The Horne Section
@thehornesection.bsky.social
"Funniest band in Britain" - The Guardian. Horne Section TV Show S2 on Channel 4. Currently on tour across the UK.
We’ve now got this great new song. Might play it in Coventry tonight.. Might not. Buy a ticket and you’ll find out!
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/seats/1051801/
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/seats/1051801/
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We’ve now got this great new song. Might play it in Coventry tonight.. Might not. Buy a ticket and you’ll find out!
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/seats/1051801/
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/seats/1051801/
Yeovil, we’re ready for you. The little trumpeter is back, so tonight it’s Joevil.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yeovil, we’re ready for you. The little trumpeter is back, so tonight it’s Joevil.
Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.
Here’s the sweet story of Alex Horne’s first ever kiss. Lucky Jemima!
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Here’s the sweet story of Alex Horne’s first ever kiss. Lucky Jemima!
We had an amazing time on our northern leg of the Hitshow tour. Thanks to the hilarious audience members for getting involved.. also, Hat-Time reached new levels and is now an Olympic sport.
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We had an amazing time on our northern leg of the Hitshow tour. Thanks to the hilarious audience members for getting involved.. also, Hat-Time reached new levels and is now an Olympic sport.
Hey up, how do and alreet pet! We’re off on our northern tour leg on Monday!! York/Newcastle/Leeds - all the best places.. there’s a couple of tickets available here and there if you’re quick!
www.thehornesection.com
www.thehornesection.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Hey up, how do and alreet pet! We’re off on our northern tour leg on Monday!! York/Newcastle/Leeds - all the best places.. there’s a couple of tickets available here and there if you’re quick!
www.thehornesection.com
www.thehornesection.com
Ever wondered what goes on backstage during the interval at a Horne Section show? Well, here’s how Alex rallies the team for the second half
October 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ever wondered what goes on backstage during the interval at a Horne Section show? Well, here’s how Alex rallies the team for the second half
Out of context Horne Section
October 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Out of context Horne Section
Married at First Sight doesn’t have a theme tune, so we decided to write one!
September 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Married at First Sight doesn’t have a theme tune, so we decided to write one!
Another greeting card song, hooray! This time, Alex responds to your wedding invitation.
September 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Another greeting card song, hooray! This time, Alex responds to your wedding invitation.
Here we go, it’s Greeting Songs! First up: It’s Alex with one for Christenings. Specifically from the rich Godfathers.
September 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Here we go, it’s Greeting Songs! First up: It’s Alex with one for Christenings. Specifically from the rich Godfathers.
Come and see more of this silliness live, as we head back out on tour in just 2 weeks’ time!
OCT:
5th - Birmingham
7th - London
9th - Folkestone
20th - York
21st - Newcastle
22nd - Leeds
www.thehornesection.com
OCT:
5th - Birmingham
7th - London
9th - Folkestone
20th - York
21st - Newcastle
22nd - Leeds
www.thehornesection.com
September 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Come and see more of this silliness live, as we head back out on tour in just 2 weeks’ time!
OCT:
5th - Birmingham
7th - London
9th - Folkestone
20th - York
21st - Newcastle
22nd - Leeds
www.thehornesection.com
OCT:
5th - Birmingham
7th - London
9th - Folkestone
20th - York
21st - Newcastle
22nd - Leeds
www.thehornesection.com
Possibly your only chance to hear Will’s sad song. Unless, of course, we play Northampton again…
September 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Possibly your only chance to hear Will’s sad song. Unless, of course, we play Northampton again…
Is Throwback Thursday still a thing? Cos here’s us on Taskmaster a few years ago, in what some say is the best episode of TM history… definitely not our words.
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Is Throwback Thursday still a thing? Cos here’s us on Taskmaster a few years ago, in what some say is the best episode of TM history… definitely not our words.
Alex Horne’s obsession with sausages continues, here’s his latest banger
August 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Alex Horne’s obsession with sausages continues, here’s his latest banger
Was Alex Horne singing Coolio on anyone’s bingo card? Well, here he is with another caveat song
August 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Was Alex Horne singing Coolio on anyone’s bingo card? Well, here he is with another caveat song
Voting for the next album title. Will post the result tomorrow, but feel free to add your faves below!
August 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Voting for the next album title. Will post the result tomorrow, but feel free to add your faves below!
A joke from Alex Horne.
July 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
A joke from Alex Horne.
Is this news to anyone else?
July 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Is this news to anyone else?
An excellent joke from the drummer
July 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
An excellent joke from the drummer