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Tired. So very, very tired.
If this is yet more stuff that the govt will have known about but sat on for the sake of sending mandy to Washington to coddle the tangerine tyrant then this has to become existential for McSweeney who allegedly fought hard to keep him in post when all of this first started.
big Epstein-Mandelson scoop coming up soon
February 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Just so happens a very convenient 2 year long window has opened up recently due in part to the fact that no one wants to play there ever since that decaying tangerine prick slapped his name on it
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 14h
The Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington will close for roughly two years to allow for extensive renovations, President Donald Trump said. https://cnn.it/3LLBKTp
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Welp....
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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The Epstein files would never have been seen again if they’d hidden them in one of the cinemas where the Melania documentary is playing.
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
They must really be hurting for money now with this kind of posturing. In fact, when it comes to tech bros, I'm convinced that the higher they value something, the closer it is to complete collapse
January 30, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Really thinking/hoping that solar panels combined with home batteries become as commonplace as double/triple glazed windows in the coming years
"A total of 262,000 solar installations were carried out in the UK in 2025, reflecting a 37% increase year-on-year. This was the highest recorded total since 2011" - via the Tele
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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It can't be a financial cinematic failure if it never plays in cinemas
January 30, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Welcome to those humans migrating over from TikTok! We may not have sexy dance trends or viral recipes for you here, but we have enthralling morning commute footage!
January 29, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Breaking:

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Man tackled to ground after spraying unknown substance on Rep. Ilhan Omar at town hall in Minneapolis.
January 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Not content with killing unarmed adults and shoving witnesses into oncoming traffic, these fucking ghouls are now TEARGASSING PRESCHOOLERS.

And yet there still isn't a peep out of the UK media in terms of the tories and farages tory reject parade wanting their own version of this horror show here
“This is a preschool you stupid motherf*ckers!”

(From Somali Snaps)
January 27, 2026 at 6:20 PM
January 27, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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NO MORE TRECHCOAT FOR YOU YOU STUPID SHORT NAZI MOTHERFUCKER

we still gotta send this guy to prison tho
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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The bond is broken, you broke it, and what is broken can never be unbroken.

On behalf of the UK - and many, many others who you’ve betrayed - go fuck yourself.
January 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
To the surprise of literally no one
🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Suella Braverman defects to Reform UK.

Another failed Tory joins Farage.

Vote for Reform UK, get the worst of the Tories.
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Face reveal. Wrong answers only.
January 25, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
January 25, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Feels like we really, seriously need to start heavily tying F*rage and Bad-Enoch to what's going on in America right now, they've both publicly said they want exactly the same thing in the UK.

That needs to be made a talking point in any and all interviews with them going forward.
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Zack speaks about the unfair status quo, the need to tax the uber wealthy, workable solutions for immigration, cost-of-living, NHS, climate change and better public services… if you’re against any of that, I’m afraid you’re the bad guy
Zack Polanski's policies are only extreme if you're of the right wing persuasion, there's nothing extreme about wanting a safe and healthy planet for all and for the working class to get a fair share of what they produce.
#TaxTheRich
#EatTheRich
January 24, 2026 at 6:11 PM
January 23, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Isn't this a telling aspiration? To want robots to look after your kids, so you can do stuff, rather than robots to do stuff, so you can spend time with your kids?

The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.
January 22, 2026 at 5:39 PM