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lauren
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joe's crab shack & pasta shorts

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a shocking amount of the garage looks like this
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
completely!! i get soooo many retail industry newsletters that are talking out both sides of their mouth re: AI's effect on the future of shopping. i'm with you that it's going to push people into stores - not into the arms of some AI agent shopping assistant.
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
unfortunately i think it'll be more like:
robot 1: she googled a rug
robot 2: here are 4 she might like that are vaguely related
1: lets go with #3
2: ok. i'll send #1 because it aligns more closely with my brand's quarterly sales goals & initiatives
1: i would love to help you with that
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i guess traditional marketing has run itself into the ground by making itself *so annoying* that no one pays attention to it anymore. gotta invent something else to keep it relevant!! (i hate it here)
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Reposted by lauren
instead we're like omg do you think THIS credible charge of serial abuse will be the one that sticks???
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
i saw that when i drove home a this summer! truly shocking
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i give you permission to quit a book that you aren't in love with. life is too short, and there are too many books, to spend time with ones that you don't love. (i say that as a person who Does Not Quit Stuff lol)
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM