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christmas fan 🎁🎅🎄 |

🌈 a very gay (he OMG PRONOUNS) |

tylenol user |

some sort of leftist |

🚲 bicycle enjoyer |

🌱 vegan soyboy |

fokker f28 appreciator |

🤘 avid listener of weird/obscure metal music |
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i'm thinking of culling my youtube subscriptions because i'm realizing that most of the channels i'm subscribed to are ones i never watch anymore lol
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
oh hell yeah what a Take
Revenge/physical combat was how people settled things for literally millions of years, it's normal human behavior, we're wolves not sheep, the government project trying to social engineer us and domesticate us into sheep has been unsuccessful
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
this is the sort of stuff you write and proudly publish when no one ever tells you "no" lol
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect

insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
when u dont quite understand the prompt:
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
my MOST woke opinion is that even if trans athletes had huge advantages over cis athletes, they should still be allowed to compete in every sport

basically every professional athlete has significant genetic advantages that allow them to compete at the top level (height, etc)
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I LOVE MY BIG GAY FAGGOT PRESIDENT !!
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
lol
Trump un-endorses Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
say what you will about the Operator™ types, but i'm pretty sure they wouldn't be having a dance party right outside a concentration camp
Anti-ICE protesters held an 80’s-themed yoga class outside the Portland ICE facility.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i know we've had ample evidence of this for a long time, but it still continues to impress me how weird and dumb our 'elites' are lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i dont know anything about this person but when they get unbanned im gonna bully them for being a whiny baby
Fucking hell Sarah just take your three days like our lord and savior and then come back even more on your bullshit
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
holy shit i am so fucking glad i learned to read with phonics
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i believe that i will not travel by air in the united states for the remainder of this decade lol
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
i need to find the nearest yimby sex club (though unfortunately i dont think there currently is one in my city lol)
SJP, Indivisible, Gay Nerd Association, your local YIMBY sex club, environmentalist cult, the NIMBY sex club, your labor union's reform caucus, your un-unionized workplace's group chat; EWOC, Ewok gang, whatever. Fuck you. Get up.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.

Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Yeah :D
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
hot guy on grindr taps me 😃

he's just farming OF subs 🤮🤮🤮
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
DECEASED
incredible new trump photo
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ngl if that was me id totally be touching it too lol

its so squishyyyyyy
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
apparently the mafia isnt a big fan of zohran lol
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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i am in favor of banning jason stanley — and specifically jason stanley — from ever re-entering the united states.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i hope the canadians bully the shit outta him

also if he ever tries to come crawling back we gotta bully the shit outta him twice as hard
Jason Stanley isn’t afraid to use the F-word when talking about President Donald Trump.

The author of How Fascism Works and Erasing History: How Fascists Rewrite the Past to Control the Future is clear: He believes the US is currently under an authoritarian regime led by a fascist leader.
I study fascism. I’ve already fled America.
On this week’s “More To The Story,” former Yale philosophy professor Jason Stanley explains his recent move to Canada and calls the Trump administration’s takeover of the US government a “coup.”
www.motherjones.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
every one of these stories just enrages me more and more
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM