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christmas fan 🎁🎅🎄 |
🌈 a very gay (he OMG PRONOUNS) |
tylenol user |
some sort of leftist |
🚲 bicycle enjoyer |
🌱 vegan soyboy |
fokker f28 appreciator |
🤘 avid listener of weird/obscure metal music |
🌈 a very gay (he OMG PRONOUNS) |
tylenol user |
some sort of leftist |
🚲 bicycle enjoyer |
🌱 vegan soyboy |
fokker f28 appreciator |
🤘 avid listener of weird/obscure metal music |
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thinkimg about the fact that until a few days ago i managed to have no idea who olivia nuzzi was
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
thinkimg about the fact that until a few days ago i managed to have no idea who olivia nuzzi was
im bored im gonna go give myself chatbot psychosis
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
im bored im gonna go give myself chatbot psychosis
i'm thinking of culling my youtube subscriptions because i'm realizing that most of the channels i'm subscribed to are ones i never watch anymore lol
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
i'm thinking of culling my youtube subscriptions because i'm realizing that most of the channels i'm subscribed to are ones i never watch anymore lol
oh hell yeah what a Take
Revenge/physical combat was how people settled things for literally millions of years, it's normal human behavior, we're wolves not sheep, the government project trying to social engineer us and domesticate us into sheep has been unsuccessful
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
oh hell yeah what a Take
this is the sort of stuff you write and proudly publish when no one ever tells you "no" lol
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
this is the sort of stuff you write and proudly publish when no one ever tells you "no" lol
when u dont quite understand the prompt:
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
when u dont quite understand the prompt:
my MOST woke opinion is that even if trans athletes had huge advantages over cis athletes, they should still be allowed to compete in every sport
basically every professional athlete has significant genetic advantages that allow them to compete at the top level (height, etc)
basically every professional athlete has significant genetic advantages that allow them to compete at the top level (height, etc)
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
my MOST woke opinion is that even if trans athletes had huge advantages over cis athletes, they should still be allowed to compete in every sport
basically every professional athlete has significant genetic advantages that allow them to compete at the top level (height, etc)
basically every professional athlete has significant genetic advantages that allow them to compete at the top level (height, etc)
I LOVE MY BIG GAY FAGGOT PRESIDENT !!
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I LOVE MY BIG GAY FAGGOT PRESIDENT !!
lol
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
lol
say what you will about the Operator™ types, but i'm pretty sure they wouldn't be having a dance party right outside a concentration camp
Anti-ICE protesters held an 80’s-themed yoga class outside the Portland ICE facility.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
say what you will about the Operator™ types, but i'm pretty sure they wouldn't be having a dance party right outside a concentration camp
i know we've had ample evidence of this for a long time, but it still continues to impress me how weird and dumb our 'elites' are lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i know we've had ample evidence of this for a long time, but it still continues to impress me how weird and dumb our 'elites' are lol
i dont know anything about this person but when they get unbanned im gonna bully them for being a whiny baby
Fucking hell Sarah just take your three days like our lord and savior and then come back even more on your bullshit
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i dont know anything about this person but when they get unbanned im gonna bully them for being a whiny baby
holy shit i am so fucking glad i learned to read with phonics
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
holy shit i am so fucking glad i learned to read with phonics
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
i believe that i will not travel by air in the united states for the remainder of this decade lol
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i believe that i will not travel by air in the united states for the remainder of this decade lol
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
i need to find the nearest yimby sex club (though unfortunately i dont think there currently is one in my city lol)
SJP, Indivisible, Gay Nerd Association, your local YIMBY sex club, environmentalist cult, the NIMBY sex club, your labor union's reform caucus, your un-unionized workplace's group chat; EWOC, Ewok gang, whatever. Fuck you. Get up.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
i need to find the nearest yimby sex club (though unfortunately i dont think there currently is one in my city lol)
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
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hot guy on grindr taps me 😃
he's just farming OF subs 🤮🤮🤮
he's just farming OF subs 🤮🤮🤮
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
hot guy on grindr taps me 😃
he's just farming OF subs 🤮🤮🤮
he's just farming OF subs 🤮🤮🤮
DECEASED
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
DECEASED
ngl if that was me id totally be touching it too lol
its so squishyyyyyy
its so squishyyyyyy
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
ngl if that was me id totally be touching it too lol
its so squishyyyyyy
its so squishyyyyyy
apparently the mafia isnt a big fan of zohran lol
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
apparently the mafia isnt a big fan of zohran lol
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i am in favor of banning jason stanley — and specifically jason stanley — from ever re-entering the united states.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i am in favor of banning jason stanley — and specifically jason stanley — from ever re-entering the united states.