lyss🦎
@alyssard.bsky.social
just a lizard running across a keyboard 🦎 | 27 | they/them | ny born & raised | linktr.ee/a_lyssard
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If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
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timeline cleansing teenage crush?
burdened with good taste and an obsession with british tv, i fear
burdened with good taste and an obsession with british tv, i fear
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 PM
timeline cleansing teenage crush?
burdened with good taste and an obsession with british tv, i fear
burdened with good taste and an obsession with british tv, i fear
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I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
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Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
so many different apps i’m on that the ones that are both short and long-form little yappy posts have been quarantined away from the socials folder and added to the folder on my phone that WAS for reading and now is titled “information”
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
so many different apps i’m on that the ones that are both short and long-form little yappy posts have been quarantined away from the socials folder and added to the folder on my phone that WAS for reading and now is titled “information”
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Alex practising his Candy dance routine with Lenny Henry
January 30, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Alex practising his Candy dance routine with Lenny Henry
i fear upscrolled is as tight as people say (follow me lol @/alyssard)
January 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
i fear upscrolled is as tight as people say (follow me lol @/alyssard)
alex horne gives girl dad energy, i can't explain it
January 29, 2026 at 5:43 PM
alex horne gives girl dad energy, i can't explain it
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Seems like a good video for his trial
January 29, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Seems like a good video for his trial
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googling “which countries are not actively moving towards police states and/or big brother level government surveillance”
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
googling “which countries are not actively moving towards police states and/or big brother level government surveillance”
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January 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight
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If I die before him, please cremate me and throw my smoldering ashes into Stephen Miller’s eyes.
January 27, 2026 at 11:51 PM
If I die before him, please cremate me and throw my smoldering ashes into Stephen Miller’s eyes.
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We have to assume that every masked ICE agent is A murderer until the feds disclose which ICE agents are THE murderers.
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 AM
We have to assume that every masked ICE agent is A murderer until the feds disclose which ICE agents are THE murderers.
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You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
when will my husband (me crying in therapy every single session) return from the war (cease)
January 27, 2026 at 6:13 PM
when will my husband (me crying in therapy every single session) return from the war (cease)
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Just so we’re clear!
January 25, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Just so we’re clear!
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Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
January 26, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
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