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@rmcl82.bsky.social
Work in politics. Here to provide political and societal witticisms…or the closest equivalent I can manage. Mainly UK, European and US politics, although I’m an equal opportunities satirist.

Also an amateur - and slightly experimental - cook.
Pinned
* Interested in ending human rights and dignity?

* Are you a racist, rapist or paedophile looking to rebrand as a “political prisoner”?

* Thinking about strip mining UK public services and selling off the ashes?

Nige will oblige!

Join Reform UK today at their Moscow, Dubai or Florida offices 👍🏻
The correct response is to shake your head and laugh since Stephen Yaxley-Lennon found Jesus in prison in much the same way that Adolf Hitler found racial and interethnic tolerance when he was inside.
December 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If only there had been some way for the UK to have full access to the Single Market and Customs Unions, participation in all EU funding programmes, representation in EU institutions and influence over EU law, opt-outs of things we don’t like, and a rebate on financial contributions.

If only…
December 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Actual headline: “Client media to convince poor people that the interests of rich people are somehow good for them, and worth getting angry about. Brexit cited as prime example of how spectacularly well this can work”
December 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Always somewhat amused when I see folk citing Magna Carta for their (usually right-wing) fuckwittery.

Fun fact: only three clauses of Magna Carta remain in force - relating to the freedom of the Church of England, the ancient liberties of the City of London, and the right to due legal process.
December 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Handy guide for MAGA cunts to clear up any confusion:

* Greenland belongs to Greenlanders;
* Canada belongs to Canadians;
* Ukraine belongs to Ukrainians;
* A woman’s body belongs to her;
* The White House belongs to the American people;
* You belong in prison/on a gallows/in Hell.

Happy to help.
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
But of course Farage will remain welcome, because it’s not like he plans to do anything to hurt ordinary people, the social security and public services they rely on, or their jobs and the economy that means folk actually have disposable income to spend in the pub.
December 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Honestly, those immigrants - constantly responsible for violent crime and undermining British values, decency, and law and order…
December 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
In a nonsensical world, broadening and deepening this relationship makes so much sense.

Let’s do it!
As the Trump administration turns its attention away from Europe, Britain and Canada will double down on their relationship in 2026 with an "ambitious" new strategic partnership, Ralph Goodale, Canada’s High Commissioner to London, told POLITICO.
Canada eyes an ‘ambitious’ new partnership with Britain amid Trump turmoil
The two countries’ relationship is “incredibly valuable in the kind of dangerous and turbulent world in which we live,” Canada’s High Commissioner to London, Ralph Goodale, tells POLITICO as he steps down.
www.politico.eu
December 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
How about we start with the US National Security Strategy, and the blatant interference in free and fair elections it represents?

Then we can turn to the even more blatant manipulation of people, politics and judicial processes through foreign ownership of our print, broadcast and social media.
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Lawyer: “Your honour, I would like to submit the words of Liz Truss as supporting evidence.”

Judge: “Case dismissed.”
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
How about we settle this case with 5 billion fuck yous instead?

Do we have a deal, or would you like to hold out for 10 billion fuck yous instead?
December 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
The best thing the BBC could do is to broadcast the speech in full. No commentary, no analysis - just this cunt’s own words.
Trump: "I'm suing the BBC for putting words in my mouth ... I guess they used AI or something"
December 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Nothing says sanity and mental competence quite like repeatedly asserting your sanity and mental competence over and over again…
December 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Nope - what Reform Ltd has is:

* a few very wealthy donors who spy an opportunity to make more money or remove bothersome rights and regulations;
* some foreign backers intent on harming the UK;
* a number of bots and paid mouthpieces; and
* lots of poor suckers who are just being exploited.
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Can’t say anything these days, freedom of speech is under attack, was just making a joke - lighten up, snowflakes keep getting upset about hurty words etc. etc…
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
There is no crisis here. Just fresh confirmation that this lot should have been gotten rid of decades, or even centuries, ago…
December 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
So piracy as well as murder now then…

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cy...
Follow live: US seizes oil tanker near Venezuela, Trump says
The US president said the tanker was the
www.bbc.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Dear Diary,

Got civilisationally erased again today, and murdered on a UK street by a rampaging swarm of lawless, swan-eating invaders for the tenth time this year alone.

Thoroughly grumpy about the whole state of affairs, and even tea and biscuits didn’t help.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I wouldn’t even trust him with that ice cream, let alone trust him to act lawfully and ethically, or in accordance with those “British values” he allegedly embodies…
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
“Nice deal you’ve got there - would be a shame if anything were to happen to it.

Of course, I’d be happy to take care of it for you, if you just do a little something for me in return…”
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Breaking news: FIFA to announce that Donald Trump will keep the World Cup in perpetuity after Trump’s forthcoming, and completely unprecedented, double hat-trick in the final.

No-one has ever scored goals like them, and many think Trump is the hottest striker in the world…
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
He clearly just wants to do his bit and make a contribution…just not by paying taxes and stuff though - heaven forbid…
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Congratulations to Donald Trump on winning the inaugural FIFA Piece of Shit Prize. Can’t think of a more deserving winner…
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Great work by Politico Declassified with this description of the EU Quarter in Brussels 🤭
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM