rmcl82.bsky.social
@rmcl82.bsky.social
Work in politics. Here to provide political and societal witticisms…or the closest equivalent I can manage. Mainly UK, European and US politics, although I’m an equal opportunities satirist.

Also an amateur - and slightly experimental - cook.
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* Interested in ending human rights and dignity?

* Are you a racist, rapist or paedophile looking to rebrand as a “political prisoner”?

* Thinking about strip mining UK public services and selling off the ashes?

Nige will oblige!

Join Reform UK today at their Moscow, Dubai or Florida offices 👍🏻
It’s absolutely outrageous that asylum seekers should laugh and dance. They should really be quiet, dignified and law-abiding like far-right rioters…
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Odds on the final being moved to Mar-a-Lago…?
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
The Louvre announce their latest masterpiece…
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Well, everyone experiments in school or university, don’t they - some with smoking, sexuality or drugs, others with fascism and the wholesale betrayal of the UK, democracy and human decency…
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I almost never agree with Reform UK types, but…
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“We must stand up to far right rhetoric by using exactly the same rhetoric, and rejecting their policies by delivering them…”
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In an era of constant new lows when it comes to migration, this is a whole new level.

Illegal migration isn’t tearing this country apart, as Shabana Mahmood claimed - dangerous rhetoric and policies from concentration camps are what’s tearing this country apart.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Refugees’ jewellery could be seized to pay for asylum costs, says Home Office minister
Idea borrowed from Denmark is latest attempt to reduce number of refugees coming to UK
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
They fuck you up, the Home Office.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Refugees to face 20-year wait to settle permanently under asylum reforms - BBC News
Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood is expected to announce major reforms to the asylum system on Monday.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
The playbook is clear:

Step 1: deport NHS staff;

Step 2: waiting lists grow and NHS ceases to function;

Step 3: abolish NHS, sell assets, and force everyone onto private healthcare;

Step 4: Rich get richer and Nigel Farage buys new mansion (probably in someone else’s name for tax purposes).
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
And this from the party of faith, freedom and law and order…
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Wear it like a badge of honour ✊🏻
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
“It’s outrageous that refugees don’t integrate” says government making it impossible for refugees to integrate.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK set to limit refugees to temporary stays
Shabana Mahmood is expected to say the era of permanent protection for refugees is over, in major changes to the UK's asylum and immigration system.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
If the BBC must apologise for calling a spade a spade, and a fascist a fascist, fine - whatever. A mistake was made.

The fascist cunt should absolutely not get a single penny of British licence fee payer money though. He can fuck off, and then fuck off some more🖕🏻

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC apologises to Trump over Panorama edit but refuses to pay compensation
Lawyers for the US president have threatened to sue the corporation for $1bn (£759m).
www.bbc.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Anyone who is “pro-worker”, who “values competence, stability and public services”, and who has “environmental concern” and yet is planning to vote Reform, is a useful idiot - nothing more.

Think you’re angry, anxious, insecure and betrayed now? You ain’t seen nothing yet…
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
If it’s not possible to get the Epstein Files released because Republicans would rather protect pedophiles than victims, maybe a patriotic staff member could leave them in a bathroom in Congress or somewhere.

After all, classified/secret documents are always secure when left in a bathroom, right?
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Ah, come now - I’m sure Trump just spent hours in the company of a young sex trafficking victim, in a rapist sex-trafficker’s house, talking about tariff policy in a very stable genius-like way…
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If there are no real legal grounds for the BBC to fear a court case or to pay anything, that’s great.

That said, none of the payments made to Trump by media firms previously would seem to have been based on legal grounds, as opposed to just caving in to bare-faced threats and extortion.
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Have to disagree here - this incident would have been infinitely worse if it had happened under the previous Tory Government or under a future Reform one.

As it is, nerves just need to be held and the BBC will get past what was a stupid mistake, and nothing more.

www.politico.eu/article/bbc-...
The BBC’s fight with Trump couldn’t have come at a worse time
The BBC is about to renegotiate its charter with the U.K. government.
www.politico.eu
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“Is this how you treat your best ally” said leader of country responsible for imposing tariffs on the UK, and whose allies have called for the overthrow of the UK Government and subversion of our laws and courts…
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Just in case there’s any confusion (or people pretending to be confused, but who know exactly what they’re doing).
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“Yes my office was in a building owned by the company, I knew the director personally and toured his warehouse, and he contacted me personally to demand special treatment - which he subsequently received - but I know nothing about any of this.”

Well I’m convinced…
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Actual headline: “Fascistic cunts outraged that politician fails to wear symbol honouring those who have died fighting fascistic cunts”…

www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
Lammy’s lack of poppy during PMQs branded a ‘disgrace’
The Deputy Prime Minister could later be seen wearing a badge about 15 minutes into the session.
www.standard.co.uk
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM