lauren
@awesomejuice.bsky.social
joe's crab shack & pasta shorts
she/her
she/her
a shocking amount of the garage looks like this
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
a shocking amount of the garage looks like this
this is fucking BLEAK
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
this is fucking BLEAK
funniest possible version of this
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
funniest possible version of this
google saw this headline and said: lauren must see this. (not wrong)
August 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
google saw this headline and said: lauren must see this. (not wrong)
nerds clusters are just a yassified version of these things from the 90s
August 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
nerds clusters are just a yassified version of these things from the 90s
he's very proud of himself for getting picked over the laptop
August 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
he's very proud of himself for getting picked over the laptop
this is much more accurate than the seasons quiz lol whatsaltareyou.com
August 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
this is much more accurate than the seasons quiz lol whatsaltareyou.com
less than 10 minutes ago, i had to separate these two bc they were fighting so hard i was worried one of them would get genuinely hurt. BROS!
August 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
less than 10 minutes ago, i had to separate these two bc they were fighting so hard i was worried one of them would get genuinely hurt. BROS!
hehe! they're to hold your plant propagations of course! 😁
August 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
hehe! they're to hold your plant propagations of course! 😁
gotta say, i've never trusted anything less
July 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
gotta say, i've never trusted anything less
saw this at the liquor store tonight, and like.......who is this for? what bizarre corporate synergy did the algorithm find to make this happen. what a stupid time to be alive
July 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
saw this at the liquor store tonight, and like.......who is this for? what bizarre corporate synergy did the algorithm find to make this happen. what a stupid time to be alive
another month has gone by and they just! keep! growing! they refuse to accept the fact that now only one of them really fits on top of the tower at a time 😽
July 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
another month has gone by and they just! keep! growing! they refuse to accept the fact that now only one of them really fits on top of the tower at a time 😽
me, an art director, spends hours digging into a digital project that i have 5% knowledge of and finding a fix that needs to happen to ensure future success.
me: hi team, here's what needs to be looked at by someone with actual knowledge of the project & data
them:
me: hi team, here's what needs to be looked at by someone with actual knowledge of the project & data
them:
July 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
me, an art director, spends hours digging into a digital project that i have 5% knowledge of and finding a fix that needs to happen to ensure future success.
me: hi team, here's what needs to be looked at by someone with actual knowledge of the project & data
them:
me: hi team, here's what needs to be looked at by someone with actual knowledge of the project & data
them:
i keep getting these ads about moving to canada and i really wished it was easy for me to take them up on it
July 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i keep getting these ads about moving to canada and i really wished it was easy for me to take them up on it
spotted over my house in jefferson park. aliens? gandalf?? new pigeon pope??? @blockclubchi.bsky.social help!
July 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
spotted over my house in jefferson park. aliens? gandalf?? new pigeon pope??? @blockclubchi.bsky.social help!
i'll give you twenty crisp american dollars if you can say you'd ever heard of either of these products. the fuck is microsoft ever doing
July 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
i'll give you twenty crisp american dollars if you can say you'd ever heard of either of these products. the fuck is microsoft ever doing
man i love office culture™️
June 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
man i love office culture™️
to offset my news horror reskeets today, here is a perfect peony bush blooming in my back yard
June 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
to offset my news horror reskeets today, here is a perfect peony bush blooming in my back yard
wtf is this youtubetv
June 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
wtf is this youtubetv
look how much they've grown in ONE MONTH 🥲
June 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
look how much they've grown in ONE MONTH 🥲