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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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sent the typo "midwets" and I think that's my new name for the Great Lakes tbh
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
convinced jury duty is just a social experiment. not in a "the noble experiment of democracy" way or whatever. literally: how long can 14 people sit silently in a room together before someone goddamn loses it. will the holistic-health-is-medicine lady pitch us an MLM product before we're done? etc
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i wish i had one single ounce of hope about there being AH consequence for this
Several Chicago newsrooms have been quietly collaborating to bring big ICE stories to the forefront.

In this story today, we found that feds used chemical weapons on Chicagoans at least 49 times during immigration raids — even after a judge said to stop.
Feds Used Chemical Weapons On Chicagoans At Least 49 Times — Even After Judge Said To Stop
Contrary to federal claims about attacks on agents, most of these incidents appear to involve nonviolent protesters or bystanders.
blockclubchicago.org
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
the quality of parking/driving in the jury parking garage does not instill much faith in the institution.
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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It does feel like we're all going insane. We *know* he's implicated in Epstein's abuse. He's lashing out, in a misogynistic way, when questioned about it. We know. Why isn't every news stations 24hour coverage of the president being a child abuser? It should be wall-to-wall
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i've been sitting in the jury waiting room for more than an hour & i was just thinking, gosh i'm proud of these people for putting their phones on silent. then in the last 5min: office theme song, a couple notes of a BSB song, the beginning of a video that started "america has had the audacity..."
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
expecting to see a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED sign hanging on trump tower any day now
National Guard members sent to the Chicago area will return home as the Department of Homeland Security has left its command center at an area military base, according to media reports. blockclubchi.co/4pkxEjb
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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You know what’s wild? In a couple of days there’s going to be another week.
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
don't you think there is a part of trump's brain that's proud to be such a hot topic in the emails?
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
this is fucking BLEAK
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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What in the UCB sketch cram is going on here
This is Russian company "Idol" with their anthropomorphic, AI robot being shown for the first time

It takes a few steps and immediately falls over

The sound only makes it funnier
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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instead we're like omg do you think THIS credible charge of serial abuse will be the one that sticks???
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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sometimes just for fun i like to imagine a world where metoo ACTUALLY went "too far." these guys would be cowering in their safe rooms rn. we would be crowdfunding bounties. their assets would be seized and their names stricken from history.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
ah yes, the classic gradient > metallic > bronze word art setting. absolutely reeks of luxury.
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
there are still good people and good things happening in this miserable country. what a night
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Hey TikTok witches, your aim is getting better! Keep it up!
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM