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Tired. So very, very tired.
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The playbook is clear:

Step 1: deport NHS staff;

Step 2: waiting lists grow and NHS ceases to function;

Step 3: abolish NHS, sell assets, and force everyone onto private healthcare;

Step 4: Rich get richer and Nigel Farage buys new mansion (probably in someone else’s name for tax purposes).
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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This feels like an ad written, directed *and* acted by people who have
1. Never played a game
2. Never watched anyone play a game
3. Never seen anyone interact with Alexa
4. Never seen anyone interact full stop
5. Never been alone in a room?
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Exclusive live footage from inside the Treasury
a cartoon character says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
ALT: a cartoon character says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Me to myself after surviving Monday
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Banter timeline;

Next Director General =
Gary Lineker

Next head of BBC News = @lewisgoodall.com
BREAKING: BBC has confirmed Tim Davie is to step down as BBC Director General
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You guys did the thing ❤️
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Ready for Halloween 🤭
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My Mount Rushmore of PS2 games
October 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Fucking Waitrose! Hope the manager chokes on their quail eggs! apple.news/A-HVqNrxfQaK...
Asda hires autistic man who was let go by Waitrose after years of volunteering — The Guardian
Waitrose asked Tom Boyd not to return when he asked for a few hours of paid work after years as unpaid shelf stacker
apple.news
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
October 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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And now we go live to Kent County Council for the Reform group meeting.
October 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Lettuce rejoice 🥬👑
The Daily Star's livestream of the Liz Truss lettuce has been acquired by the British Film Institute's National Archive for a collection of significant pieces of online video. The BFI's curator said it was "a seminal moment in British political history" www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...
Daily Star's 60p Lettuce Liz that lasted longer than Truss immortalised by BFI
The lettuce livestream has been acquired by the British Film Institute’s National Archive as part of a digital collection featuring 400 significant pieces of British online video content
www.dailystar.co.uk
October 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Yeah, sure
October 17, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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I can see why Reform would oppose measures to prevent money laundering. Maybe banks should check money going *into* bank accounts - particularly when it's Russian money going into Reform politicians' bank accounts...
October 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
October 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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The look I give my bestie when she asks a question in the last minute of a meeting 🙄
October 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Your Prime Day reminder that Amazon...

-Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine
-Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund
-Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump
-Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump
October 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
October 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Just when everyone thought EA couldn't get more loveable 🙃
EA has announced it is being acquired and taken private in a $55 billion deal involving Silver Lake, Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund, and Affinity Partners, which is founded and led by Jared Kushner www.theverge.com/news/787112/...
$55 billion EA buyout hands Madden over to investors including Saudi Arabia and Jared Kushner
EA will be privately owned once the deal closes.
www.theverge.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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[The Avengers checking out dating profiles]

IRON MAN: how about this person? Smash or pass?

CAPTAIN AMERICA: smash

BLACK WIDOW: smash

HULK: smash

THOR: sm-

[everyone stares at HULK, eyes narrowing]
September 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
September 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM