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worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
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PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year
STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe
STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe
Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights
Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]
Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]
August 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year
STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe
STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe
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incredible Brian Wilson self-edit here:
May 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
incredible Brian Wilson self-edit here:
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all water is classic water
May 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
all water is classic water
fuckin as many times as he wants, I'll buy it! I love twizzlers because they taste like twizzlers and they'll never change.
June 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fuckin as many times as he wants, I'll buy it! I love twizzlers because they taste like twizzlers and they'll never change.
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sesame should consider demonstrating the values it has taught many generations of children through the care of its workers. not even oscar in his garbage can would support union busting. and he lives in a garbage can.
Presenting the 1,2,3s of why we’re unionizing on Sesame Street 💚
Please help us by signing our public petition! Link in bio 🍪
Please help us by signing our public petition! Link in bio 🍪
March 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
sesame should consider demonstrating the values it has taught many generations of children through the care of its workers. not even oscar in his garbage can would support union busting. and he lives in a garbage can.
Who’s gonna be brave enough to develop a Three Stooges video game using the fight mechanics from the Batman Arkham games
March 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Who’s gonna be brave enough to develop a Three Stooges video game using the fight mechanics from the Batman Arkham games
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Do you ever think that with a different roster of childhood video game cartridges you’d have turned out a completely different person
February 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Do you ever think that with a different roster of childhood video game cartridges you’d have turned out a completely different person
I'm a script doctor for kids tv shows. I'm responsible for ensuring that every episode ends with the 3 main characters laughing together. If your script doesn't have any concluding mirth, I get the call.
February 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm a script doctor for kids tv shows. I'm responsible for ensuring that every episode ends with the 3 main characters laughing together. If your script doesn't have any concluding mirth, I get the call.
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under trump our jack reacher was very short and then in the biden years our reacher became very tall and very big
January 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
under trump our jack reacher was very short and then in the biden years our reacher became very tall and very big
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Him: I'm not into public displays of affection
Me (trying to impress): You disgust me
Me (trying to impress): You disgust me
January 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Him: I'm not into public displays of affection
Me (trying to impress): You disgust me
Me (trying to impress): You disgust me
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'Strike!' by William Sanderson - New Masses 1936.
January 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
'Strike!' by William Sanderson - New Masses 1936.
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Captain Planet Kids after rescuing Falstaff from the Bio-Bullies: You know, Falstaff, you don't always have to be ribald. You can just be yourself and your real friends will like you just the same.
Falstaff: And a furry pound of the Queen's quim that would make me, wouldn't it!
Falstaff: And a furry pound of the Queen's quim that would make me, wouldn't it!
December 29, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Captain Planet Kids after rescuing Falstaff from the Bio-Bullies: You know, Falstaff, you don't always have to be ribald. You can just be yourself and your real friends will like you just the same.
Falstaff: And a furry pound of the Queen's quim that would make me, wouldn't it!
Falstaff: And a furry pound of the Queen's quim that would make me, wouldn't it!
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BENOIT BLANC: yorgos my friend, your letters mention a ghost, or uh uh PHANTASM what's been bedevillin' your latest production
YORGOS LANTHIMOS: that's right Benoit
LISA SIMPSON: well, we can assume it's not a GHOST
BENOIT BLANC: but are we all not hawnted by something, Lisa Simpson
YORGOS LANTHIMOS: that's right Benoit
LISA SIMPSON: well, we can assume it's not a GHOST
BENOIT BLANC: but are we all not hawnted by something, Lisa Simpson
November 21, 2023 at 12:37 PM
BENOIT BLANC: yorgos my friend, your letters mention a ghost, or uh uh PHANTASM what's been bedevillin' your latest production
YORGOS LANTHIMOS: that's right Benoit
LISA SIMPSON: well, we can assume it's not a GHOST
BENOIT BLANC: but are we all not hawnted by something, Lisa Simpson
YORGOS LANTHIMOS: that's right Benoit
LISA SIMPSON: well, we can assume it's not a GHOST
BENOIT BLANC: but are we all not hawnted by something, Lisa Simpson
I play theremin in a Cake cover band called Flourless. Our guitar player is really good at making that chukka-chukka sound. We have no horns.
January 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I play theremin in a Cake cover band called Flourless. Our guitar player is really good at making that chukka-chukka sound. We have no horns.
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@stevenhyden.bsky.social with the absolute perfect description of how I feel about “Manning Fireworks” by MJ Lenderman
December 5, 2024 at 10:09 PM
@stevenhyden.bsky.social with the absolute perfect description of how I feel about “Manning Fireworks” by MJ Lenderman
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Happiness isn't a realistic expectation for you! Become a writer!
November 19, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Happiness isn't a realistic expectation for you! Become a writer!
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bro is that your gyre? shit is widening my man
May 2, 2024 at 7:10 PM
bro is that your gyre? shit is widening my man
This joke came into my head and it felt stolen, as if the energy of having it meant that somebody more deserving lost their train of thought: a cover band of They Might Be Giants called They Might Be They Might Be Giants.
October 16, 2024 at 8:08 PM
This joke came into my head and it felt stolen, as if the energy of having it meant that somebody more deserving lost their train of thought: a cover band of They Might Be Giants called They Might Be They Might Be Giants.
Writing is an act of bravery and hope. To see the shifting sands of language, to know that your art is not yours once it leaves your hands, is to have faith. Walker Percy knew this when he dedicated his debut novel “The Moviegoer.”
September 27, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Writing is an act of bravery and hope. To see the shifting sands of language, to know that your art is not yours once it leaves your hands, is to have faith. Walker Percy knew this when he dedicated his debut novel “The Moviegoer.”
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Hacking Del-icio-us bookmarks to be a microblog, catching up with your friends' weird treasures over coffee, a platform virtually without likes... for some hardy internet surfers, that's the apotheosis of online culture. Had fun remembering it with @flaminghydra.com
It Was Delicious
by David Moore
Welcome to The Lost Internet, a month-long series in which the members of Flaming Hydra revisit internet marvels of the past.
Before the well-lit galleries of Pinterest, before the...
flaminghydra.com
September 18, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Hacking Del-icio-us bookmarks to be a microblog, catching up with your friends' weird treasures over coffee, a platform virtually without likes... for some hardy internet surfers, that's the apotheosis of online culture. Had fun remembering it with @flaminghydra.com
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If you can parry during the 4 animation frames between O Captain and My Captain you will drop into an unfinished level containing the Leaves of Grass texture
August 30, 2024 at 10:18 PM
If you can parry during the 4 animation frames between O Captain and My Captain you will drop into an unfinished level containing the Leaves of Grass texture
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Another day in the damn Jason Bourne Response Suite. I'm wearing a blue dress shirt and a headset and just absolutely getting reamed out by a veteran character actor re: him "needing eyes" or whatever. No sense of when or if we're ordering lunch. I tried to get a coffee and Joan Allen glared at me.
September 10, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Another day in the damn Jason Bourne Response Suite. I'm wearing a blue dress shirt and a headset and just absolutely getting reamed out by a veteran character actor re: him "needing eyes" or whatever. No sense of when or if we're ordering lunch. I tried to get a coffee and Joan Allen glared at me.