave!! By which I mean that she let a Man perceive her - a Standing Man, even! - from only half a room away.
without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
December 28, 2024 at 4:16 PM
without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
What I’m saying is, the impulse to print this post out and give it to every single member of my family is EXTREMELY strong.
December 26, 2024 at 10:00 PM
What I’m saying is, the impulse to print this post out and give it to every single member of my family is EXTREMELY strong.
My parents’ dog is a Good Boy, even if he does have the eyes of a haunted Victorian orphan.
December 24, 2024 at 5:12 PM
My parents’ dog is a Good Boy, even if he does have the eyes of a haunted Victorian orphan.
This is the third or fourth time I’ve gotten a call from someone else’s urologist… part of me wonders if it’s a scam, but I can’t figure out how that would work. 🧐
December 18, 2024 at 6:15 PM
This is the third or fourth time I’ve gotten a call from someone else’s urologist… part of me wonders if it’s a scam, but I can’t figure out how that would work. 🧐
…yeah, that tracks
December 4, 2024 at 8:59 PM
…yeah, that tracks
do we do #wipwednesday over here? fuck it, i'm writing again for the first time in a hot minute, AND i remembered it was wednesday, we're doing this.
veilguard, probably neve/lucanis eventually. working title: coffee shop non-AU
veilguard, probably neve/lucanis eventually. working title: coffee shop non-AU
November 28, 2024 at 1:48 AM
do we do #wipwednesday over here? fuck it, i'm writing again for the first time in a hot minute, AND i remembered it was wednesday, we're doing this.
veilguard, probably neve/lucanis eventually. working title: coffee shop non-AU
veilguard, probably neve/lucanis eventually. working title: coffee shop non-AU
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
November 27, 2024 at 12:28 PM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
Oh, we’re SO back.
November 1, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Oh, we’re SO back.
#BG3Problems: “Oh, I could climb those!”
October 30, 2024 at 9:41 PM
#BG3Problems: “Oh, I could climb those!”