Andrey Summers
@andreysummers.bsky.social
PSP Scripted Series Lab 2023, UBC MFA 2019, The Beaverton, Satan’s Lawyer Podcast.
Vancouver (Canada) Sydney (Australia) The Internet (derogatory)
Vancouver (Canada) Sydney (Australia) The Internet (derogatory)
This stuffing is a FARCE, Olivia, you
October 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
This stuffing is a FARCE, Olivia, you
INCREDIBLE: The unprecedented power of AI has revealed that Edward Hopper’s “Nighthawks” is staged, as the painter must have intended, in a diner called “PllLlides”
August 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
INCREDIBLE: The unprecedented power of AI has revealed that Edward Hopper’s “Nighthawks” is staged, as the painter must have intended, in a diner called “PllLlides”
Glass houses, curse you
July 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Glass houses, curse you
What in the michaelstar flanagalactica is this cast
June 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What in the michaelstar flanagalactica is this cast
These two would be nothing without THESE two, possibly!
(Happy pride to one of them, and happy belated mental health awareness month to the other)
(Happy pride to one of them, and happy belated mental health awareness month to the other)
June 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
These two would be nothing without THESE two, possibly!
(Happy pride to one of them, and happy belated mental health awareness month to the other)
(Happy pride to one of them, and happy belated mental health awareness month to the other)
@thisisalexei.bsky.social FYI Tom Cruise is out there again doing his shitty impression of you
May 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
@thisisalexei.bsky.social FYI Tom Cruise is out there again doing his shitty impression of you
May 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Best I can do is syphilis
May 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Best I can do is syphilis
One in six boys aged six to fifteen have a positive view of Andrew Tate
May 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
One in six boys aged six to fifteen have a positive view of Andrew Tate
Imagine if this movie had delivered on this poster. If it had been, like, the Andor of Star Wars love stories.
For about 6 months in the early 2000s, despite having seeing The Phantom Menace, this poster made me belive that it might.
For about 6 months in the early 2000s, despite having seeing The Phantom Menace, this poster made me belive that it might.
May 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Imagine if this movie had delivered on this poster. If it had been, like, the Andor of Star Wars love stories.
For about 6 months in the early 2000s, despite having seeing The Phantom Menace, this poster made me belive that it might.
For about 6 months in the early 2000s, despite having seeing The Phantom Menace, this poster made me belive that it might.
*over the din of a thick, deeply unhealthy stream of neon yellow urine*
“You fuckin’ said it, Anne of Green Gables, hell yes!”
“You fuckin’ said it, Anne of Green Gables, hell yes!”
May 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
*over the din of a thick, deeply unhealthy stream of neon yellow urine*
“You fuckin’ said it, Anne of Green Gables, hell yes!”
“You fuckin’ said it, Anne of Green Gables, hell yes!”
Makes my freakin skin crawl, though, the way this is just a weird lie right off the top
May 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Makes my freakin skin crawl, though, the way this is just a weird lie right off the top
If you’re seeing this view, you KNOW you need to pee so much
May 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you’re seeing this view, you KNOW you need to pee so much
Me, EMPHATICALLY, to our guests:
May 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Me, EMPHATICALLY, to our guests:
Oh wow, Suits LA was just cancelled after one season, you say? That’s so crazy, no waaay.
May 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Oh wow, Suits LA was just cancelled after one season, you say? That’s so crazy, no waaay.
The difference is not that Australia is more woke than Canada. They have like three Albertas, I assure you. The difference is that you get fined hundreds of dollars if you don’t vote.
May 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The difference is not that Australia is more woke than Canada. They have like three Albertas, I assure you. The difference is that you get fined hundreds of dollars if you don’t vote.
Update: THEY HAVE POILIEVRED THE MUTHAFUCKA
May 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Update: THEY HAVE POILIEVRED THE MUTHAFUCKA
I think the message Canadians have sent Donald Trump today is VERY clear. *glances at below chart*
Is… wait, is that the message?
Is… wait, is that the message?
April 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I think the message Canadians have sent Donald Trump today is VERY clear. *glances at below chart*
Is… wait, is that the message?
Is… wait, is that the message?
Before you write this analysis, we at CNN would just like to double-check that you've never heard of Donald Trump, and don't follow any news of any kind.
April 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Before you write this analysis, we at CNN would just like to double-check that you've never heard of Donald Trump, and don't follow any news of any kind.
Printing this out to show my wife during a disagreement
April 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Printing this out to show my wife during a disagreement
You can take the boy out of “send the rabble to father’s mine” but you can take “send the rabble to father’s mine” out of the boy
April 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
You can take the boy out of “send the rabble to father’s mine” but you can take “send the rabble to father’s mine” out of the boy
They can’t pay the paid protestors to pretend to hate me at my beautiful explosion dealerships if I take away their entire financial system.
March 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
They can’t pay the paid protestors to pretend to hate me at my beautiful explosion dealerships if I take away their entire financial system.