The Horne Section
@thehornesection.bsky.social
"Funniest band in Britain" - The Guardian. Horne Section TV Show S2 on Channel 4. Currently on tour across the UK.
Pinned
We’ve now got this great new song. Might play it in Coventry tonight.. Might not. Buy a ticket and you’ll find out!
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/seats/1051801/
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/seats/1051801/
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We’ve now got this great new song. Might play it in Coventry tonight.. Might not. Buy a ticket and you’ll find out!
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/seats/1051801/
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/seats/1051801/
Yeovil, we’re ready for you. The little trumpeter is back, so tonight it’s Joevil.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yeovil, we’re ready for you. The little trumpeter is back, so tonight it’s Joevil.
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Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.
Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.
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If you're accepting late entries, I'll chuck in Bjorkie and Simon Le Bon Bon
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If you're accepting late entries, I'll chuck in Bjorkie and Simon Le Bon Bon
Superb!
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Superb!
Very rare evidence of Will Collier doing some promotion! Incredible scenes.
3 November 2014 - The Horne Section tests out what (presumably) became the Questions Sessions format. It takes brave souls to test anything for the first time on James Acaster and Ivo Graham.
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Very rare evidence of Will Collier doing some promotion! Incredible scenes.
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2 November 2010 - The Horne Section at The Invisible Dot HQ
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
2 November 2010 - The Horne Section at The Invisible Dot HQ
We love the @nationaltrust.org.uk especially Will! Vote wisely to avoid nutcases taking over!
If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
![[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]
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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:
Hello there
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[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].
DAD:
Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE:
Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!
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MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:
Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!
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NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:
Listen - that's their call
[Calls emanating from the landscape]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:
They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.
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KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!
[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].
[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke
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[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:
Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.
[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?
NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…
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[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].
NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…
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[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:
Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?
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October 31, 2025 at 9:41 AM
We love the @nationaltrust.org.uk especially Will! Vote wisely to avoid nutcases taking over!
This is surely from Alex’s ‘mum’
I'm married to a TV personality. I'm glad that the way he acts on TV is just for show and not his real personality, because the way he is on TV really annoys me.
October 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is surely from Alex’s ‘mum’
Here’s the sweet story of Alex Horne’s first ever kiss. Lucky Jemima!
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Here’s the sweet story of Alex Horne’s first ever kiss. Lucky Jemima!
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@thehornesection.bsky.social Asked for dairy free milk in a Spanish coffee shop and the barista recommended pea milk. I think you already know my verdict. He was delighted and I took all the credit sorry
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@thehornesection.bsky.social Asked for dairy free milk in a Spanish coffee shop and the barista recommended pea milk. I think you already know my verdict. He was delighted and I took all the credit sorry
We had an amazing time on our northern leg of the Hitshow tour. Thanks to the hilarious audience members for getting involved.. also, Hat-Time reached new levels and is now an Olympic sport.
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We had an amazing time on our northern leg of the Hitshow tour. Thanks to the hilarious audience members for getting involved.. also, Hat-Time reached new levels and is now an Olympic sport.
Always happy to find out people are watching the tv show!
The Horne section tv show (season 2): It's fun, just a series of episodes with the usual horne section style humour that i enjoy. Good fun overall, and it's fun to point out various taskmaster contestants when they show up.
October 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Always happy to find out people are watching the tv show!
Hey up, how do and alreet pet! We’re off on our northern tour leg on Monday!! York/Newcastle/Leeds - all the best places.. there’s a couple of tickets available here and there if you’re quick!
www.thehornesection.com
www.thehornesection.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Hey up, how do and alreet pet! We’re off on our northern tour leg on Monday!! York/Newcastle/Leeds - all the best places.. there’s a couple of tickets available here and there if you’re quick!
www.thehornesection.com
www.thehornesection.com
Hello. Mark (me! - the sax one) is on Cameo.. had fun today recording my first couple for people.. if you want birthday message/saxogram/a song/whatever follow this link v.cameo.com/e/LMCuFg8PnXb
Mark Brown - Personalized videos on Cameo
Mark Brown on Cameo! Cameo lets you request a personalized video message for any occasion.
v.cameo.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hello. Mark (me! - the sax one) is on Cameo.. had fun today recording my first couple for people.. if you want birthday message/saxogram/a song/whatever follow this link v.cameo.com/e/LMCuFg8PnXb
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An impromptu pre-LFF trip to see @thehornesection.bsky.social was just the right kind of full-throttle silliness needed before launching just the same way into the festival.
October 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
An impromptu pre-LFF trip to see @thehornesection.bsky.social was just the right kind of full-throttle silliness needed before launching just the same way into the festival.
Thanks to everyone who came to the Palladium on Tuesday. Such an iconic venue to play, we really felt the history of so many comedy and musical heroes that have played there. (Ed didn’t listen to the subpoena instruction to wave at the camera) Next stop, Folkestone - TONIGHT! Final tickets in bio.
October 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Thanks to everyone who came to the Palladium on Tuesday. Such an iconic venue to play, we really felt the history of so many comedy and musical heroes that have played there. (Ed didn’t listen to the subpoena instruction to wave at the camera) Next stop, Folkestone - TONIGHT! Final tickets in bio.
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Superb evening at the Palladium to see the always excellent @thehornesection.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Superb evening at the Palladium to see the always excellent @thehornesection.bsky.social
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Tonight! The Horne Section return to the London Palladium. Only a few tickets left, don’t hang around to get yours.
ticketing.lwtheatres.co.uk/event/939/pe...
ticketing.lwtheatres.co.uk/event/939/pe...
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Tonight! The Horne Section return to the London Palladium. Only a few tickets left, don’t hang around to get yours.
ticketing.lwtheatres.co.uk/event/939/pe...
ticketing.lwtheatres.co.uk/event/939/pe...
Ever wondered what goes on backstage during the interval at a Horne Section show? Well, here’s how Alex rallies the team for the second half
October 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ever wondered what goes on backstage during the interval at a Horne Section show? Well, here’s how Alex rallies the team for the second half
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Ed secret seventh member of katseye confirmed
October 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ed secret seventh member of katseye confirmed
Out of context Horne Section
October 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Out of context Horne Section
IT’S BANDCAMP FRIDAY! Hooray! That makes today the perfect day to get your hands on our merch! Grab yours here: hornesection.bandcamp.com
October 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
IT’S BANDCAMP FRIDAY! Hooray! That makes today the perfect day to get your hands on our merch! Grab yours here: hornesection.bandcamp.com