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I used to hate the fool in me
But only in the morning
Now, I tolerate him all day long
(He/Him)
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roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Welp. Homan can't miss now to have a shot. Rough two days for them.
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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I love the Winter Olympics. Nonstop "why the hell would you do that" and "how do you even find OUT you can do that" and curling
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I'm not in great shape but I'm pretty sure I could take Pierre on and not get my ass kicked. He's never lived a day in the real world.
What in the it's a cult is going on here?
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Majority of people trying to make sense of this.
TikTok comments do not fail. 😂
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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#DoctorWho
Roses are red,
My heart is a quiver...
February 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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happy valentine's day from scott 😍
February 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
It probably blows over and no one double touches again (unless Kennedy is dumb), but what I still can't grasp is what he was attempting to accomplish. The touch doesn't seem enough to alter the stone in direction or speed.

All I can figure is trying slow the spin to aid in curling.
World curling's statement: basically, we didn't see any violations with Kennedy's delivery, we don't (and can't) monitor every hog line every shot but are beefing up observation a bit, also we told the Canadians not to cuss.
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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The $38.3 billion they are going to spend for interment camps could fund the annual budget of NASA, the EPA, and all clean energy R&D at the Department of Energy—combined.
Breaking news: ICE expects to spend $38.3 billion on its plan to acquire warehouses across the U.S. and retrofit them into immigrant detention centers that can hold tens of thousands of people, according to agency documents.
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion turning warehouses into detention centers
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion converting warehouses into detention centers, according to planning documents, more than the annual budgets of 22 states.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
If you're in the right, stop worrying about getting in "trouble".
February 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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“You’re gonna get in trouble for that.”

“OK.”

Perfect reply. No peace for fascists.
February 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
"Hard liquor and dirty jokes,
Cheap picture frames."

youtu.be/dMUTZv-6Yak?...
February 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Look, you can say violence is wrong but I'd respond "peacefully" supporting violence is in itself violence so don't be surprised if you're responded in kind.
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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there’s a longer version here in which our hero follows up by telling him “you can go peacefully fuck yourself” after he claims to be “peacefully standing for my beliefs”
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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"you're gonna get in trouble for that"

*stone-faced*

"okay"

goddamn son
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Canadian goalies are living the Chris Osgood life internationally.
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
So Kennedy totally did what he's accused of but I don't know how often. If it's just the once, Sweden is just launching a warning shot to try and rattle. If it's often, Canada might be in trouble.

They likely get warned, anyway. It's not a good look.
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!

(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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the McMacMack is diabolical
Celebrini-McDavid-MacKinnon is the living embodiment of pure hockey joy
February 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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"You boy, what day is this??"
October 13, 2023 at 7:04 AM
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Me when Celebrini is on the ice:

#Olympics
#MHKY
#CANvsSUI
an elderly man is sitting in a chair and talking to someone .
ALT: an elderly man is sitting in a chair and talking to someone .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Look, you’re right but there is the faint hope that we will see Wilson beat a Tkachuk to death and that’s something McDavis simply won’t bring to the table.
February 13, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Every Canadian hockey pundit: "Canada's X-factor is Tom Wilson. He could be the difference."

Connor McDavid who has been waiting all his life to play in the Olympics: lmao
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM