lyss🦎
@alyssard.bsky.social
just a lizard running across a keyboard 🦎 | 27 | they/them | linktr.ee/a_lyssard
Pinned
i am off from work until january 5th and am going to desperately need to occupy my mind because the latter half of this year really decided to punch me in the dick, yk?
so.
if i made. a taskmaster discord server. would people. be interested in that.
/is there one already lol
so.
if i made. a taskmaster discord server. would people. be interested in that.
/is there one already lol
Reposted by lyss🦎
“Im not allowed to earn any money” is something only billionaires should be forced to say. This system is broken, and no I don’t mean it’s not working as intended, it is. I mean this system has been co-opted and twisted to benefit those at the top. It is up to us to change it. 2026 will be the start
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Im not allowed to earn any money” is something only billionaires should be forced to say. This system is broken, and no I don’t mean it’s not working as intended, it is. I mean this system has been co-opted and twisted to benefit those at the top. It is up to us to change it. 2026 will be the start
Reposted by lyss🦎
An advent calendar for every month besides December, where you get a little treat each day because life is hard
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
An advent calendar for every month besides December, where you get a little treat each day because life is hard
Reposted by lyss🦎
ain't no fuckin way
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
ain't no fuckin way
Reposted by lyss🦎
PSA: any artists still using Twt…
Now anyone can edit your art with Grok and claim it as theirs.
Merry Christmas and Please Leave that Cesspit.
Now anyone can edit your art with Grok and claim it as theirs.
Merry Christmas and Please Leave that Cesspit.
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
PSA: any artists still using Twt…
Now anyone can edit your art with Grok and claim it as theirs.
Merry Christmas and Please Leave that Cesspit.
Now anyone can edit your art with Grok and claim it as theirs.
Merry Christmas and Please Leave that Cesspit.
Reposted by lyss🦎
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...
www.reuters.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Reposted by lyss🦎
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
Reposted by lyss🦎
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
Reposted by lyss🦎
Reposted by lyss🦎
Reposted by lyss🦎
"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
maisie adam is quite possibly my favorite person that's ever been on taskmaster, her brain is a mess but she's also so clever, she's just like me for real
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
maisie adam is quite possibly my favorite person that's ever been on taskmaster, her brain is a mess but she's also so clever, she's just like me for real
Reposted by lyss🦎
I’m gonna post 500 bird photos by 2026
December 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m gonna post 500 bird photos by 2026
Reposted by lyss🦎
i’d like to tell iOS a big “fuck you” for saving pictures of me and my ex that i had long deleted and making my heart drop and stomach churn when i saw them this fine afternoon 😀👍🏼
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i’d like to tell iOS a big “fuck you” for saving pictures of me and my ex that i had long deleted and making my heart drop and stomach churn when i saw them this fine afternoon 😀👍🏼
Reposted by lyss🦎
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i am off from work until january 5th and am going to desperately need to occupy my mind because the latter half of this year really decided to punch me in the dick, yk?
so.
if i made. a taskmaster discord server. would people. be interested in that.
/is there one already lol
so.
if i made. a taskmaster discord server. would people. be interested in that.
/is there one already lol
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
i am off from work until january 5th and am going to desperately need to occupy my mind because the latter half of this year really decided to punch me in the dick, yk?
so.
if i made. a taskmaster discord server. would people. be interested in that.
/is there one already lol
so.
if i made. a taskmaster discord server. would people. be interested in that.
/is there one already lol
Reposted by lyss🦎
Have a look back and a gander ahead as KTLA, Los Angeles' biggest news channel had a talk with Greg and Alex about 10 years of Taskmaster on Telly!
#Taskmaster #10Years #15Years #HappyTaskmass
youtu.be/TvwEW5Wj0CE?...
#Taskmaster #10Years #15Years #HappyTaskmass
youtu.be/TvwEW5Wj0CE?...
Greg Davies & Alex Horne on 10 years of "Taskmaster," their relationship, "Potatogate," and more
YouTube video by KTLA 5
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Have a look back and a gander ahead as KTLA, Los Angeles' biggest news channel had a talk with Greg and Alex about 10 years of Taskmaster on Telly!
#Taskmaster #10Years #15Years #HappyTaskmass
youtu.be/TvwEW5Wj0CE?...
#Taskmaster #10Years #15Years #HappyTaskmass
youtu.be/TvwEW5Wj0CE?...
Reposted by lyss🦎
It's kinda funny that with these types of dudes their biggest fear being women will treat them how they have treated women.
December 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It's kinda funny that with these types of dudes their biggest fear being women will treat them how they have treated women.
it is 4:32 am EST and instead of trying to sleep because my brain simply would not settle i finished the rest of the taskmaster advent calendar
i cannot express enough how much fun i had with it and also how much i now completely understand why participants on taskmaster hate alex so much <3
i cannot express enough how much fun i had with it and also how much i now completely understand why participants on taskmaster hate alex so much <3
December 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
it is 4:32 am EST and instead of trying to sleep because my brain simply would not settle i finished the rest of the taskmaster advent calendar
i cannot express enough how much fun i had with it and also how much i now completely understand why participants on taskmaster hate alex so much <3
i cannot express enough how much fun i had with it and also how much i now completely understand why participants on taskmaster hate alex so much <3
when bae asks to lady and the tramp lunch but something gets lost in communication
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
when bae asks to lady and the tramp lunch but something gets lost in communication
Reposted by lyss🦎
just me on my last day of work for the year 😮💨
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
just me on my last day of work for the year 😮💨
Reposted by lyss🦎
Reposted by lyss🦎
it's the holiday season, times are tough... you won't catch me saying anything
December 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
it's the holiday season, times are tough... you won't catch me saying anything
annual reminder to you all that i am, in fact, a twin
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
annual reminder to you all that i am, in fact, a twin
Reposted by lyss🦎
happy buzzmas to everyone who celebrates x
December 18, 2025 at 9:39 AM
happy buzzmas to everyone who celebrates x