Andy
@andycrcl.bsky.social
Guy who has definitely seen a pipe before, “Getting a lot of pipe vibes from this.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Guy who has definitely seen a pipe before, “Getting a lot of pipe vibes from this.”
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
I’m having a hard time watching Task. I refuse to believe the English language can be spoke this way.
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’m having a hard time watching Task. I refuse to believe the English language can be spoke this way.
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The frogs have landed in Chicago!
October 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The frogs have landed in Chicago!
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congrats to Nobel Peace Prize winner Portland Frog
October 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
congrats to Nobel Peace Prize winner Portland Frog
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White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-trump-has-far-more-bones-than-any-prior-president/
October 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-trump-has-far-more-bones-than-any-prior-president/
Uh… if you like your medbed… you can keep your medbed
September 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Uh… if you like your medbed… you can keep your medbed
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On September 15, 2025, Pikachu, original Pokémon number 25, my friend, died. He fucking died.
September 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On September 15, 2025, Pikachu, original Pokémon number 25, my friend, died. He fucking died.
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It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
MY SOURCES ARE TELLING ME THE BULLETS SAID BUSSY
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
MY SOURCES ARE TELLING ME THE BULLETS SAID BUSSY
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this meal gave me pancreatitis btw
you can just bring your own bottle of condiments to burger king and they can’t stop you
September 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
this meal gave me pancreatitis btw
OH MY GOD HE’S NOT DEAD RUN
September 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
OH MY GOD HE’S NOT DEAD RUN
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My father in law's pill storage situation is so great. There's gabapentin and apixaban in there 👍
August 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My father in law's pill storage situation is so great. There's gabapentin and apixaban in there 👍
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Lightning crashes, a blue hedgehog cries
His gold rings fall to the floor
His gold rings fall to the floor
August 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Lightning crashes, a blue hedgehog cries
His gold rings fall to the floor
His gold rings fall to the floor
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Chiropractor school takes 4 years. One year to learn how to dissect someone’s vertebral artery and 3 years to learn when not to do that (always).
July 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Chiropractor school takes 4 years. One year to learn how to dissect someone’s vertebral artery and 3 years to learn when not to do that (always).
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If God did not exist, I would not find it necessary to invent him. But I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than Voltaire.
July 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If God did not exist, I would not find it necessary to invent him. But I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than Voltaire.
Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
July 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
ER capacity is infinite if you just keep putting people in the hallway
April 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ER capacity is infinite if you just keep putting people in the hallway