Andrey Summers
@andreysummers.bsky.social
PSP Scripted Series Lab 2023, UBC MFA 2019, The Beaverton, Satan’s Lawyer Podcast.
Vancouver (Canada) Sydney (Australia) The Internet (derogatory)
Vancouver (Canada) Sydney (Australia) The Internet (derogatory)
Like… not knowing what it is, or?
President Trump is negotiating with foreign leaders on wars, tariffs and other conflicts. Chris Voss, who as part of the FBI worked on more than 150 hostage negotiations, weighed in on Trump’s approach to making deals. Watch, read or listen to “The Interview.”
This World-Renowned Negotiator Says Trump’s Secret Weapon Is Empathy
Chris Voss on our “dealmaker in chief” and the benefit of approaching life as a deal waiting to be made.
nyti.ms
August 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Like… not knowing what it is, or?
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It ain’t easy being a superstar.
August 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It ain’t easy being a superstar.
Maybe they should have said it was from the world of The Office? From the world of Warcraft???
WHAT WORLD SHOULD WE TELL PEOPLE THIS POTENTIALLY ORIGINAL STORY IS FROM?!!
WHAT WORLD SHOULD WE TELL PEOPLE THIS POTENTIALLY ORIGINAL STORY IS FROM?!!
A disappointing performance from John Wick spinoff Ballerina has left TV and movie production company Lionsgate facing a $94 million quarterly net loss.
John Wick Spinoff Ballerina Stumbles, Landing Lionsgate With $94M Quarterly Net Loss
bit.ly
August 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Maybe they should have said it was from the world of The Office? From the world of Warcraft???
WHAT WORLD SHOULD WE TELL PEOPLE THIS POTENTIALLY ORIGINAL STORY IS FROM?!!
WHAT WORLD SHOULD WE TELL PEOPLE THIS POTENTIALLY ORIGINAL STORY IS FROM?!!
Canada is incredible for hearing about a beautiful, breathtaking lake and making a plan to go there, and then finding out it is closed.
“Isn’t it… it’s a LAKE though, right? Like, a massive natural lake?”
“It is, sir.”
“So why can’t we—“
“It’s closed.”
“Isn’t it… it’s a LAKE though, right? Like, a massive natural lake?”
“It is, sir.”
“So why can’t we—“
“It’s closed.”
August 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Canada is incredible for hearing about a beautiful, breathtaking lake and making a plan to go there, and then finding out it is closed.
“Isn’t it… it’s a LAKE though, right? Like, a massive natural lake?”
“It is, sir.”
“So why can’t we—“
“It’s closed.”
“Isn’t it… it’s a LAKE though, right? Like, a massive natural lake?”
“It is, sir.”
“So why can’t we—“
“It’s closed.”
INCREDIBLE: The unprecedented power of AI has revealed that Edward Hopper’s “Nighthawks” is staged, as the painter must have intended, in a diner called “PllLlides”
August 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
INCREDIBLE: The unprecedented power of AI has revealed that Edward Hopper’s “Nighthawks” is staged, as the painter must have intended, in a diner called “PllLlides”
AI industry horrified to face direct consequences of its obviously illegal actions
August 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
AI industry horrified to face direct consequences of its obviously illegal actions
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i wonder why all those scientists never thought of that. that's going to be quite a lot of egg on their faces
RFK has announced that he is developing a vaccine against all viruses. Yes, every single one. The whole, uh, "phylum"
August 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i wonder why all those scientists never thought of that. that's going to be quite a lot of egg on their faces
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the plot of every classic horror movie is like “what if the real monster was man all along 🧐” and the plot of every modern horror movie is “what if there was a witch 😜”
August 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
the plot of every classic horror movie is like “what if the real monster was man all along 🧐” and the plot of every modern horror movie is “what if there was a witch 😜”
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The government is tyrant-maxing. It’s giving despot
The New York Times uses the word “maximalist” because it’s afraid to use the word “dictatorship.”
August 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The government is tyrant-maxing. It’s giving despot
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fucking hysterical to hear the 'poor little genAI industry' crying about being bullied with "copyright law" as if it's some novel, untested area of jurisprudence.
If you don't want to be sued by 7 million people don't steal from 7 million people, that's a pretty simple legal concept
If you don't want to be sued by 7 million people don't steal from 7 million people, that's a pretty simple legal concept
August 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
fucking hysterical to hear the 'poor little genAI industry' crying about being bullied with "copyright law" as if it's some novel, untested area of jurisprudence.
If you don't want to be sued by 7 million people don't steal from 7 million people, that's a pretty simple legal concept
If you don't want to be sued by 7 million people don't steal from 7 million people, that's a pretty simple legal concept
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Well for starters, people who understand the difference between “a prompt” and “a story”
When a single person anywhere in the world can generate a film from a prompt, what does Hollywood still represent?
www.latimes.com/entertainme...
www.latimes.com/entertainme...
If anyone can make a movie now, what does Hollywood still stand for?
From AI-native studios to interactive platforms, a new generation of storytellers is challenging Hollywood’s role as the center of the entertainment universe.
www.latimes.com
August 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Well for starters, people who understand the difference between “a prompt” and “a story”
The annoying thing about this is it should by now be obvious to everyone WHY it made this error. Most often, people are checking how many Rs are in berry, so the most common answer regarding letters in berry is two.
Transformers will never not work like this, and Sam Altman knows this.
Transformers will never not work like this, and Sam Altman knows this.
Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.
August 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The annoying thing about this is it should by now be obvious to everyone WHY it made this error. Most often, people are checking how many Rs are in berry, so the most common answer regarding letters in berry is two.
Transformers will never not work like this, and Sam Altman knows this.
Transformers will never not work like this, and Sam Altman knows this.
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Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.
August 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.
Rome better watch out cause Visigoths implies the existence of invisigoths
August 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Rome better watch out cause Visigoths implies the existence of invisigoths
Every commercial:
“We bet you think Lay’s potato chips are American?
FUCK you!
Here are the birth certificates of all of our staff!
Lay’s. The most Canadian thing in the cosmos.”
“We bet you think Lay’s potato chips are American?
FUCK you!
Here are the birth certificates of all of our staff!
Lay’s. The most Canadian thing in the cosmos.”
August 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Every commercial:
“We bet you think Lay’s potato chips are American?
FUCK you!
Here are the birth certificates of all of our staff!
Lay’s. The most Canadian thing in the cosmos.”
“We bet you think Lay’s potato chips are American?
FUCK you!
Here are the birth certificates of all of our staff!
Lay’s. The most Canadian thing in the cosmos.”
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Yeah I imagine she would
August 6, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Yeah I imagine she would
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we’ve made it clear that anyone who visits the US could be disappeared into a Salvadoran prison but I’m sure it’s the kids and their avocado toasts who’re to blame
“.. Only 3.1 million people visited Sin City in June, down 11.3% compared to last year ..” 👀
@nypost.com
www.foxnews.com/travel/las-v...
@nypost.com
www.foxnews.com/travel/las-v...
August 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
we’ve made it clear that anyone who visits the US could be disappeared into a Salvadoran prison but I’m sure it’s the kids and their avocado toasts who’re to blame
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Generative AI by definition is conformity. It is an averaging of anything you ask of it - quite literally guessing what the most likely version of a thing might be. It is, by definition, mainstream, as is everything it creates old and deeply ideological, as every model trains on similar data.
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
August 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Generative AI by definition is conformity. It is an averaging of anything you ask of it - quite literally guessing what the most likely version of a thing might be. It is, by definition, mainstream, as is everything it creates old and deeply ideological, as every model trains on similar data.
Good, I hope he is held fully accountable!
Two years after passengers hoping for a glimpse of the Titanic wreckage lost their lives in the Titan submersible implosion, the U.S. Coast Guard issued a scathing report.
Coast Guard says Titan submersible deaths were preventable and faults company's CEO
Two years after passengers hoping for a glimpse of the Titanic wreckage died in the Titan submersible implosion, the Coast Guard issued a scathing report, saying the tragedy shouldn't have happened.
n.pr
August 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Good, I hope he is held fully accountable!
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reporters talking to the president the way i would ask a cat what he's doing up on the roof there little buddy. how'd you get up there! sweetie!
Reporters shouted to ask what he was doing up there and he said he was "taking a little walk." He said something about the White House ballroom and made some gestures but it's not really making a ton of sense yet. Normal stuff
August 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
reporters talking to the president the way i would ask a cat what he's doing up on the roof there little buddy. how'd you get up there! sweetie!
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honestly I hate the whole framing that a woman choosing not to sleep with or go out with a man is “rejecting” him
it makes it sound so active, like the default is to say yes
when in actuality we all walk by hundreds of people every day that we’re not going to sleep with
it makes it sound so active, like the default is to say yes
when in actuality we all walk by hundreds of people every day that we’re not going to sleep with
August 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
honestly I hate the whole framing that a woman choosing not to sleep with or go out with a man is “rejecting” him
it makes it sound so active, like the default is to say yes
when in actuality we all walk by hundreds of people every day that we’re not going to sleep with
it makes it sound so active, like the default is to say yes
when in actuality we all walk by hundreds of people every day that we’re not going to sleep with
The House has advanced him for Secretary of the Interior after several key democrats voted in favour despite speaking in opposition, and now the matter moves to the Senate where a swift confirmation vote is anticipated.
August 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The House has advanced him for Secretary of the Interior after several key democrats voted in favour despite speaking in opposition, and now the matter moves to the Senate where a swift confirmation vote is anticipated.
Hey buddy why don’t you stay in your fucken lane and stick to being a hyperintelligent strategist
August 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hey buddy why don’t you stay in your fucken lane and stick to being a hyperintelligent strategist
If they can bring back K. Rool…
August 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If they can bring back K. Rool…
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