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Tired. So very, very tired.
That would require him to 1. Be self aware, 2. Give a shit about anything other than himself and money, and 3. Have any empathy... at all...

So chances are slim to none i'd say
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
We're glad to have you over here 😊
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November 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I remember watching this live. Genuinely proud to be able to say "I was there" for this 😅

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOVG...
The moment Daily Star's Lizzy Lettuce outlasted Liz Truss as Prime Minister
YouTube video by The Mirror
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November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sounds like whamaggedon is upon us again then 🫡
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November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Haven't we been here before? Operation "save big dog" springs to mind. And look how that ended both for the tories and for the country as a whole.
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Easy solution to this problem is to not wear any
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
You're a sub? I did hear that somewhere actually
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Oh, you wanted girth too? Should have checked my onlyfans then 🤭
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The "Heads I win, Tails you lose" joke from friends springs to mind
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I got you x (arm for scale)
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Given that we're discussing onlyfans, the immediate follow up question is.... eat what? 👀
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Is the health care in the room with us right now?
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
That's an awfully compelling plot going on there, especially the last two 🥵
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Failing that an ewok gang sounds pretty cool too
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November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM